It’s nice of them to cover up my personal, mortifying smells of human life

Me when I see the train start to fill up on the way to Wrigley Field: God damn it
Me when anyone talks about going to a Cubs game: Take the red line! It’s perfect and good to go directly to the park

The only reason I don’t have a tea kettle is that every previous roommate I’ve had came with a kettle, and I simply haven’t gotten around to getting one when I have a stovetop model that works OK

Eumir Deodato version of Also Sprach Zarathustra in Being There

This beats my 10am viewing of Basket Case at my dad’s house today by a pretty good margin

Huffington Post

Important to note that this is more than just Parker Posey and/or Alan Cumming. Tonally, the flow is impeccable

Feel this full in my bones

(I’ve never seen The Godfather, and I’m playing around with the idea of never watching it as a bit to myself alone)

It’s structured so that no matter what your opinion is going in, you will have the same opinion after 3 episodes. Not overly challenging either direction

They slept through “Head Like a Hole.”

Who could ask for more?

He’s the only one who slows to a stop when I go to cross the street!