Jeff Besitos💕
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I was a child soldier in the Posting Wars, but now I wish for a life of peace.
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The Definitive List of Which Gilmore Girls Characters Are Trump Supporters. (A Thread)
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WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY
November 27, 2024 at 1:36 PM
WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY
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funny thing is the dems coming out to say protecting the filibuster is so important wouldn't be so bad if they were willing to scrap the virtual filibuster and force a return to the talking filibuster but these fuckers who refuse to skip a three day weekend are never gonna do that either
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
funny thing is the dems coming out to say protecting the filibuster is so important wouldn't be so bad if they were willing to scrap the virtual filibuster and force a return to the talking filibuster but these fuckers who refuse to skip a three day weekend are never gonna do that either
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(darth vader creating the sith inquisitors) master i think we need like fifty jobbers with a lightsaber. no only send one at a time for each time we find an important guy. they probably shouldnt ever talk to each other actually
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
(darth vader creating the sith inquisitors) master i think we need like fifty jobbers with a lightsaber. no only send one at a time for each time we find an important guy. they probably shouldnt ever talk to each other actually
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
Once you reach a certain level of wealth and power, you no longer need to concern yourself with making yourself understood. It becomes incumbent on everyone around you to do the labor to understand. That’s why they all write like particularly dull 8 year olds.
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Once you reach a certain level of wealth and power, you no longer need to concern yourself with making yourself understood. It becomes incumbent on everyone around you to do the labor to understand. That’s why they all write like particularly dull 8 year olds.
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America’s current policy is to spike energy use under the assumption that building more and more data centers will make machine superintelligence emerge, at which point the digital genie will solve problems the tech industry didn’t bother trying to address, or even opposed addressing.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
America’s current policy is to spike energy use under the assumption that building more and more data centers will make machine superintelligence emerge, at which point the digital genie will solve problems the tech industry didn’t bother trying to address, or even opposed addressing.
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
OpenAI is plausibly asking for $7 trillion to keep its Ponzi scheme running, an amount of money that would end world hunger for approximately 175 years.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
OpenAI is plausibly asking for $7 trillion to keep its Ponzi scheme running, an amount of money that would end world hunger for approximately 175 years.
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
All he wants is to be a good shitposter and he’s just not, he’s awful, this National Book Club Award winner is like 40 times as savage as he could ever be.
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
All he wants is to be a good shitposter and he’s just not, he’s awful, this National Book Club Award winner is like 40 times as savage as he could ever be.
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Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
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so like 30% of our economy is banking on the POSSIBILITY that we will be able to create slaves. we are crashing our entire civilization on the off-chance we can make slaves, slaves that will make every non-capitalist profession obsolete. this is the "good ending," apparently
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
so like 30% of our economy is banking on the POSSIBILITY that we will be able to create slaves. we are crashing our entire civilization on the off-chance we can make slaves, slaves that will make every non-capitalist profession obsolete. this is the "good ending," apparently
It’s beginning to look like voting democrat is just throwing your vote away.
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
It’s beginning to look like voting democrat is just throwing your vote away.
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
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Pre-writing a eugenicist’s obituary so you can dunk on his goofy ass from beyond the grave is a level of hater we should all aspire to be.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Pre-writing a eugenicist’s obituary so you can dunk on his goofy ass from beyond the grave is a level of hater we should all aspire to be.
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low-information voter who thinks they just freed jared fogle
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
low-information voter who thinks they just freed jared fogle
Good riddance to bad garbage. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out Nancy.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Good riddance to bad garbage. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out Nancy.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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the most frightening part about capitalism is it concentrates extreme power in the hands of the very few who can at a whim decide what history “means” or what “facts” are. at the drop of a hat communications & technology has, can, & will be turned against us in increasingly horrendous ways
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the most frightening part about capitalism is it concentrates extreme power in the hands of the very few who can at a whim decide what history “means” or what “facts” are. at the drop of a hat communications & technology has, can, & will be turned against us in increasingly horrendous ways