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grappling with the pickle matrix since '79
he / him
Lexington KY and many other places
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Breaking News: Senator Mitch McConnell has exploded into a cloud of dust. Several staff members reported feeling "infinite power" after accidentally inhaling his remains.
February 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Frida Kahlo's blue house, couple weeks ago

#fuji #x100f #mexicocity
February 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Ah nice night just chilling up here turning and turning in a widening gyre, but wondering where the falconer is? Probably not important
February 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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If this is not the hand of the divine what is
January 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I will also pause support of woke causes for 2 weeks (will remain tired all the time)
January 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Guaranteed that by now the G20 has branched off a separate group chat without him in it
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Song of the day
They Might Be Giants - The Communists Have the Music (Official Audio)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
youtu.be
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I mean if you're going to do the nazi thing might as well do it as awkwardly as possible
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Elon doing the salute
January 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
RIP
January 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
December 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
This time of year, we only listen to the classics

youtu.be/M-1nTwiHxic?...
Splinter's 12 Days of Christmas (karaoke)
YouTube video by Hero_KF
youtu.be
December 21, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Putting Christ back into Christmas and then taking him back out just when he gets comfortable, haha PRANK! lol get back in your cage dude
December 14, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Watching rudolph
December 13, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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Dr: do you eat healthy?

Me: of course I eat the quinoas, the kales

Dr:

Me: the hummuses

Dr: I’m gonna put no

Me: ok
December 11, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I actually haven't heard of Elf on the Shelf but I'm too embarrassed to say anything
December 7, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Thesis: Jeff
Antithesis: Geoff
Synthesis: Joff?
December 5, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Hey gang - you know who else got Wrapped? In a Shroud? of Turin?
December 4, 2024 at 8:59 PM
A drunk Pete Hesgeth in his Senate confirmation hearing just trying to say his last name over and over
December 4, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Whoa
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
it really was. Thanks
December 4, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I was unaware there are other podcast topics???!
December 4, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Spotify wrapped is over, so now it's time to get freaky with the algorithm
December 4, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 6:45 PM