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I’m allowed to use the microwave.
This has got to be about Jeopardy
it’s so validating when you have a fight or flight response to a man and then he introduces himself as a poet and a podcaster. that’s generational trauma working for u
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Genuine tragedy that Special Forces beat out Stars on Mars as the celebrities-do-a-vaguely-governmental-mission show
The recruits learned many important lessons in Episode 5 of Special Forces but the most memorable has to be that WHEN 👏YOU👏EAT👏THE👏DS👏SNACKS👏YOU👏SLEEP👏IN👏THE👏SH*t👏CAGE👏

@vanderpumprobs.com joins me and Jess this week.

Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
Special Forces S4E5 Recap - Trust
Podcast Episode · Mother, May I Sleep With Podcast? · S13 E6 · 1h 46m
podcasts.apple.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Unfortunately, the plot of Homeward Bound 3 has been revealed. Spot isn’t making it back this time
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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every news story about Mr Beast that I read is further proof of what makes Jackass work: gleeful self-destruction needs community and desire to operate.
September 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Orange Theory Fitness is a measure of your Coppola knowledge
two young guys were walking behind me on the way out of a godfather screening and one was infodumping the entire imdb page on his friend. orange theory, filming the wedding scene, the works. watching a film bro in his natural environment is a very beautiful thing really
September 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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From: In and Out Crowd (1989), dir. Sally Cruikshank
September 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Can you believe we’ve been gifted with Root and Huss in the same production? Incredible times
Talk about an actor that can do anything
August 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In ‘Fight Club,’ Brad Pitt tells Ed Norton, “Even the Mona Lisa’s falling apart,” so it’s a prequel to ‘Glass Onion’
August 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sometimes you stumble headlong into the zeitgeist and you see that the world is ready.
finally some quirked up redhead shorty with statement glasses representation
August 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
True rock n roll is when your niece & nephew are eating chicken fingers while Trent Reznor is singing that god is dead.
August 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The personal space lover has logged on
July 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Animaldextrous
Nobody heard me in the pub last night when I said I like dogs AND cats cos i'm ambipetstrous and that's exactly why the skeeting must continue
June 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Feeling worried. Grotty v groady. Are these the same? Segue v Segway?
June 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Just delete it
June 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Not one tooth in his head
April 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“Male loneliness epidemic” because Draft Kings replaced kitchen table fantasy sports
April 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Jumpsuits should have a zipper that goes all the way around
April 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The Hand is a stop-motion masterpiece -- and one of the very best animated films.

Director Jiří Trnka made it as a protest, attacking the dictatorship that used him as its pawn. But the film has more layers than many realize, as we discover:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/revisiting...
April 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Cursed to think "No more meat touching, ma'am!" anytime I see, hear, read "Kafkaesque"
April 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The two burger restaurants that I thought were fictional devices (Whataburger; Fuddruckers)* were both founded in Texas. Really makes you think
April 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This guy is this guy
April 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Lake Michigan Coastal Elite
April 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Boyz II Guyz
April 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The second I got home from seeing The Ring in the theater, I got a phone call and on the other end was faint audio of Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings. V spooky, v haunting
I wrote about THE RING, parental neglect, and the greatest film within a film ever made. Gore Verbinski made the only J-horror adaptation better than its source material.

www.patreon.com/posts/125523...
March 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM