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silking my song

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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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good morning final fantasy xiv online: a lvl 1 . reborn nation
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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"we need ai to come up with npc text" ffxiv players are currently bonding and paying tribute to a glitched lvl 1 mob with no name
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Goodbye, little Starlight...
#ffxiv #ffxivart
December 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
legit crawling to 2026 on my hands and knees. this month has been terrible w/ seasonal depression + general sadness that emanate from holidays + constant fatigue (caused by financial anxiety-fueled insomnia). only thing keeping me going is that i gotta outlast all the billionaire fucks lmao.
December 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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A matcha latte mini cat roll 🍵 #plushart
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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i'm gonna be offering made to order korpokkur plushies for the rest of the year! it was hard to narrow down but i picked some of my favorite and most popular designs to choose from ✨
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I've been trying to figure out ways to use up some old fabric, so I've been making these little guys. They're completely made and stuffed with fabric scraps! #plushart
October 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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A Halloween candy mini cat roll 🍬 #plushart
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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A mini pumpkin korpokkur that can be dressed up for Halloween! There's a devil, angel, witch, black cat, and vampire costumes 🎃 #plushart
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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October pre-orders preview! 🎃
October 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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a spider can fly on a current of air
September 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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A cute little mini acorn korpokkur 🌱 #plushart
September 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Yasumi "The World Has Not Improved In The Last 30 Years" Matsuno
September 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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A birthday party mini korpokkur, with magnetic accessories! 🥳 #plushart
September 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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This wasn't the reaction to Melissa Hortman's death, who was murdered by a man posing as a cop specifically because she was a sitting politician he hated.

But they relate more to Charlie Kirk.

That should tell you everything you need to know.
The killing of Charlie Kirk is hitting Congress hard.

Some lawmakers were close with him. For others, his death is the latest reminder of their own exposure to attacks.

“It’s changed the atmosphere in the place,” Mike Johnson said.
Capitol agenda: Charlie Kirk’s killing sends a chill through Congress
For many lawmakers, the conservative activist's death is a shocking reminder of a chilling escalation in political violence.
www.politico.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM