Quiet Piggy Jeff
@jeffreythomson.bsky.social
Poet, memoirist, translator, and traveler...author of multiple books, including my latest: Museum of Objects Burned by the Souls in Purgatory (Alice James Books) https://www.alicejamesbooks.org/bookstore/museum-of-objects-burned-by-souls-in-purgatory?srslt
This is weird. I am pretty sure alien life exists. But I don’t believe they are visiting New Mexico.
Those are different questions.
Those are different questions.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is weird. I am pretty sure alien life exists. But I don’t believe they are visiting New Mexico.
Those are different questions.
Those are different questions.
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Roses are red
That dino looks ill
That dino looks ill
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Roses are red
That dino looks ill
That dino looks ill
Fuck these people.
I was an athlete my whole life. Played competitive sports into my 50s. Ran a marathon. Did a triathlon.
I still had to have heart surgery at 44 because of a genetic condition. I have asthma that needs constant maintenance.
#Singlepayer now
I was an athlete my whole life. Played competitive sports into my 50s. Ran a marathon. Did a triathlon.
I still had to have heart surgery at 44 because of a genetic condition. I have asthma that needs constant maintenance.
#Singlepayer now
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fuck these people.
I was an athlete my whole life. Played competitive sports into my 50s. Ran a marathon. Did a triathlon.
I still had to have heart surgery at 44 because of a genetic condition. I have asthma that needs constant maintenance.
#Singlepayer now
I was an athlete my whole life. Played competitive sports into my 50s. Ran a marathon. Did a triathlon.
I still had to have heart surgery at 44 because of a genetic condition. I have asthma that needs constant maintenance.
#Singlepayer now
This is some real”…and the clocks were striking 13” bullshit.
Leavitt: "The White House is supportive of the Dept of War's investigation into Sen. Mark Kelly, and I think what Sen. Mark Kelly was actually trying to do is intimidate the 1.3 million active service members."
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is some real”…and the clocks were striking 13” bullshit.
What if—stay with me here—our government were run by weird, racist boomers with bad ideas about everything?
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What if—stay with me here—our government were run by weird, racist boomers with bad ideas about everything?
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I think Mamdani did an amazing job with Trump, he was charming & warm but also disciplined, on message. I also think it’s a mistake to think there’s a cheat code with Trump, that when he abuses someone, it’s the target’s fault… you cd do everything “right” & the man can still explode
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I think Mamdani did an amazing job with Trump, he was charming & warm but also disciplined, on message. I also think it’s a mistake to think there’s a cheat code with Trump, that when he abuses someone, it’s the target’s fault… you cd do everything “right” & the man can still explode
In other news (not words, thanks autocorrect) my wife got a new red light therapy device and it looks like the Pixar lamp has gone to the dark side.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
In other news (not words, thanks autocorrect) my wife got a new red light therapy device and it looks like the Pixar lamp has gone to the dark side.
The new Post Office trucks look like they come from a cartoon world populated entirely by ducks.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The new Post Office trucks look like they come from a cartoon world populated entirely by ducks.
It’s a weird feeling that some of the nicer reviews I get are from scammers using AI to praise my book so I connect with their private book “community“—for a “small”fee, of course. Also, this AI doesn’t know how to use commas.
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It’s a weird feeling that some of the nicer reviews I get are from scammers using AI to praise my book so I connect with their private book “community“—for a “small”fee, of course. Also, this AI doesn’t know how to use commas.
Stares in European…
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Stares in European…
This timeline broke me. I can’t tell if this is real or satire.
BREAKING: Donald Trump Tells WH Press Corps “Swastika is a Big, Beautiful Name For a Girl”
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This timeline broke me. I can’t tell if this is real or satire.
Wut?
President Trump’s recent statements accusing Democratic lawmakers of making “seditious” comments to military and intelligence community members have ignited a free speech debate.
#ConstitutionDaily unpacks the constitutional obligations of those who serve the country: https://ow.ly/fXXk50XvVxB
#ConstitutionDaily unpacks the constitutional obligations of those who serve the country: https://ow.ly/fXXk50XvVxB
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Wut?
Imagine being so terrible that the former VP who got us to torture a bunch of people (for a war he wrongly started) and shot a man in the face (and then made that man apologize to him) won’t invite you to his funeral. And you’re the president.
How much of a loser are you? #askingforafriend.
How much of a loser are you? #askingforafriend.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Imagine being so terrible that the former VP who got us to torture a bunch of people (for a war he wrongly started) and shot a man in the face (and then made that man apologize to him) won’t invite you to his funeral. And you’re the president.
How much of a loser are you? #askingforafriend.
How much of a loser are you? #askingforafriend.
I plate shit out of these games.
They were exciting.
No. Really.
Why are you young people laughing?
They were exciting.
No. Really.
Why are you young people laughing?
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I plate shit out of these games.
They were exciting.
No. Really.
Why are you young people laughing?
They were exciting.
No. Really.
Why are you young people laughing?
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
Wut?
Nicki Minaj is set to speak at the United Nations on behalf of the Trump administration.
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Wut?
What could go wrong here?
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What could go wrong here?
Two weeks.
The Republican health care plan is about as real as the tooth fairy, so I won't hold my breath.
FOX NEWS: So what would Trumpcare look like?
DR OZ: Well, these are all ideas that we're still working on
DR OZ: Well, these are all ideas that we're still working on
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Two weeks.
This is a spectacular level of idiocy from Leon.
The Iliad is about “fighting for the princess?”
That’s a weird thing to call Patroclus.
Also, he posted the Odyssey.
The Iliad is about “fighting for the princess?”
That’s a weird thing to call Patroclus.
Also, he posted the Odyssey.
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is a spectacular level of idiocy from Leon.
The Iliad is about “fighting for the princess?”
That’s a weird thing to call Patroclus.
Also, he posted the Odyssey.
The Iliad is about “fighting for the princess?”
That’s a weird thing to call Patroclus.
Also, he posted the Odyssey.
You are welcome, Canada.
If you get Pertussis and bubonic plague, you can double your winnings.
If you get Pertussis and bubonic plague, you can double your winnings.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You are welcome, Canada.
If you get Pertussis and bubonic plague, you can double your winnings.
If you get Pertussis and bubonic plague, you can double your winnings.
Let's explain how stupid this is. I pay +/- $400 a month, & my employer adds $700. That's $1100 a month. $13,000 a year.
$13,000 x 100 million (estimated paying insurance customers in the US) = 13 x 10^12, or 13 Trillion Dollars in one year.
Believe anything Trump says, you are an idiot.
$13,000 x 100 million (estimated paying insurance customers in the US) = 13 x 10^12, or 13 Trillion Dollars in one year.
Believe anything Trump says, you are an idiot.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Let's explain how stupid this is. I pay +/- $400 a month, & my employer adds $700. That's $1100 a month. $13,000 a year.
$13,000 x 100 million (estimated paying insurance customers in the US) = 13 x 10^12, or 13 Trillion Dollars in one year.
Believe anything Trump says, you are an idiot.
$13,000 x 100 million (estimated paying insurance customers in the US) = 13 x 10^12, or 13 Trillion Dollars in one year.
Believe anything Trump says, you are an idiot.
There has never been a more Lucy v. Charlie Brown moment in the history of moments, of which there are a lot, let me tell you.
Shouting, “DON’T GO IN THERE, YOU IDIOT!” at a horror movie, except it’s the dismantling of crucial healthcare legislation.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
There has never been a more Lucy v. Charlie Brown moment in the history of moments, of which there are a lot, let me tell you.
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
This is my senator and I am ashamed.
Do fucking better, or get back in your rv and drive off into the sunset.
Do fucking better, or get back in your rv and drive off into the sunset.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is my senator and I am ashamed.
Do fucking better, or get back in your rv and drive off into the sunset.
Do fucking better, or get back in your rv and drive off into the sunset.