Grant Jendo
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Grant Jendo
@jendo.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I'm calling them tweets. This is Twitter. You can't do anything about this.
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"HE'S DONE HIM! HE'S DONE HIM!"
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"HE'S DONE HIM! HE'S DONE HIM!"
Still buzzin, absolutely over the moon, what a ridiculous, ridiculous night
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Still buzzin, absolutely over the moon, what a ridiculous, ridiculous night
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Steve Clarke has come for your apologies
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Steve Clarke has come for your apologies
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Automatically qualifying for the WC after playing well for maybe a cumulative 90 mins across the campaign is some dunt
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Automatically qualifying for the WC after playing well for maybe a cumulative 90 mins across the campaign is some dunt
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REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴
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Tomorrow's front page 📰
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tomorrow's front page 📰
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
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Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
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The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
We've qualified for the World Cup. I've seen three of the best goals I've ever seen in the flesh.
Like,
Like,
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We've qualified for the World Cup. I've seen three of the best goals I've ever seen in the flesh.
Like,
Like,
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I didn't realise we'd see a British Home Office more overtly cruel and outright evil than that led by the Tories over the past decade without Reform getting into power.
But here we are. A Labour Home Office that is the most openly evil British institution in my lifetime.
But here we are. A Labour Home Office that is the most openly evil British institution in my lifetime.
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I didn't realise we'd see a British Home Office more overtly cruel and outright evil than that led by the Tories over the past decade without Reform getting into power.
But here we are. A Labour Home Office that is the most openly evil British institution in my lifetime.
But here we are. A Labour Home Office that is the most openly evil British institution in my lifetime.
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what did i tell you about talking about dialectic materialism in front of the hoes man
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
what did i tell you about talking about dialectic materialism in front of the hoes man
🎵He's from Australia, who gives a fuck🎶
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
🎵He's from Australia, who gives a fuck🎶
I really like Zack Polanski but I do not need to see a clip of him on stage with "Rizzle Kicks" I am a 36-year-old man that occasionally listens to nu-metal and I would like the algorithms to respect this
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I really like Zack Polanski but I do not need to see a clip of him on stage with "Rizzle Kicks" I am a 36-year-old man that occasionally listens to nu-metal and I would like the algorithms to respect this
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𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺: Trump stuns in perfectly choreographed "Single Ladies" dance… with surprise guest Beyoncé!
𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁: Mostly False
Trump was largely off beat and missed several pose cues. The performance was typical of an unathletic man of 79 under the daily stress of being the world's most famous pedophile.
𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁: Mostly False
Trump was largely off beat and missed several pose cues. The performance was typical of an unathletic man of 79 under the daily stress of being the world's most famous pedophile.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺: Trump stuns in perfectly choreographed "Single Ladies" dance… with surprise guest Beyoncé!
𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁: Mostly False
Trump was largely off beat and missed several pose cues. The performance was typical of an unathletic man of 79 under the daily stress of being the world's most famous pedophile.
𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁: Mostly False
Trump was largely off beat and missed several pose cues. The performance was typical of an unathletic man of 79 under the daily stress of being the world's most famous pedophile.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
This has obviously always been a feature of the SNP but they'll never give up their commitment to neoliberalism which ultimately means the change they'd bring about would be nothing but surface level
Like, our biggest dreams should go beyond being able to proudly click "Scotland" on a dropdown menu
Like, our biggest dreams should go beyond being able to proudly click "Scotland" on a dropdown menu
The SNP's wrecking amendment to this motion has sadly passed, confirming that the Scottish Government no longer opposes the Rosebank oil field application. A huge step backwards and a sad day for Scotland's reputation on climate action.
Under Nicola Sturgeon & Humza Yousaf the Scottish Government rightly opposed the proposed Rosebank oil field.
John Swinney has sadly dropped that opposition and tried to avoid taking a position at all.
That's not good enough, so tomorrow the @scottishgreens.org will force a vote.
John Swinney has sadly dropped that opposition and tried to avoid taking a position at all.
That's not good enough, so tomorrow the @scottishgreens.org will force a vote.
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This has obviously always been a feature of the SNP but they'll never give up their commitment to neoliberalism which ultimately means the change they'd bring about would be nothing but surface level
Like, our biggest dreams should go beyond being able to proudly click "Scotland" on a dropdown menu
Like, our biggest dreams should go beyond being able to proudly click "Scotland" on a dropdown menu
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Excited for Labour to announce the "Brianna Ghey memorial conversion therapy clinic"
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Excited for Labour to announce the "Brianna Ghey memorial conversion therapy clinic"
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This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
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genuinely one of the worst people going. Utterly sociopathic how she put all her left wing beliefs on the shelf 5 minutes after getting elected and picked out a new, very reactionary set. Total grifter
You're genuinely deranged if you think I believe either of Brianna's killers deserve less than the life sentences they were both handed, or that I think Brianna was in any way at fault for her own murder.
I'm supporting her mum, who is a constituent, which is... my job.
Go and touch grass.
I'm supporting her mum, who is a constituent, which is... my job.
Go and touch grass.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
genuinely one of the worst people going. Utterly sociopathic how she put all her left wing beliefs on the shelf 5 minutes after getting elected and picked out a new, very reactionary set. Total grifter
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Under Nicola Sturgeon & Humza Yousaf the Scottish Government rightly opposed the proposed Rosebank oil field.
John Swinney has sadly dropped that opposition and tried to avoid taking a position at all.
That's not good enough, so tomorrow the @scottishgreens.org will force a vote.
John Swinney has sadly dropped that opposition and tried to avoid taking a position at all.
That's not good enough, so tomorrow the @scottishgreens.org will force a vote.
Greens to force vote at Holyrood on Rosebank oil development
MSPs will have their say in a symbolic vote on the project on Wednesday.
news.stv.tv
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Under Nicola Sturgeon & Humza Yousaf the Scottish Government rightly opposed the proposed Rosebank oil field.
John Swinney has sadly dropped that opposition and tried to avoid taking a position at all.
That's not good enough, so tomorrow the @scottishgreens.org will force a vote.
John Swinney has sadly dropped that opposition and tried to avoid taking a position at all.
That's not good enough, so tomorrow the @scottishgreens.org will force a vote.
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it's nice knowing you could make the richest man in the world khs by writing a mean enough paragraph
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
it's nice knowing you could make the richest man in the world khs by writing a mean enough paragraph
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i hope this subtweet finds you well
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i hope this subtweet finds you well
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WAITRESS: Welcome to I Love The 90s Grill and Bar! What can I getcha?
KID: I want the Macarena And Cheese!
WAITRESS: For you, ma’am?
MOM: The…Rodney King Crab?
WAITRESS: And you, sir?
DAD: The eggs.
WAITRESS: You have to say it.
DAD: *sigh* Jesus Christ. Okay. I’ll take the Sarajevos Rancheros
KID: I want the Macarena And Cheese!
WAITRESS: For you, ma’am?
MOM: The…Rodney King Crab?
WAITRESS: And you, sir?
DAD: The eggs.
WAITRESS: You have to say it.
DAD: *sigh* Jesus Christ. Okay. I’ll take the Sarajevos Rancheros
October 9, 2024 at 12:43 AM
WAITRESS: Welcome to I Love The 90s Grill and Bar! What can I getcha?
KID: I want the Macarena And Cheese!
WAITRESS: For you, ma’am?
MOM: The…Rodney King Crab?
WAITRESS: And you, sir?
DAD: The eggs.
WAITRESS: You have to say it.
DAD: *sigh* Jesus Christ. Okay. I’ll take the Sarajevos Rancheros
KID: I want the Macarena And Cheese!
WAITRESS: For you, ma’am?
MOM: The…Rodney King Crab?
WAITRESS: And you, sir?
DAD: The eggs.
WAITRESS: You have to say it.
DAD: *sigh* Jesus Christ. Okay. I’ll take the Sarajevos Rancheros
This is something I've been mulling for a while now after being very pro-nuclear up til quite recently, but aye, this is basically where I'm at now
I was also pro-nuclear... a decade ago.
Now when renewables are significantly faster and cheaper to bring on line, and are getting cheaper and more efficient all the time... why would we?
Now when renewables are significantly faster and cheaper to bring on line, and are getting cheaper and more efficient all the time... why would we?
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is something I've been mulling for a while now after being very pro-nuclear up til quite recently, but aye, this is basically where I'm at now