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@jchd.bsky.social
Swashbuckling, free-thinking absurdist, wanna-be-writer. Broke since birth. More kindness, empathy, humor, decency, and thinking things through and checking sources are needed in the world.
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1/2 These guys are probably afraid of being recognized because there is probably a huge percentage of cops who got fired/retired during BLM, and hate crime terrorists, and Jan 6th Insurrectionists in their ranks.
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ICE should be abolished for the simple fact that being undocumented is a civil matter, not a criminal one. And if someone does break the law criminally, that's what we have regular police for. We don't need Patriot Act level gestapo on our streets, we never have.
And Greg Bovino, who works for
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And Greg Bovino, who works for
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November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
ICE should be abolished for the simple fact that being undocumented is a civil matter, not a criminal one. And if someone does break the law criminally, that's what we have regular police for. We don't need Patriot Act level gestapo on our streets, we never have.
And Greg Bovino, who works for
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And Greg Bovino, who works for
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🚨Using any kind of chemical weapons at this range is aggravated assault against peaceful protesters. They have no weapons, they pose no threat. ICE is the enemy. 1/2
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
🚨Using any kind of chemical weapons at this range is aggravated assault against peaceful protesters. They have no weapons, they pose no threat. ICE is the enemy. 1/2
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#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
Kristi Noem has told everyone that there are no U.S citizens being detained or deported & that’s a Blatant Lie like most of what comes out of her mouth. This is just a very short list of U.S. citizens that have been detained since January.
Kristi Noem has told everyone that there are no U.S citizens being detained or deported & that’s a Blatant Lie like most of what comes out of her mouth. This is just a very short list of U.S. citizens that have been detained since January.
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
Kristi Noem has told everyone that there are no U.S citizens being detained or deported & that’s a Blatant Lie like most of what comes out of her mouth. This is just a very short list of U.S. citizens that have been detained since January.
Kristi Noem has told everyone that there are no U.S citizens being detained or deported & that’s a Blatant Lie like most of what comes out of her mouth. This is just a very short list of U.S. citizens that have been detained since January.
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It will be interesting to see if Rep. Clay Higgins who voted NO to releasing the Epstein Files is mentioned in the files!
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It will be interesting to see if Rep. Clay Higgins who voted NO to releasing the Epstein Files is mentioned in the files!
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
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The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
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Sooooooo feel like the NYT having pictures in 2015 reveals a whole new level to their participation in the "but her emails" scandal mongering
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sooooooo feel like the NYT having pictures in 2015 reveals a whole new level to their participation in the "but her emails" scandal mongering
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So Wolff could have tanked Trump’s 2016 campaign and didn’t because Epstein said nah?
NEW: A week before Donald Trump surged past Hillary Clinton to win the presidency, author Michael Wolff approached Jeffrey Epstein with a proposal to "finish" Trump's candidacy.
"Interested?" Wolff wrote.
Epstein, apparently, declined.
w/ @eorden.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
"Interested?" Wolff wrote.
Epstein, apparently, declined.
w/ @eorden.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So Wolff could have tanked Trump’s 2016 campaign and didn’t because Epstein said nah?
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Pour one out for the Federal IT folks today, who have to deal with 42 days of updates and backlogs and expired certifications.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Pour one out for the Federal IT folks today, who have to deal with 42 days of updates and backlogs and expired certifications.
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WATCH: @raskin.house.gov explains the deal that would allow eight GOP senators lucrative lawsuits over phone record subpoenas:
"It's certainly the most corrupt provision authorizing financial self-dealing and plunder of the public passed by Congress in this century."
"It's certainly the most corrupt provision authorizing financial self-dealing and plunder of the public passed by Congress in this century."
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
WATCH: @raskin.house.gov explains the deal that would allow eight GOP senators lucrative lawsuits over phone record subpoenas:
"It's certainly the most corrupt provision authorizing financial self-dealing and plunder of the public passed by Congress in this century."
"It's certainly the most corrupt provision authorizing financial self-dealing and plunder of the public passed by Congress in this century."
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Trump's mental decline appears to be accelerating. So why isn’t the media reporting on it? https://robertreich.substack.com/p/office-hours-why-isnt-the-media-reporting-dec
Office Hours: Why isn't the media reporting on Trump's dramatic mental decline?
He's showing even more signs of dementia, but the media is mum
robertreich.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Trump's mental decline appears to be accelerating. So why isn’t the media reporting on it? https://robertreich.substack.com/p/office-hours-why-isnt-the-media-reporting-dec
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Until we have replicators, we will need wealth redistribution.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Until we have replicators, we will need wealth redistribution.
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I finally got confirmation that ICE agents have been getting paid this whole shutdown. Only people who’ve had guaranteed pay this whole time are the lawmakers responsible for the shutdown and kidnappers
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I finally got confirmation that ICE agents have been getting paid this whole shutdown. Only people who’ve had guaranteed pay this whole time are the lawmakers responsible for the shutdown and kidnappers
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The average life expectancy for a US Male in 2023 was 75.8 years. If he is fortunate enough to get a job and save enough money by his 25th birthday for a down payment and buy a house using one of these proposed 50-year mortgages he will be able to pay it off about 9.6 months before he dies. Woo Hoo!
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The average life expectancy for a US Male in 2023 was 75.8 years. If he is fortunate enough to get a job and save enough money by his 25th birthday for a down payment and buy a house using one of these proposed 50-year mortgages he will be able to pay it off about 9.6 months before he dies. Woo Hoo!
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Great visualization of the problem. Time to get rid of the electoral college
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Great visualization of the problem. Time to get rid of the electoral college
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"Digital dementia is a term used to describe the decline in
cognitive abilities caused by excessive use of digital technology." Shanmugasundaram M and Tamilarasu A (2023)
The impact of digital technology, social media,
& A.i. on cognitive functions: a review. Front. Cognit. 2:1203077
cognitive abilities caused by excessive use of digital technology." Shanmugasundaram M and Tamilarasu A (2023)
The impact of digital technology, social media,
& A.i. on cognitive functions: a review. Front. Cognit. 2:1203077
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"Digital dementia is a term used to describe the decline in
cognitive abilities caused by excessive use of digital technology." Shanmugasundaram M and Tamilarasu A (2023)
The impact of digital technology, social media,
& A.i. on cognitive functions: a review. Front. Cognit. 2:1203077
cognitive abilities caused by excessive use of digital technology." Shanmugasundaram M and Tamilarasu A (2023)
The impact of digital technology, social media,
& A.i. on cognitive functions: a review. Front. Cognit. 2:1203077
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You know how everyone said that ICE wearing masks and not showing ID was going to lead to criminals impersonating ICE to do bad things? Well, it's happening. from
@dell.bsky.social and @carolinehaskins.bsky.social
@dell.bsky.social and @carolinehaskins.bsky.social
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You know how everyone said that ICE wearing masks and not showing ID was going to lead to criminals impersonating ICE to do bad things? Well, it's happening. from
@dell.bsky.social and @carolinehaskins.bsky.social
@dell.bsky.social and @carolinehaskins.bsky.social
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At what point do we acknowledge that Johnson has effectively dissolved Congress?
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
At what point do we acknowledge that Johnson has effectively dissolved Congress?
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The City of Boston became the second-largest city in the world to outlaw facial surveillance — banning both the technology itself and any information it produces.
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October 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The City of Boston became the second-largest city in the world to outlaw facial surveillance — banning both the technology itself and any information it produces.
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Yes
October 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Yes
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If Social Security ever went offline the South would vanish like Thanos snapped his fingers.
October 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If Social Security ever went offline the South would vanish like Thanos snapped his fingers.