Jenna Discoteca 🪩💃🏻
@jennadiscoteca.bsky.social
⚖️ Legal aid paralegal
🙇♀️ Recovering people pleaser
🐈⬛ Cat lady
📖 Avid reader of bleak books
🥃 Probably drinking a cocktail
📍 Champaign, Illinois
🙇♀️ Recovering people pleaser
🐈⬛ Cat lady
📖 Avid reader of bleak books
🥃 Probably drinking a cocktail
📍 Champaign, Illinois
I think I’m going to take up cross stitch again so I can stab something repeatedly with a sharp object (mainly, my thumb)
March 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I think I’m going to take up cross stitch again so I can stab something repeatedly with a sharp object (mainly, my thumb)
Brb just putting every pride flag and BLM graphic in existence into my email signature
February 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Brb just putting every pride flag and BLM graphic in existence into my email signature
Donald Trump and his cronies can fuck all the way off.
February 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Donald Trump and his cronies can fuck all the way off.
This year I plan to live like a hobbit: napping in meadows, drinking ale, eating second breakfast and elevenses, taking fun little trips with friends, and plotting to overthrow the Dark Lord.
February 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This year I plan to live like a hobbit: napping in meadows, drinking ale, eating second breakfast and elevenses, taking fun little trips with friends, and plotting to overthrow the Dark Lord.
Midwesterners in September when it’s 60°: light jacket weather
Midwesterners by February when it’s one degree above freezing: light jacket weather
Midwesterners by February when it’s one degree above freezing: light jacket weather
February 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Midwesterners in September when it’s 60°: light jacket weather
Midwesterners by February when it’s one degree above freezing: light jacket weather
Midwesterners by February when it’s one degree above freezing: light jacket weather
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I just don't know what to say to all of the probationary federal employees being laid off right now... I'm so sorry.
But for all of us? This is a five-alarm fire. Please call your reps and give them hell.
But for all of us? This is a five-alarm fire. Please call your reps and give them hell.
February 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I just don't know what to say to all of the probationary federal employees being laid off right now... I'm so sorry.
But for all of us? This is a five-alarm fire. Please call your reps and give them hell.
But for all of us? This is a five-alarm fire. Please call your reps and give them hell.
The crazy thing about Danielle Sassoon’s resignation is that she’s probably generally on the GOP’s side. She is in the Federalist Society (a conservative organization) and clerked for Justice Scalia.
When PEOPLE ON YOUR OWN SIDE are speaking out, there’s a huge problem.
When PEOPLE ON YOUR OWN SIDE are speaking out, there’s a huge problem.
February 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The crazy thing about Danielle Sassoon’s resignation is that she’s probably generally on the GOP’s side. She is in the Federalist Society (a conservative organization) and clerked for Justice Scalia.
When PEOPLE ON YOUR OWN SIDE are speaking out, there’s a huge problem.
When PEOPLE ON YOUR OWN SIDE are speaking out, there’s a huge problem.
Of course men blame the “male loneliness epidemic” on women.
A thread:
A thread:
February 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Of course men blame the “male loneliness epidemic” on women.
A thread:
A thread:
I appreciate the advocacy on behalf of the Gulf of Mexico in Google Maps, but I have been trying to get them to display my workplace on the correct side of the street for over three years, to no avail.
February 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I appreciate the advocacy on behalf of the Gulf of Mexico in Google Maps, but I have been trying to get them to display my workplace on the correct side of the street for over three years, to no avail.
I understand the importance of cybersecurity, and I don’t take it lightly, but I just had to go through two-factor authentication to look at my Meijer reward points.
February 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I understand the importance of cybersecurity, and I don’t take it lightly, but I just had to go through two-factor authentication to look at my Meijer reward points.
My galentine brought me a warm ube bao bun with gold dust. 🥰🥰
February 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My galentine brought me a warm ube bao bun with gold dust. 🥰🥰
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“These stories should concern all Americans because they are our family members, neighbors and friends. No American can be proud of a government that carries out change in this way.”
The American Bar Association speaks out. Please read and share.
www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...
The American Bar Association speaks out. Please read and share.
www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...
The ABA supports the rule of law
It has been three weeks since Inauguration Day. Most Americans recognize that newly elected leaders bring change. That is expected. But most Americans also expect that changes will take place in accor...
www.americanbar.org
February 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
“These stories should concern all Americans because they are our family members, neighbors and friends. No American can be proud of a government that carries out change in this way.”
The American Bar Association speaks out. Please read and share.
www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...
The American Bar Association speaks out. Please read and share.
www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...
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Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
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Meanwhile, 250k foreclosures were filed in 2024, with over 36k homes repossessed by banks.
That’s 36k families losing their long-term housing stability.
“Country Roads,” my ass.
That’s 36k families losing their long-term housing stability.
“Country Roads,” my ass.
February 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Meanwhile, 250k foreclosures were filed in 2024, with over 36k homes repossessed by banks.
That’s 36k families losing their long-term housing stability.
“Country Roads,” my ass.
That’s 36k families losing their long-term housing stability.
“Country Roads,” my ass.
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
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Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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Not enough feet in this year's Jesus ads, tbh
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Not enough feet in this year's Jesus ads, tbh
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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Art matters.
Art is a powerful means of speaking truth to power.
When it seems the powerless are being silenced, artists, musicians, writers, entertainers, and poets give the people a voice.
Art is a powerful means of speaking truth to power.
When it seems the powerless are being silenced, artists, musicians, writers, entertainers, and poets give the people a voice.
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Art matters.
Art is a powerful means of speaking truth to power.
When it seems the powerless are being silenced, artists, musicians, writers, entertainers, and poets give the people a voice.
Art is a powerful means of speaking truth to power.
When it seems the powerless are being silenced, artists, musicians, writers, entertainers, and poets give the people a voice.
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When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
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whew jesus has a huge ad budget
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
whew jesus has a huge ad budget
had a great lunch with my friend today 🥰☺️
had a great lunch with my friend today. ❤️😁
February 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
had a great lunch with my friend today 🥰☺️
One of my favorite gags on Bojack Horseman was when they stole the D from the HOLLYWOOD sign, and then everyone referred to Hollywood as “Hollywoo” for the rest of the show.
So now my life’s goal is to steal the T from the Trump Tower. 🍑
So now my life’s goal is to steal the T from the Trump Tower. 🍑
February 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
One of my favorite gags on Bojack Horseman was when they stole the D from the HOLLYWOOD sign, and then everyone referred to Hollywood as “Hollywoo” for the rest of the show.
So now my life’s goal is to steal the T from the Trump Tower. 🍑
So now my life’s goal is to steal the T from the Trump Tower. 🍑
Excuse me?
BREAKING: Trump Ukraine peace plan leaked
- Trump aims to have Zelensky agree to a ceasefire by April 20
- Ukraine would be barred from joining NATO
- Kyiv would recognize Russian sovereignty over annexed lands
- European troops would police a demilitiarized zone with no U.S. involvement.
- Trump aims to have Zelensky agree to a ceasefire by April 20
- Ukraine would be barred from joining NATO
- Kyiv would recognize Russian sovereignty over annexed lands
- European troops would police a demilitiarized zone with no U.S. involvement.
February 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Excuse me?