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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them)
@jayvastersff.bsky.social
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South Asian writer of epic science fiction and fantasy with INTRIGUE and ROMANCE and ANGST and DARKNESS. Star-studded galaxy brain void bag. Disabled ND Spoonie. BIPOC. They/them.

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Blueberry Muffin bread for mother's day
A round blueberry muffin bread to loaf sitting on a plate on a counter
May 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Banana bread
Banana bread in a ramekin Round banana bread loaf on a plate Banana bread with a slice cut out of it and a plate with a slice of banana bread in front
May 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Spinach Cheddar Feta bread
Spinach Cheddar Feta bread in the loaf pan Spinach Cheddar Feta bread loaf on a plate A slice of spinach Cheddar Feta bread
May 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Homemade granola bars. Turned out delicious!
A ceramic dish with homemade granola bars cut up into pieces. A hand holding a piece of homemade granola bar with oats, nuts, and dried cranberries
April 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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My autocorrect did it again
Witch King of Angstmar Stuff Your Kindle day (actually 5 days) is here! Get your free boobs! https://www.bookbub.com/blog/stuff-your-kindle-day ...m leaving that in How often do those things actually happen? I.e. are you just building up the fear in your head or do they happen every time? Also, can you mitigate things so that you can handle yourself if they happen? Like carrying a shark and water? Drinking Gatorade? Reply OMG carrying a SNACK Friend: I've never had it on burgers! or Toddlers Witch King of Angstmar: It's so good on Michael Oh my God Not again
April 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Love hate my autocorrect
Discord comment from witch King of angstmar Eating peesha for dinner Because I'm worth it I chopped up a baby and put it on my pizza and it's really good BABY EL Babybel
April 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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my milkshake brings all the trekkies to the yard
and they're like
that thing killed tasha yar
Tasha Yar confronting a thing made of black sludge
April 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day.

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San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area. Picture of a large boulder the size of a small boulder blocking the snowy road
January 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Divergent was wild.

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pitbolshevik Jan 14 remember how fucking godawful the divergent series was pitbolshevik Jan 14 her edgy love interest was like "my name is Four because im only afraid of four things pitbolshevik Jan 14 In Divergent, Four's fears include: @ • Claustrophobia: Fear of being trapped in a confined space • Heights: Fear of being high up • Guns: Fear of being shot • Being beaten by his father: Fear of being physically abused by his father, Marcus • Killing innocent people: Fear of killing someone who is innocent these are his fears btw pitbolshevik Jan 14 wait that's 5. this dude cant fucking count
January 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Image of broken image link picture Jürgen [object Object] When testing our website I sometimes give myself a silly name and choose an image of the "broken image" as an avatar, just to keep the developers busy.
January 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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peach-pot ... trans guy who doesn't realize he's turning into a werewolf because he assumes it's all just normal side effects of starting testosterone peach-pot trans girl who doesn't realize she's turning into a vampire because she assumes it's all just normal side effects of starting estrogen
January 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Anonymous One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe. eanasir Not if I sell really shitty copper
January 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Tumblr post amirdrassil ok forget everything else i've previously said on the subject - THIS is my favourite star wars behind-the-scenes story: "Operated by remote control, R2-D2 had to trundle off camera and disappear behind a sand dune," she says. "But the remote control failed to stop the robot and he wandered onto the set of Jesus of Nazareth!" fialleril This is the greatest thing I have ever read. qthewetsprocket What, your Bible doesn't have the nativity story with God's miracle of the sentient trash bin coming to pay its respects to the baby Jesus? dragon-in-a-fez ... ... ... ... these wise men have travelled far and brought gifts of gold, frankincense, and the plans for the Death Star
January 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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This new wall art in my office Wall: no everything im is possible
January 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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PHOTOGRAPHER CAPTURES A SQUIRREL STOPPING TO SMELL A FLOWER picture of a squirrel smelling a flower
January 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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He had a slightly above average number of hands.

Think about it.
Reddit post r/A03 u/marredmarigold. How it feels describing how handsome canonically v e r y attractive character is ... He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
January 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Day 1 of learning crochet.
Tiny messy rectangles of crochet. Single crochet Double crochet Half double crochet Treble crochet
December 17, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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A guy climbing into a guy-shaped hole in the side of a mountain. Speech bubbles: "Th- this is my hole! It was made for me!"
December 2, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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America is missing out I'm telling you.
My tweet from Shitter I think it's homophobic that you can't buy potato smileys in America
December 2, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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Screenshot from shitter Kayla Cottingham) @peculiaritea 11 Sep 23: the citizens in any 2010s YA dystopian novel Attached picture Shail @dawgpleasee white girl... save me.. Shail @dawgpleasee white girl Shail @dawgpleasee save me white girl
December 2, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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Pie!!!!?

It ain't pretty but it sure smells good!
A home baked apple pie with crumble on top
November 28, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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A hand over a man's face Words: Did you see: - a tent in the woods? - someone shoplifting? - a person sleeping in their car? No! You fucking didn't! People are struggling Don't make it worse
November 16, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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I got a teapot! Look at it it's so cute!
A light green cast iron teapot with gold leaves decoration.
November 16, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about?
A man dressed as a medieval king saying, "Now, I understand that you've all come here under threat of death and I appreciate it."
November 16, 2024 at 8:42 AM
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This happened while I was listening to the song... The Summer of '69.
Words: 6969
May 14, 2024 at 6:38 PM