Quiet Piggy Jeff
@jeffreythomson.bsky.social
Poet, memoirist, translator, and traveler...author of multiple books, including my latest: Museum of Objects Burned by the Souls in Purgatory (Alice James Books) https://www.alicejamesbooks.org/bookstore/museum-of-objects-burned-by-souls-in-purgatory?srslt
In other news (not words, thanks autocorrect) my wife got a new red light therapy device and it looks like the Pixar lamp has gone to the dark side.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
In other news (not words, thanks autocorrect) my wife got a new red light therapy device and it looks like the Pixar lamp has gone to the dark side.
The new Post Office trucks look like they come from a cartoon world populated entirely by ducks.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The new Post Office trucks look like they come from a cartoon world populated entirely by ducks.
It’s a weird feeling that some of the nicer reviews I get are from scammers using AI to praise my book so I connect with their private book “community“—for a “small”fee, of course. Also, this AI doesn’t know how to use commas.
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It’s a weird feeling that some of the nicer reviews I get are from scammers using AI to praise my book so I connect with their private book “community“—for a “small”fee, of course. Also, this AI doesn’t know how to use commas.
This is a spectacular level of idiocy from Leon.
The Iliad is about “fighting for the princess?”
That’s a weird thing to call Patroclus.
Also, he posted the Odyssey.
The Iliad is about “fighting for the princess?”
That’s a weird thing to call Patroclus.
Also, he posted the Odyssey.
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is a spectacular level of idiocy from Leon.
The Iliad is about “fighting for the princess?”
That’s a weird thing to call Patroclus.
Also, he posted the Odyssey.
The Iliad is about “fighting for the princess?”
That’s a weird thing to call Patroclus.
Also, he posted the Odyssey.
Roses are red.
I'll be ok, little buddy.
I'll be ok, little buddy.
October 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Roses are red.
I'll be ok, little buddy.
I'll be ok, little buddy.
Roses are red.
I am in a battle with gravity.
I am in a battle with gravity.
October 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Roses are red.
I am in a battle with gravity.
I am in a battle with gravity.
The energy I bring to the function
September 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The energy I bring to the function
It is pretty remarkable, the tone shift, from when they assumed Kirk’s murderer was the mythical transgender antifa king who haunts their fever dreams to the realization that, in fact, the killer was a foot soldier in one of their right-wing death cults assassinating the leader of another.
September 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It is pretty remarkable, the tone shift, from when they assumed Kirk’s murderer was the mythical transgender antifa king who haunts their fever dreams to the realization that, in fact, the killer was a foot soldier in one of their right-wing death cults assassinating the leader of another.
Just in from the national endowment for the ARTS(!):
The kakistocracy continues apace apparently…🙄🙄🙄🙄
The kakistocracy continues apace apparently…🙄🙄🙄🙄
August 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just in from the national endowment for the ARTS(!):
The kakistocracy continues apace apparently…🙄🙄🙄🙄
The kakistocracy continues apace apparently…🙄🙄🙄🙄
This is who runs this account
August 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is who runs this account
Roses are red.
Be as quiet as mouse.
Be as quiet as mouse.
July 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Roses are red.
Be as quiet as mouse.
Be as quiet as mouse.
Roses are red.
I say put up or shut up.
I say put up or shut up.
June 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Roses are red.
I say put up or shut up.
I say put up or shut up.
Bluesky is dying. Post a pic that will make it die faster:
May 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Bluesky is dying. Post a pic that will make it die faster:
Apparently, after promising 2 trillion in savings and delivering costs in lawyers fees and back pay, Leon is quitting his botched attempt to reform government by firing the people who do the work to return to his first love—making crappy, ugly swastikars that explorde and/or wrinkle when wet.
May 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Apparently, after promising 2 trillion in savings and delivering costs in lawyers fees and back pay, Leon is quitting his botched attempt to reform government by firing the people who do the work to return to his first love—making crappy, ugly swastikars that explorde and/or wrinkle when wet.
I am not sure who this Lillee person is, but apparently, we are a force to be reckoned with:
May 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I am not sure who this Lillee person is, but apparently, we are a force to be reckoned with:
Reminder--Gibson Fay-Lebanc and I are joining Christian Barter to celebrate the release of his newest book of poems, The Ends, at Back Cove Books, on Tuesday, May 13th at 6:00 pm.
Please join us.
Please join us.
May 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Reminder--Gibson Fay-Lebanc and I are joining Christian Barter to celebrate the release of his newest book of poems, The Ends, at Back Cove Books, on Tuesday, May 13th at 6:00 pm.
Please join us.
Please join us.
Roses are red.
I got a drink in the baptistery.
I got a drink in the baptistery.
May 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Roses are red.
I got a drink in the baptistery.
I got a drink in the baptistery.
Roses are red.
Im a ghost and I’m here with the haunts.
Im a ghost and I’m here with the haunts.
May 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Roses are red.
Im a ghost and I’m here with the haunts.
Im a ghost and I’m here with the haunts.
WokeMarxistPope was the name of my high school punk-flamenco band.
May 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
WokeMarxistPope was the name of my high school punk-flamenco band.
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid:
May 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid:
The average American has three friends...
May 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The average American has three friends...
Roses are red.
I am working to increase my stamina.
I am working to increase my stamina.
May 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Roses are red.
I am working to increase my stamina.
I am working to increase my stamina.
I knew Pedro when he was just a little patch of grass. Look at him now, all grown up.
April 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I knew Pedro when he was just a little patch of grass. Look at him now, all grown up.