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Jeff Egn-Aaahh!!! Real Monsters-czyk
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When half the field is in shadow and you have to follow the play into the sunny side of the field.
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just said "get off my TV, you war criminal" when CBS showed Condi Rice at the football game. Very healthy.
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Can't wait to watch the Bills win the Super Bowl by a score of 77-73 while I lay in a hospital bed being treated for an obscenely elevated heart rate.
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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New: A site licensing Trump's name is selling merch with the presidential seal — including a $20 beer-pong set with “Presidential themed balls.”

Federal law says you can’t manufacture or sell likenesses of the seal without authorization.

me, for @forbes.com

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Trump-Licensed Presidential Seal Beer Pong Set Could Violate Federal Law
A site affiliated with Lee Greenwood sells merchandise with the seal—such as a $20 beer pong set with “Presidential themed balls”—and pays licensing fees to a Trump LLC.
www.forbes.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
We could add someone else to the entourage.

That's a good idea.

Yo, what's Young Larry doing these days?

He's in Jay-Z's entourage.

What about Cheese?

He's rolling with Ghostface Killah now.

Fat Balls?

Studying hotel administration at Cornell.

Well go ahead, Fat Balls. That's a good program.
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This looks weird, violent, and fun and it's on Tubi. Let's watch it tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When my boys stop fighting so there's peace in the house but I'm still pissed off at them for making me put up with their shit.
YouTube TV and Disney have reached a deal that will restore ESPN, ABC and other channels to the platform’s 10 million subscribers after nearly a two-week hiatus, the companies announced.
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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USDA Secretary Brooke Rollins plans to make all SNAP recipients reapply and prove "that they literally are vulnerable and they can’t survive without it.”

The 'genuinely disabled'

The 'literally vulnerable'

They keep moving the goalposts.

They were never going to fund SNAP. It's eugenics:
Trump administration will require SNAP participants to reapply for benefits
Food aid recipients are already required to recertify their information regularly. But the move is part of USDA chief Brooke Rollins’ effort to overhaul the program.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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“With immigration agents under intense pressure to deport thousands of people each day, Ms. Lopez was pushed through the system swiftly and was deported within four days of the factory raid.
As a result, Jorge is now cared for by two siblings who are barely adults themselves.”
She Was Deported in Error. Her Child Was Left Behind.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Basically saying "if you do crime for me, I won't only pardon you--I'll give you millions of dollars of public money." Truly unprecedented level of corruption

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Michael Flynn, DOJ in Settlement Talks Over $50 Million Claim
The Justice Department has been discussing settlements with two former officials from Donald Trump’s first term who — like the president — claim they’re owed major payouts from the US government as vi...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.

It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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For more on Rev. Woolf, who appears to have been arrested today: he published an editorial with @rns.org literally this week titled “Why clergy should risk assault to protest ICE” —> religionnews.com/2025/11/13/w...
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Aaron Judge is dressed like The Rock for the AL MVP presentation
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Can't get Taylor tickets because there are eleventy billion immigrants in our country, I say confidently.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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In Bovino's upside down world, there is no difference between an armed gang member preying on others in his community and a guy working 12 hours a day washing cars, flipping burgers, or installing sheetrock to feed his family — and he wants you to hate and fear both men equally.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Imagine being this much of a little prick in your 18-22 years.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
dailyfreepress.com/11/13/10/216...
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm not sure what I would do if someone came up to me and started talking like this.
Harry Enten: "Nobody is buying what Trump is selling on Epstein. His net approval on it is an absolutely dreadful -39 pts... Far worse than any other major issue.

It isn't improving over time.

Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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A federal judge ruled Wednesday that the U.S. government’s mandatory detention of Diana Patricia Santillana Galeano, the day care teacher arrested at a Chicago preschool, is illegal and she must be given a bond hearing.
Judge rules mandatory detention of Chicago day care teacher by ICE is illegal
According to the ruling, Diana Santillana will be given a bond hearing in front of an immigration judge, who could order her released while her civil deportation case proceeds.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
From my cold dead hands
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Okay fine. When I was a kid we had a field trip to Fort Stanwix in Rome, NY. I was bouncing down a dark hallway that I thought was much longer when I walked right into the black wall that marked the end of said hallway. Face first like when you don't realize the sliding glass door is closed.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM