Jay St.Gelais
@jaystgelais.bsky.social
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Trump's dementia is so bad there is a chance he thought Zohran Mamdani was Saudi's MBS! After all MBS was there earlier in the week! 😀
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Trump's dementia is so bad there is a chance he thought Zohran Mamdani was Saudi's MBS! After all MBS was there earlier in the week! 😀
This is the craziest cloud service outage I've seen since I've been building solutions in the cloud over the past 10 years. How is it a week later and for a decent portion of your customers, you are still blocking business?
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
All Changes to Azure Frondoor Configuration are blocked currently - Microsoft Q&A
Hi
We are currently blocked with front door deployments, what is the ETA for the Front door to be operational and unblocked ?
learn.microsoft.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is the craziest cloud service outage I've seen since I've been building solutions in the cloud over the past 10 years. How is it a week later and for a decent portion of your customers, you are still blocking business?
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
This has big "Wapol making the people of Drum Kingdom grovel to him for medical care" energy.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This has big "Wapol making the people of Drum Kingdom grovel to him for medical care" energy.
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Caligula's unorthodox style raises eyebrows among some liberal Romans.
-New York Times, 39 AD
-New York Times, 39 AD
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Caligula's unorthodox style raises eyebrows among some liberal Romans.
-New York Times, 39 AD
-New York Times, 39 AD
Everyday, Americans die from gun violence, its justice that someone who significantly contributed to causing this problem is counted among them today.
I feel about Kirk dying from gun violence the same I felt about covid deniers dying from covid 5 years ago.
Enjoy that sweet NRA money in hell.
I feel about Kirk dying from gun violence the same I felt about covid deniers dying from covid 5 years ago.
Enjoy that sweet NRA money in hell.
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Everyday, Americans die from gun violence, its justice that someone who significantly contributed to causing this problem is counted among them today.
I feel about Kirk dying from gun violence the same I felt about covid deniers dying from covid 5 years ago.
Enjoy that sweet NRA money in hell.
I feel about Kirk dying from gun violence the same I felt about covid deniers dying from covid 5 years ago.
Enjoy that sweet NRA money in hell.
At least I’m getting my daily recommended vitamin R.
August 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
At least I’m getting my daily recommended vitamin R.
How is this NOT an Onion headline?
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the health secretary, posted photos on Sunday of himself and his grandchildren swimming in a contaminated Washington creek where swimming is not allowed because it is used for sewer runoff.
RFK Jr. Swims in Washington Creek That Flows With Sewage and Bacteria
www.nytimes.com
May 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
How is this NOT an Onion headline?
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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Being investigated for DEI used to mean you might be a racist.
Now it means you don’t burn enough crosses on lawns.
Now it means you don’t burn enough crosses on lawns.
March 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Being investigated for DEI used to mean you might be a racist.
Now it means you don’t burn enough crosses on lawns.
Now it means you don’t burn enough crosses on lawns.
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Not gonna pretend like I know anything about Carney’s politics because I don’t, but I watched his speech yesterday and he essentially told Trump to fuck off and now Trump’s speaking about him with a modicum of respect.
I feel like there’s a lesson in there somewhere.
I feel like there’s a lesson in there somewhere.
Trump drops the demeaning "governor" stuff and calls Carney by his correct title
March 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Not gonna pretend like I know anything about Carney’s politics because I don’t, but I watched his speech yesterday and he essentially told Trump to fuck off and now Trump’s speaking about him with a modicum of respect.
I feel like there’s a lesson in there somewhere.
I feel like there’s a lesson in there somewhere.
Post the first video game you ever played (can’t find gif of Atari version)
March 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Post the first video game you ever played (can’t find gif of Atari version)
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As a principled journalist, I pledge to doggedly pursue the Hegseth/Signal story right up until Trump successfully distracts me by pretending he’s about to bomb France.
March 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
As a principled journalist, I pledge to doggedly pursue the Hegseth/Signal story right up until Trump successfully distracts me by pretending he’s about to bomb France.
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Yes, Pete Hegseth and Michael Waltz violated all sorts of national security protocols by sharing military secrets with a journalist. But at least they were White when they did this.
by Charlie Kirk
by Charlie Kirk
March 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Yes, Pete Hegseth and Michael Waltz violated all sorts of national security protocols by sharing military secrets with a journalist. But at least they were White when they did this.
by Charlie Kirk
by Charlie Kirk
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I can’t tell you the amount of contempt real coders have for Musk’s stolen valor at pretending to be technical. His years (decades?) of pseudo-code revealing that he doesn’t actually know how software works are so offensive to genuinely talented developers that they’ve always hated him.
elon could fake being a business and technology genius forever and everyone would have thrown cash at him endlessly, but no, he had to pretend to be a poster and gamer tok and America was like hold up
Has to be rough for Elon to know that his popularity is inversely correlated with his public exposure. People thought this guy was a genius before he started posting in earnest
March 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I can’t tell you the amount of contempt real coders have for Musk’s stolen valor at pretending to be technical. His years (decades?) of pseudo-code revealing that he doesn’t actually know how software works are so offensive to genuinely talented developers that they’ve always hated him.
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I'm furious that I can't write out 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.
In fact, I M LI VI D.
In fact, I M LI VI D.
March 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I'm furious that I can't write out 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.
In fact, I M LI VI D.
In fact, I M LI VI D.
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
DoorDash you have a Nazi problem.
March 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
DoorDash you have a Nazi problem.
Take your time Apple.
Apple said it is working on repairing a glitch after some iPhone users noticed that speaking the word “racist” into the voice-to-text feature causes it to write “Trump” before quickly switching to “racist.”
Apple says a bug caused its iPhone voice-to-text feature to spit out 'Trump' when a user says 'racist'
The company said it is rolling out a fix Tuesday, but the issue has spurred outrage among some who are accusing Apple of political bias.
www.nbcnews.com
February 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Take your time Apple.
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Opinion | President Trump attending the first half of the Super Bowl cost taxpayers $4 million. Here's why DOGE must lay off a bunch of federal workers making $75,000 so that the government can live within its means.
February 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Opinion | President Trump attending the first half of the Super Bowl cost taxpayers $4 million. Here's why DOGE must lay off a bunch of federal workers making $75,000 so that the government can live within its means.
I don’t know what exactly DOGE is doing with the takeover of OPM’s payment system and data, but I do know that the only people Musk could find to do it for him are a bunch of kids.
Whatever they are doing likely has steep consequences that require an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex to ignore.
Whatever they are doing likely has steep consequences that require an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex to ignore.
February 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I don’t know what exactly DOGE is doing with the takeover of OPM’s payment system and data, but I do know that the only people Musk could find to do it for him are a bunch of kids.
Whatever they are doing likely has steep consequences that require an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex to ignore.
Whatever they are doing likely has steep consequences that require an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex to ignore.