Jon Creams
@jcreams.bsky.social
Investor in the Pelling Ball. It's a game.
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Welcome Ape!
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Welcome Ape!
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
To earn his trillion dollars Elon must create a car that doesn’t make its driver instantly unfuckable
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
To earn his trillion dollars Elon must create a car that doesn’t make its driver instantly unfuckable
Sam Altman's execution should be televised like the State of the Union
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sam Altman's execution should be televised like the State of the Union
When I was 16 I worked at a dealer that sold both Corvettes and Lamborghinis. I asked a sales guy if the Lambo guys were all assholes and he said "No, they're great. The Corvette guys assholes because they wish they were the Lambo guys." Anyway this chart tells that same story.
I've never seen numbers like this. Poor voters are carrying this election
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When I was 16 I worked at a dealer that sold both Corvettes and Lamborghinis. I asked a sales guy if the Lambo guys were all assholes and he said "No, they're great. The Corvette guys assholes because they wish they were the Lambo guys." Anyway this chart tells that same story.
More like Losesome Earle-Sears
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
More like Losesome Earle-Sears
More like DICK Cheney. Rest in piss you fucking criminal
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
More like DICK Cheney. Rest in piss you fucking criminal
What's crazy is if you just reversed it, ~$700 on groceries and ~$200 on dining out, that's what we spend on our family of 4
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What's crazy is if you just reversed it, ~$700 on groceries and ~$200 on dining out, that's what we spend on our family of 4
Fuck I hate Merrick Garland. He was a stupid bullshit choice by Obama in 2016 and bringing him back as AG under Biden was twice as stupid. Just bullshit assholes everywhere, fuck
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October 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Fuck I hate Merrick Garland. He was a stupid bullshit choice by Obama in 2016 and bringing him back as AG under Biden was twice as stupid. Just bullshit assholes everywhere, fuck
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I kid you not, this is currently what the White House's "Major Events Timeline" shows for the East Wing expansion.
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
October 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I kid you not, this is currently what the White House's "Major Events Timeline" shows for the East Wing expansion.
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
Fingers crossed that 650 of the worst people on Earth burn alive in that ballroom one day
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Fingers crossed that 650 of the worst people on Earth burn alive in that ballroom one day
da king of da highway
Logging on to Nextdoor because everything else is down from the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
da king of da highway
Curtis Sliwa must be made to answer for the crimes of his daughter, Jojo
October 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Curtis Sliwa must be made to answer for the crimes of his daughter, Jojo
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in the annals of silicon valley startup pivots, "ok, fine, you can fuck the superintelligence" is one of the very funniest
ALTMAN, 10 months ago: "I'm proud that we don't do sexbots to juice profits."
www.reddit.com/r/artificial...
www.reddit.com/r/artificial...
From the artificial community on Reddit: Sam Altman, 10 months ago: I'm proud that we don't do sexbots to juice profits
Explore this post and more from the artificial community
www.reddit.com
October 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
in the annals of silicon valley startup pivots, "ok, fine, you can fuck the superintelligence" is one of the very funniest
How it feels to land two (2) job interviews in one (1) week
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
How it feels to land two (2) job interviews in one (1) week
Bad news for everyone named Tracy, this is how we’re spelling it now
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Bad news for everyone named Tracy, this is how we’re spelling it now
Greg Abbot may not be able to walk, and he may be going to hell, and his dick doesn't work and never did, and the place where his soul is supposed to be is filled with old chew and half-digested bibles, and he can't wipe his own ass, and he deserves all of that, but also one day he's going to die
October 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Greg Abbot may not be able to walk, and he may be going to hell, and his dick doesn't work and never did, and the place where his soul is supposed to be is filled with old chew and half-digested bibles, and he can't wipe his own ass, and he deserves all of that, but also one day he's going to die
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Every single generational survey comes back to
October 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Every single generational survey comes back to
It's amazing how within three seconds of being on LinkedIn all I can think is "I want to kill myself." It happens every time. It's the only thing in this life that provokes that response. Cursed place
October 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's amazing how within three seconds of being on LinkedIn all I can think is "I want to kill myself." It happens every time. It's the only thing in this life that provokes that response. Cursed place
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a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
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Could this AI actress be the next Scarlett Johansson? Major Hollywood talent agencies are excited about the prospect of “Plant Marge”
October 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Could this AI actress be the next Scarlett Johansson? Major Hollywood talent agencies are excited about the prospect of “Plant Marge”
Watching an AI slop video of 2002 me at Sheetz at 1:30 AM buying two Hurricanes and a pack of Jacks for $4.90 and openly weeping
September 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Watching an AI slop video of 2002 me at Sheetz at 1:30 AM buying two Hurricanes and a pack of Jacks for $4.90 and openly weeping
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the sinclair charlie kirk tribute has 71K views nine days after it was supposed to preempt jimmy kimmel
by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day
by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day
111 Years Old Antique Toaster Restoration
YouTube video by Odd Tinkering
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September 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
the sinclair charlie kirk tribute has 71K views nine days after it was supposed to preempt jimmy kimmel
by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day
by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day
“She was euthanized shortly thereafter”
September 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
“She was euthanized shortly thereafter”