Sophisticated Wastelander
@jb-usually.bsky.social
I don’t want to be followed by anybody. I’m just a lurker.
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Buddy, you're seriously mad that someone who was born a man is now a woman? People are out there killing people. Pedophiles are running the world. You share 50% of your DNA with a banana bro shut the fuck up
December 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Buddy, you're seriously mad that someone who was born a man is now a woman? People are out there killing people. Pedophiles are running the world. You share 50% of your DNA with a banana bro shut the fuck up
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Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee https://theonion.com/star-byu-player-suspended-after-testing-positive-for-coffee/
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee https://theonion.com/star-byu-player-suspended-after-testing-positive-for-coffee/
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If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
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I will work on this for free.
Hallmark has done every plot, so it is time for the apotheosis of Christmas movies: a big city lawyer returns to her small hometown and falls in love with an actual Christmas tree. After a series of missteps, they get married and have tree/human babies. Their hybrid spawn scream in endless torment 🎄
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I will work on this for free.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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Just want to point out how funny/sad it is that the same people who will refuse to refer to a trans woman as "she" have no problem calling ChatGPT "she."
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just want to point out how funny/sad it is that the same people who will refuse to refer to a trans woman as "she" have no problem calling ChatGPT "she."
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New Research Reveals Ancient Egyptians Received Significant Help From Parents While Building Pyramids https://theonion.com/new-research-reveals-ancient-egyptians-received-significant-help-from-parents-while-building-pyramids/
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
New Research Reveals Ancient Egyptians Received Significant Help From Parents While Building Pyramids https://theonion.com/new-research-reveals-ancient-egyptians-received-significant-help-from-parents-while-building-pyramids/
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Joe Flacco’s Wife Dresses As Giant Football To Spice Things Up In Bedroom https://theonion.com/joe-flaccos-wife-dresses-as-giant-football-to-spice-things-up-in-bedroom/
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Joe Flacco’s Wife Dresses As Giant Football To Spice Things Up In Bedroom https://theonion.com/joe-flaccos-wife-dresses-as-giant-football-to-spice-things-up-in-bedroom/
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If I were ever to buy a Cameo, it would be this man’s! I almost want to buy one just to hear him rant about something personal! 🤣
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If I were ever to buy a Cameo, it would be this man’s! I almost want to buy one just to hear him rant about something personal! 🤣
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He called ICE on a living nativity
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
He called ICE on a living nativity
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December 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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People lost their jobs for pointing out that Charlie Kirk was racist.
Q: A number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Rob Reiner. Do you stand by it?
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
December 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
People lost their jobs for pointing out that Charlie Kirk was racist.
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I think the President has Trump Derangement Syndrome
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I think the President has Trump Derangement Syndrome
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Just so we’re all clear here, he is saying that Rob Reiner and his wife were asking for it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just so we’re all clear here, he is saying that Rob Reiner and his wife were asking for it.
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Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
SPRINGFIELD, MA—Facing intense backlash and scrutiny from critics who say the reference book publisher had failed to take all words into consideration, Merriam-Webster was accused of bias Monday after...
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December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year