Pretty sure Valentine is about to tell me that I've failed her for the last time.

#cats #catsofbluesky

Yes, the stair landing is for loaf storage. Is this not what everyone uses it for?

Our home has roughly fifteen thousand cat beds, cushions and pillows.

That didn't stop Valentine from raiding our linen hamper and creating a new bed.

If I was Cybertruck in the year of our Lord 2025, I'd be wearing a bulletproof vest, too. #cybertruck #fuckelon

Schroedinger's little-known second experiment, in which the cat is both inside and outside the box. #cats

Martini Sour

2 oz London dry gin
1 oz acid-adjusted dry vermouth
0.5 oz simple syrup
1 egg white
2 dashes orange bitters

This is a strange one. Tastes like a martini, but lightly sweet and frothy. Seems like it shouldn't work, but it does. Credit to Greg at #HowToDrink for this one. #cocktails

Traveler's Stew: A traditional and hearty meal that harkens back to medieval times, when people would travel and then want stew. #travelers #stew

Spring, that glorious time of year when the outdoors smell like a teenage boy's sock hamper.

I found a store today selling Green Chartreuse at an absolute steal, and am celebrating with first proper Last Word I've had in like two years.

You can take the cat out of the trash, but...

... okay, apparently you CAN'T do that.

A D&D-themed cookbook probably isn't the first place you'd expect to find an absolutely bangin' recipe for ratatouille, but you would be WRONG, bucko.

(Technically it is an elven dish called "Qualinesti Vegetable Stew" but obviously these elves plane-shifted to provincial France.)

When the crumbling remnants of a society hijacked by the dumbest fucking criminals hands you lemons, you make chicken parmigianade.

Lemon... lemon parmigiade...

Parmi lemongiana...

Look, I made a real yummy dinner, it's been a long day.

Valentine is being cute and it's impeding my ability to eat my soup. I'm not sure what you'd call this. Stock-blocking? Soup d'etat?