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Whoopi Goldberg got in, also hitting the down button.
The elevator went up.
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Whoopi Goldberg got in, also hitting the down button.
The elevator went up.
It was Jane Lynch.
I think I made a joke about paying extra for rain-topped pizza.
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
It was Jane Lynch.
I think I made a joke about paying extra for rain-topped pizza.
Let's make it trend: #ColumbiaCollegeofNoKing
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Let's make it trend: #ColumbiaCollegeofNoKing
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Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
All the eight-sided features are local stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS A GALAXY.
All the eight-sided features are local stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS A GALAXY.
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Musician: <runs wet finger over edge of glass to create a sound> It's a quarter-step sharp. <pours out a tiny amount>
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Epidemiologist: the water in the cup has evidence of legionella, you need to clean your cooling system.
Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty
Land and climate expert trained in counterfactuals: ok, how much water was in the cup yesterday? How much was in the cup last year? And how much was originally in the cup before humans started altering it for drinking purposes?
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Musician: <runs wet finger over edge of glass to create a sound> It's a quarter-step sharp. <pours out a tiny amount>
(From @birdhistory.bsky.social's recent newsletter about reports of abundant bird life in early America: birdhistory.substack.com/p/birds-in-t...)
(From @birdhistory.bsky.social's recent newsletter about reports of abundant bird life in early America: birdhistory.substack.com/p/birds-in-t...)