Jay Lambert
@jaylambert87.bsky.social
Husband & Father.
Horror/Sci-fi/Books/Films/D&D.
DC Comics Geek.
Fan of Post-Punk & Miserable Indie.
Horror/Sci-fi/Books/Films/D&D.
DC Comics Geek.
Fan of Post-Punk & Miserable Indie.
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Got my wife a prosthetic leg for Xmas. Not as her main present, of course, just a stocking filler.
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Got my wife a prosthetic leg for Xmas. Not as her main present, of course, just a stocking filler.
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“Trump-class battleships?” 🤣🤣 Trump’s narcissism reaches new heights of comedy.
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
“Trump-class battleships?” 🤣🤣 Trump’s narcissism reaches new heights of comedy.
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Steve Rogers will return in Avengers: Desperation.
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Steve Rogers will return in Avengers: Desperation.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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"But what if it turns out one of your guys is in the files?"
THEN HE IS NOT MY GUY, MOTHERFUCKER.
I want all creeps, rapists and paedophiles held accountable, whoever the fuck they are. Why is this so hard to understand?
THEN HE IS NOT MY GUY, MOTHERFUCKER.
I want all creeps, rapists and paedophiles held accountable, whoever the fuck they are. Why is this so hard to understand?
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"But what if it turns out one of your guys is in the files?"
THEN HE IS NOT MY GUY, MOTHERFUCKER.
I want all creeps, rapists and paedophiles held accountable, whoever the fuck they are. Why is this so hard to understand?
THEN HE IS NOT MY GUY, MOTHERFUCKER.
I want all creeps, rapists and paedophiles held accountable, whoever the fuck they are. Why is this so hard to understand?
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incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
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For 80s film kids, Rob Reiner was one of our directors. It was him, Lucas, Spielberg, Dante, Columbus, Hughes, these directors who danced between drama, humor and thrills, but even among them Reiner was different. Funny, yes, but always with this underpinning of compassion.
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
For 80s film kids, Rob Reiner was one of our directors. It was him, Lucas, Spielberg, Dante, Columbus, Hughes, these directors who danced between drama, humor and thrills, but even among them Reiner was different. Funny, yes, but always with this underpinning of compassion.
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The world is a better place with Rob Reiner movies to rewatch
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The world is a better place with Rob Reiner movies to rewatch
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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I had never seen a scene like this before in film, a scene that spoke to me so profoundly. As boys turning to men, we were not allowed to cry, to feel, and to bear our pain silence. Again: Rob Reiner was one of the Greats. youtu.be/UJT9M04j1-s?...
Chris' Emotional Milk Money Speech | Stand By Me | River Phoenix, Wil Wheaton, Stephen King
YouTube video by The Film Scene
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December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I had never seen a scene like this before in film, a scene that spoke to me so profoundly. As boys turning to men, we were not allowed to cry, to feel, and to bear our pain silence. Again: Rob Reiner was one of the Greats. youtu.be/UJT9M04j1-s?...
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Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
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The Polynesian Ping Pong Players Association just awarded me the Polynesian Ping Pong Players Peace Prize for all the wars I've stopped, couldn't be more honoured. 🥇🏓
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The Polynesian Ping Pong Players Association just awarded me the Polynesian Ping Pong Players Peace Prize for all the wars I've stopped, couldn't be more honoured. 🥇🏓
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December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever cracked open a new notebook and written something on the first page with a really nice pen?
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever cracked open a new notebook and written something on the first page with a really nice pen?
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Trying something new... here is a present for Anyone who loves urban fantasy. I used to say it is the World of Darkness series I wanted to write without their rules. HEART OF A DRAGON - book 1 of the Dechance Chronicles, free eBook download dl.bookfunnel.com/2s3n15lsgu SHARE!
The fate of the city rests on his success, and on the rare talent of a boy who walks in two worlds, and dreams of dragons
Over many years, my worlds have collided. This is volume one of The DeChance Chronicles, which sits at 5 volumes now, with the additional short novel Nevermore - A Novel of Love, Loss & Edgar Allan Po...
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December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Trying something new... here is a present for Anyone who loves urban fantasy. I used to say it is the World of Darkness series I wanted to write without their rules. HEART OF A DRAGON - book 1 of the Dechance Chronicles, free eBook download dl.bookfunnel.com/2s3n15lsgu SHARE!
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One thing I hate about a book being turned into a movie is that if you try to buy the book around the same time the movie comes out, they always put the actors on the cover of the book.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
One thing I hate about a book being turned into a movie is that if you try to buy the book around the same time the movie comes out, they always put the actors on the cover of the book.
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It really is that fucking simple, friends.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It really is that fucking simple, friends.
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If you would like a signed Everything Will Swallow You hardback for RRP + P&P, I have a fabulous selection of art by my mum, Jo, which I'm sending out for free (one linoprint with each book). Let me know your address via hello@tom-cox.com while stocks last.
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
If you would like a signed Everything Will Swallow You hardback for RRP + P&P, I have a fabulous selection of art by my mum, Jo, which I'm sending out for free (one linoprint with each book). Let me know your address via hello@tom-cox.com while stocks last.
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
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Wow, he looks just like him!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wow, he looks just like him!
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I never want to wait for a post credit scene again for the rest of my life. If you want me to think it's part of the movie, put it in the movie.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I never want to wait for a post credit scene again for the rest of my life. If you want me to think it's part of the movie, put it in the movie.
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No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.
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Which one is more English?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Which one is more English?
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My opinion of modern technology is that everything needs to beep less
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My opinion of modern technology is that everything needs to beep less
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Bluesky needs region-specific trending lists because I simply do not care about American sports teams
October 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Bluesky needs region-specific trending lists because I simply do not care about American sports teams