𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them)
@jayvastersff.bsky.social
South Asian writer of epic science fiction and fantasy with INTRIGUE and ROMANCE and ANGST and DARKNESS. Star-studded galaxy brain void bag. Disabled ND Spoonie. BIPOC. They/them.
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One of my favorite genres of cat picture is one where the background is the same color/texture as the cat and it looks like the cat is slowly forming out of the ground like smoke
June 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
One of my favorite genres of cat picture is one where the background is the same color/texture as the cat and it looks like the cat is slowly forming out of the ground like smoke
The new HP trio have the chance to do the funniest thing ever
Namely, grow up and reject She Who Must Not Be Named all over again
I think she would explode!
Namely, grow up and reject She Who Must Not Be Named all over again
I think she would explode!
June 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The new HP trio have the chance to do the funniest thing ever
Namely, grow up and reject She Who Must Not Be Named all over again
I think she would explode!
Namely, grow up and reject She Who Must Not Be Named all over again
I think she would explode!
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Happy pride month, but wake me up when it's finally sloth month.
a close up of a sloth sitting in a wicker chair smiling .
ALT: a close up of a sloth sitting in a wicker chair smiling .
media.tenor.com
June 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Happy pride month, but wake me up when it's finally sloth month.
People who need supplemental protein shakes: old, chronically ill, and disabled people
People who can't open the box because the flaps are tightly glued shut: old, chronically ill, and disabled people
People who can't open the box because the flaps are tightly glued shut: old, chronically ill, and disabled people
June 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
People who need supplemental protein shakes: old, chronically ill, and disabled people
People who can't open the box because the flaps are tightly glued shut: old, chronically ill, and disabled people
People who can't open the box because the flaps are tightly glued shut: old, chronically ill, and disabled people
The stupidest part of being an aging millennial:
Me: burpburp *aaaaah*
Me: and now you do what they told ya
Me: burpburp *aaaaah*
Me: and now you do what they told ya
May 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The stupidest part of being an aging millennial:
Me: burpburp *aaaaah*
Me: and now you do what they told ya
Me: burpburp *aaaaah*
Me: and now you do what they told ya
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I do love David Tennant and his response to this question in the Guardian today.
May 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I do love David Tennant and his response to this question in the Guardian today.
Blueberry Muffin bread for mother's day
May 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Blueberry Muffin bread for mother's day
what
Speakers blasted "Born in the U.S.A. and "American Pie" as six cardinal electors from the United States celebrated the first U.S. pope a day after Chicago-born Cardinal Robert Prevost became Pope Leo XIV.
As 'Born in the U.S.A.' plays, American cardinals in Rome celebrate Pope Leo XIV
Speakers blasted “Born in the U.S.A. and ”American Pie" as six cardinal electors from the United States celebrated the first U.S. pope a day after Chicago-born Cardinal Robert Prevost became Pope Leo XIV.
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May 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
what
Bring back vagueposting song lyrics as a status
May 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Bring back vagueposting song lyrics as a status
Banana bread
May 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Banana bread
Spinach Cheddar Feta bread
May 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Spinach Cheddar Feta bread
Fuck you to the creators of all ads that expand or open when you click the x
April 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Fuck you to the creators of all ads that expand or open when you click the x
I am UNHOLY excited about the fact that silicon muffin cups exist.
My teenage self would be scandalized.
My teenage self would be scandalized.
April 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I am UNHOLY excited about the fact that silicon muffin cups exist.
My teenage self would be scandalized.
My teenage self would be scandalized.
I have my priorities straight but that's homophobic why can't I have my priorities gay
April 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I have my priorities straight but that's homophobic why can't I have my priorities gay
Homemade granola bars. Turned out delicious!
April 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Homemade granola bars. Turned out delicious!
My autocorrect did it again
April 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My autocorrect did it again
Love hate my autocorrect
April 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Love hate my autocorrect
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folks columbo has gone woke and is now using "dey/dem" pronouns
April 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
folks columbo has gone woke and is now using "dey/dem" pronouns
me: sees a macaron
me: tiny burger
me: tiny burger
April 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
me: sees a macaron
me: tiny burger
me: tiny burger
hello darkness my old friend
I've come to man me a sand
I've come to man me a sand
April 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hello darkness my old friend
I've come to man me a sand
I've come to man me a sand
If toilets were invented today conservatives would call them fake news gay liberal woke agenda
April 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If toilets were invented today conservatives would call them fake news gay liberal woke agenda
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I really, really hope we see more and more people doing stuff like this
Kinda thinking that for the next protest I need to rent a pickup and roll up with the smoker and a pizza oven on the back.
💯 If you plan to protest an American flag should be part of your “kit.”
April 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I really, really hope we see more and more people doing stuff like this
my milkshake brings all the trekkies to the yard
and they're like
that thing killed tasha yar
and they're like
that thing killed tasha yar
April 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
my milkshake brings all the trekkies to the yard
and they're like
that thing killed tasha yar
and they're like
that thing killed tasha yar