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Theater generalist, Dad, runner, wrestling fan, a- and anti- religious (for me).
🌱-based love machine. He/Him.
📍: Delco, AF
NINGUN SER HUMANO ES ILLEGAL
🌱-based love machine. He/Him.
📍: Delco, AF
NINGUN SER HUMANO ES ILLEGAL
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December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Holy shit, Tyrese Maxey
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Holy shit, Tyrese Maxey
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Yet another reminder that the very best job in this world is failed college football coach.
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yet another reminder that the very best job in this world is failed college football coach.
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dems are drawn to 'Strong Floor No Ceiling' because it sounds smart and means nothing, perfect for a party that wants to win without changing anything
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
dems are drawn to 'Strong Floor No Ceiling' because it sounds smart and means nothing, perfect for a party that wants to win without changing anything
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We didn’t destroy the doctrines of the Global War on Terror and we didn’t jail the people who made them. That’s why we are where we are.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
We didn’t destroy the doctrines of the Global War on Terror and we didn’t jail the people who made them. That’s why we are where we are.
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One of the greatest to ever do it.
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
One of the greatest to ever do it.
The most expensive offense in football is in the bottom half of most key metrics, nearly every single detail fans have expressed concerns with seem to be exploding all at once, but what do I know? Apparently that’s just manifesting negative self talk or some shit.
It seems like a lot of national NFL writers -- and even some of the more troll-ish local ones -- are acting like this Eagles fan frustration came out of nowhere.
We've been annoyed with the awful offensive gameplans & wasting of talent all season. This is just the culmination.
We've been annoyed with the awful offensive gameplans & wasting of talent all season. This is just the culmination.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The most expensive offense in football is in the bottom half of most key metrics, nearly every single detail fans have expressed concerns with seem to be exploding all at once, but what do I know? Apparently that’s just manifesting negative self talk or some shit.
@profanity.accountant I apologize in advance if I’m about to crash the system.
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
@profanity.accountant I apologize in advance if I’m about to crash the system.
Apparently the novelty Simpsons “BORT” front plate you can buy online looks enough like the Massachusetts plate that the Massachusetts-based Simpsons fan who actually went out and got real “BORT” vanity plates is getting crushed with incorrect EZ pass bills.
WATCH: WBZ NewsRadio's Matt Shearer Meets A Mass. BORT License Plate Owner | WBZ NewsRadio 1030
WBZ NewsRadio's Matt Shearer chatted with the owner of a Massachusetts BORT license plate, and she explained the trials that come with having a classic Simpsons joke attached to her car at all times.
wbznewsradio.iheart.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Apparently the novelty Simpsons “BORT” front plate you can buy online looks enough like the Massachusetts plate that the Massachusetts-based Simpsons fan who actually went out and got real “BORT” vanity plates is getting crushed with incorrect EZ pass bills.
If you don’t know and can’t fix it, then GET THE FUCK OUT.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If you don’t know and can’t fix it, then GET THE FUCK OUT.
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Objectively, with this roster, what has happened is fireable
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Objectively, with this roster, what has happened is fireable
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Juan Orlando Hernandez was convicted by a jury of conspiring to traffic 400 tons of cocaine into the United States.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Juan Orlando Hernandez was convicted by a jury of conspiring to traffic 400 tons of cocaine into the United States.
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Trumpism and Trumpists are incompatible with American culture and traditions and should be purged.
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Trumpism and Trumpists are incompatible with American culture and traditions and should be purged.
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good morning, gameday morning. may the spirit of weapon x be with you. go birds.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
good morning, gameday morning. may the spirit of weapon x be with you. go birds.
Yes, the OP and his friends are morons and don’t ever use a real knife or any other real weapon onstage.
Much more importantly - please stop with Julius Caesar. It’s 2025 and I promise you it doesn’t say what you think it says about “the current moment”. Dogshit, boring-ass play. Maybe his worst.
Much more importantly - please stop with Julius Caesar. It’s 2025 and I promise you it doesn’t say what you think it says about “the current moment”. Dogshit, boring-ass play. Maybe his worst.
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Yes, the OP and his friends are morons and don’t ever use a real knife or any other real weapon onstage.
Much more importantly - please stop with Julius Caesar. It’s 2025 and I promise you it doesn’t say what you think it says about “the current moment”. Dogshit, boring-ass play. Maybe his worst.
Much more importantly - please stop with Julius Caesar. It’s 2025 and I promise you it doesn’t say what you think it says about “the current moment”. Dogshit, boring-ass play. Maybe his worst.
Gotta love that brief period where they threw a beret on Sheiky to try and make him look like Ghaddafi and instead made it look like his gimmick was “Salvador Dali Cosplayer”
Watching Survivor Series 1991 before we go to my mom’s for dinner.
This has to be the least star power in a Survivor Series match ever, right?
They couldn’t even scrap up a top guy to be the captain for either team. This might be the reason they didn’t do any of these matches the next year.
This has to be the least star power in a Survivor Series match ever, right?
They couldn’t even scrap up a top guy to be the captain for either team. This might be the reason they didn’t do any of these matches the next year.
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Gotta love that brief period where they threw a beret on Sheiky to try and make him look like Ghaddafi and instead made it look like his gimmick was “Salvador Dali Cosplayer”
Macs ready to roll - plain on the left and bacon for my nephew on the right. Came together very well this year.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Macs ready to roll - plain on the left and bacon for my nephew on the right. Came together very well this year.
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Happy Gamera Day 🐢🚀
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Happy Gamera Day 🐢🚀
Ran the Delco Turkey Trot with my girlie this morning.
(smoked her around mile marker 1, too - dad doesn’t slow down. 🤣😤)
(smoked her around mile marker 1, too - dad doesn’t slow down. 🤣😤)
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ran the Delco Turkey Trot with my girlie this morning.
(smoked her around mile marker 1, too - dad doesn’t slow down. 🤣😤)
(smoked her around mile marker 1, too - dad doesn’t slow down. 🤣😤)
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Meanwhile some guy is LITERALLY IN THE FRONT ROW loudly commenting on what’s happening in the movie. Fucking impossible. And he’s brought some loud-ass robots with him.
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Meanwhile some guy is LITERALLY IN THE FRONT ROW loudly commenting on what’s happening in the movie. Fucking impossible. And he’s brought some loud-ass robots with him.
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
🎶Bechamel…bechamel mucho…
Each time I make this damn sauce I have a panic attack;
Each time I make this damn sauce I have a panic attack;
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
🎶Bechamel…bechamel mucho…
Each time I make this damn sauce I have a panic attack;
Each time I make this damn sauce I have a panic attack;
I believe my cheese shredding activities have been spotted.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I believe my cheese shredding activities have been spotted.
I prefer that as the lyric anyway. It’s more inclusive.
And festive.
And festive.
look if we're gonna talk about pie then i'm just gonna post my reminder that it sounds like Brenda Lee says "later we'll have some fuckin' pie" in Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I prefer that as the lyric anyway. It’s more inclusive.
And festive.
And festive.
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right