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Pretty sure Valentine is about to tell me that I've failed her for the last time.
#cats #catsofbluesky
#cats #catsofbluesky
July 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pretty sure Valentine is about to tell me that I've failed her for the last time.
#cats #catsofbluesky
#cats #catsofbluesky
Heard someone say they don't know how Californians ever go to work when the weather is so nice.
Hi, let me introduce you to Sacramento, where the seasons are: winter, (spring), summer, smoke, smoky summer, literal hell, figurative hell, smoke II, (autumn), JUST KIDDING HERE'S MORE SUMMER, winter.
Hi, let me introduce you to Sacramento, where the seasons are: winter, (spring), summer, smoke, smoky summer, literal hell, figurative hell, smoke II, (autumn), JUST KIDDING HERE'S MORE SUMMER, winter.
July 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Heard someone say they don't know how Californians ever go to work when the weather is so nice.
Hi, let me introduce you to Sacramento, where the seasons are: winter, (spring), summer, smoke, smoky summer, literal hell, figurative hell, smoke II, (autumn), JUST KIDDING HERE'S MORE SUMMER, winter.
Hi, let me introduce you to Sacramento, where the seasons are: winter, (spring), summer, smoke, smoky summer, literal hell, figurative hell, smoke II, (autumn), JUST KIDDING HERE'S MORE SUMMER, winter.
Yes, the stair landing is for loaf storage. Is this not what everyone uses it for?
July 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Yes, the stair landing is for loaf storage. Is this not what everyone uses it for?
Our home has roughly fifteen thousand cat beds, cushions and pillows.
That didn't stop Valentine from raiding our linen hamper and creating a new bed.
That didn't stop Valentine from raiding our linen hamper and creating a new bed.
June 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Our home has roughly fifteen thousand cat beds, cushions and pillows.
That didn't stop Valentine from raiding our linen hamper and creating a new bed.
That didn't stop Valentine from raiding our linen hamper and creating a new bed.
Can I interest anyone in a retro-style Lego duck phone? Yes? If so, please help me hit 10,000 supporters for my Lego Ideas project!
#lego #ideas #duck #quackquackquack
beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
#lego #ideas #duck #quackquackquack
beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
Retro Duck Phone | LEGO® Ideas
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack... Mallard phone! This elegant duck phone is a reimagining of the classic wooden duck phone, popularized in the 80s. ...
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May 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Can I interest anyone in a retro-style Lego duck phone? Yes? If so, please help me hit 10,000 supporters for my Lego Ideas project!
#lego #ideas #duck #quackquackquack
beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
#lego #ideas #duck #quackquackquack
beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
If I was Cybertruck in the year of our Lord 2025, I'd be wearing a bulletproof vest, too. #cybertruck #fuckelon
April 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If I was Cybertruck in the year of our Lord 2025, I'd be wearing a bulletproof vest, too. #cybertruck #fuckelon
This whole "planning bomb strikes in Signal with a rando in the chat with you" thing is wild. It's the digital version of the security team planning the attack in a Waffle House. And someone goes, "Hey, who's this guy at the table with us?" and Hegseth is like, "I'm sure it's fine, pass the syrup."
March 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This whole "planning bomb strikes in Signal with a rando in the chat with you" thing is wild. It's the digital version of the security team planning the attack in a Waffle House. And someone goes, "Hey, who's this guy at the table with us?" and Hegseth is like, "I'm sure it's fine, pass the syrup."
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Savor the beauty of the moment.
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ko-fi.com/sophielabell...
March 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Savor the beauty of the moment.
ko-fi.com/sophielabell...
ko-fi.com/sophielabell...
Martini Sour
2 oz London dry gin
1 oz acid-adjusted dry vermouth
0.5 oz simple syrup
1 egg white
2 dashes orange bitters
This is a strange one. Tastes like a martini, but lightly sweet and frothy. Seems like it shouldn't work, but it does. Credit to Greg at #HowToDrink for this one. #cocktails
2 oz London dry gin
1 oz acid-adjusted dry vermouth
0.5 oz simple syrup
1 egg white
2 dashes orange bitters
This is a strange one. Tastes like a martini, but lightly sweet and frothy. Seems like it shouldn't work, but it does. Credit to Greg at #HowToDrink for this one. #cocktails
March 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Martini Sour
2 oz London dry gin
1 oz acid-adjusted dry vermouth
0.5 oz simple syrup
1 egg white
2 dashes orange bitters
This is a strange one. Tastes like a martini, but lightly sweet and frothy. Seems like it shouldn't work, but it does. Credit to Greg at #HowToDrink for this one. #cocktails
2 oz London dry gin
1 oz acid-adjusted dry vermouth
0.5 oz simple syrup
1 egg white
2 dashes orange bitters
This is a strange one. Tastes like a martini, but lightly sweet and frothy. Seems like it shouldn't work, but it does. Credit to Greg at #HowToDrink for this one. #cocktails
Traveler's Stew: A traditional and hearty meal that harkens back to medieval times, when people would travel and then want stew. #travelers #stew
March 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Traveler's Stew: A traditional and hearty meal that harkens back to medieval times, when people would travel and then want stew. #travelers #stew
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Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Exclusive: NIH officials have advised scientists to remove reference to mRNA vaccines from their grant applications, in expectation the Trump administration intends to abandon most research in the field.
By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Scientists Say NIH Officials Told Them To Scrub mRNA References on Grants - KFF Health News
Two senior scientists say National Institutes of Health officials advised them to remove references to mRNA vaccines in grant applications, and they fear the Trump administration will abandon a promis...
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March 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Watched a video about a man who built a tower that can vaporize a target at 40 feet with a bolt of lightning and now I'm questioning my life choices.
March 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Watched a video about a man who built a tower that can vaporize a target at 40 feet with a bolt of lightning and now I'm questioning my life choices.
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Thoughts on boycotts: inflict pain on the corporation. Buying a couple 99 cent ebooks from a self-published author on Amazon is fine. Don’t buy a microwave on it. Purity is never the answer. Restraint though and thoughtfulness is.
March 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Thoughts on boycotts: inflict pain on the corporation. Buying a couple 99 cent ebooks from a self-published author on Amazon is fine. Don’t buy a microwave on it. Purity is never the answer. Restraint though and thoughtfulness is.
Spring, that glorious time of year when the outdoors smell like a teenage boy's sock hamper.
March 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Spring, that glorious time of year when the outdoors smell like a teenage boy's sock hamper.
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I found a store today selling Green Chartreuse at an absolute steal, and am celebrating with first proper Last Word I've had in like two years.
March 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I found a store today selling Green Chartreuse at an absolute steal, and am celebrating with first proper Last Word I've had in like two years.
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i'm stealing this from someone on twitter but the difference in body language here is due to the fact that both of these men are condemned to eternal damnation in the deepest circle of Hell but only Rubio realizes it
February 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
i'm stealing this from someone on twitter but the difference in body language here is due to the fact that both of these men are condemned to eternal damnation in the deepest circle of Hell but only Rubio realizes it
You can take the cat out of the trash, but...
... okay, apparently you CAN'T do that.
... okay, apparently you CAN'T do that.
February 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You can take the cat out of the trash, but...
... okay, apparently you CAN'T do that.
... okay, apparently you CAN'T do that.
A D&D-themed cookbook probably isn't the first place you'd expect to find an absolutely bangin' recipe for ratatouille, but you would be WRONG, bucko.
(Technically it is an elven dish called "Qualinesti Vegetable Stew" but obviously these elves plane-shifted to provincial France.)
(Technically it is an elven dish called "Qualinesti Vegetable Stew" but obviously these elves plane-shifted to provincial France.)
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A D&D-themed cookbook probably isn't the first place you'd expect to find an absolutely bangin' recipe for ratatouille, but you would be WRONG, bucko.
(Technically it is an elven dish called "Qualinesti Vegetable Stew" but obviously these elves plane-shifted to provincial France.)
(Technically it is an elven dish called "Qualinesti Vegetable Stew" but obviously these elves plane-shifted to provincial France.)
Wait, what kind of day triggers an espresso martini?
Some days you maybe relax after work with a nice cocktail, and some days you drink enough coffee to make a humpback whale smell god
February 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Wait, what kind of day triggers an espresso martini?
When the crumbling remnants of a society hijacked by the dumbest fucking criminals hands you lemons, you make chicken parmigianade.
Lemon... lemon parmigiade...
Parmi lemongiana...
Look, I made a real yummy dinner, it's been a long day.
Lemon... lemon parmigiade...
Parmi lemongiana...
Look, I made a real yummy dinner, it's been a long day.
February 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When the crumbling remnants of a society hijacked by the dumbest fucking criminals hands you lemons, you make chicken parmigianade.
Lemon... lemon parmigiade...
Parmi lemongiana...
Look, I made a real yummy dinner, it's been a long day.
Lemon... lemon parmigiade...
Parmi lemongiana...
Look, I made a real yummy dinner, it's been a long day.
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Their description: ABYSSAL BLACK DEMON FISH
The actual fish: an absolute derpy goob with a shit-eating grin, an absolutely goofy lump bobbling through the great blue nothing
The actual fish: an absolute derpy goob with a shit-eating grin, an absolutely goofy lump bobbling through the great blue nothing
Researchers believe they've recorded potentially the first-ever sighting of an adult abyssal fish, Melanocetus johnsonii, in broad daylight.
Normally found at depths between 200 and 2,000 meters, this predator was spotted just 2km off the coast of Tenerife.
Full story: tinyurl.com/5j37dnmw
Normally found at depths between 200 and 2,000 meters, this predator was spotted just 2km off the coast of Tenerife.
Full story: tinyurl.com/5j37dnmw
February 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Their description: ABYSSAL BLACK DEMON FISH
The actual fish: an absolute derpy goob with a shit-eating grin, an absolutely goofy lump bobbling through the great blue nothing
The actual fish: an absolute derpy goob with a shit-eating grin, an absolutely goofy lump bobbling through the great blue nothing
Valentine is being cute and it's impeding my ability to eat my soup. I'm not sure what you'd call this. Stock-blocking? Soup d'etat?
February 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Valentine is being cute and it's impeding my ability to eat my soup. I'm not sure what you'd call this. Stock-blocking? Soup d'etat?