Jason Zellman
@jasonzellman.bsky.social
Owner at Surovell, Isaacs & Levy, PLC in Fairfax, Virginia. Season, Kelley and Evelyn are everything. Go Cavs, Guardians, Browns and Buckeyes.
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CNN: Trump v Musk
MSNBC: Trump v Musk
Local News: Trump v Musk
Random guy at Target: Trump v Musk
Literally everyone in my text messages: Trump v Musk
Fox: is a zebra a horse?
MSNBC: Trump v Musk
Local News: Trump v Musk
Random guy at Target: Trump v Musk
Literally everyone in my text messages: Trump v Musk
Fox: is a zebra a horse?
June 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
CNN: Trump v Musk
MSNBC: Trump v Musk
Local News: Trump v Musk
Random guy at Target: Trump v Musk
Literally everyone in my text messages: Trump v Musk
Fox: is a zebra a horse?
MSNBC: Trump v Musk
Local News: Trump v Musk
Random guy at Target: Trump v Musk
Literally everyone in my text messages: Trump v Musk
Fox: is a zebra a horse?
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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#SCOTUS reviewing the transcript of the absolute dumpster-fire of a hearing that just took place in the Abrego Garcia case:
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
April 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
#SCOTUS reviewing the transcript of the absolute dumpster-fire of a hearing that just took place in the Abrego Garcia case:
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Federal spending is *up* under Trump according to the Wall Street Journal. Chaos is not actually the same as cost savings.
Actual budgeting is a kind of actual policy-making and takes real work spread over real time. Running around breaking stuff isn't that.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Actual budgeting is a kind of actual policy-making and takes real work spread over real time. Running around breaking stuff isn't that.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
April 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Federal spending is *up* under Trump according to the Wall Street Journal. Chaos is not actually the same as cost savings.
Actual budgeting is a kind of actual policy-making and takes real work spread over real time. Running around breaking stuff isn't that.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Actual budgeting is a kind of actual policy-making and takes real work spread over real time. Running around breaking stuff isn't that.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Sure, Kamala Harris would have have preserved our global power and domestic prosperity. But she would have done so as a Black woman.
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
April 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sure, Kamala Harris would have have preserved our global power and domestic prosperity. But she would have done so as a Black woman.
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
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BREAKING: Judge McFadden has *granted * the AP’s injunction against the White House’s ban on access to the Oval Office and East Room.
April 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
BREAKING: Judge McFadden has *granted * the AP’s injunction against the White House’s ban on access to the Oval Office and East Room.
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Judge Wilkinson, a Reagan appointee, says the Trump administration's position on Abrego Garcia amounts to a "path of perfect lawlessness." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
April 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Judge Wilkinson, a Reagan appointee, says the Trump administration's position on Abrego Garcia amounts to a "path of perfect lawlessness." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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Just incredible. Hassett never said the 90-day pause thing. The upward move in the market this morning appears to have been entirely driven by fake news started on Twitter/X
Apparently the Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett said Trump will consider a 90 day pause on the tariff policy excepting China, per CNBC, but no one is sure where that was first reported.
April 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just incredible. Hassett never said the 90-day pause thing. The upward move in the market this morning appears to have been entirely driven by fake news started on Twitter/X
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The Lithuanian president showed up to honor dead American soldiers as their remains departed his country.
The American president did not show up to receive their remains as they arrived in the US.
He had a golf tournament to get to.
The American president did not show up to receive their remains as they arrived in the US.
He had a golf tournament to get to.
…U.S. soldiers were honored by Lithuanian President Gitanas Nausada, as well as other dignitaries, during a dignified departure ceremony from Lithuania.
"We consider US soldiers in Lithuania as our own. The farewell ceremony once again demonstrated our society's solidarity, respect, and…
"We consider US soldiers in Lithuania as our own. The farewell ceremony once again demonstrated our society's solidarity, respect, and…
April 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The Lithuanian president showed up to honor dead American soldiers as their remains departed his country.
The American president did not show up to receive their remains as they arrived in the US.
He had a golf tournament to get to.
The American president did not show up to receive their remains as they arrived in the US.
He had a golf tournament to get to.
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Apropos of nothing: Kamala Harris predicted this exact moment happening:
“Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.”
She warned us over & over again & she was so right.
“Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.”
She warned us over & over again & she was so right.
April 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Apropos of nothing: Kamala Harris predicted this exact moment happening:
“Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.”
She warned us over & over again & she was so right.
“Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.”
She warned us over & over again & she was so right.
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So this is going well.
April 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
So this is going well.
President Trump making sure we party like its 1899 with measles and tariffs.
April 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
President Trump making sure we party like its 1899 with measles and tariffs.
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the headline here is that Republicans are worried about having a special election in a seat that Trump won 60-40
March 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the headline here is that Republicans are worried about having a special election in a seat that Trump won 60-40
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Ah yes, noted legal and national security expert, Scott Jennings
You would not put this person on TV to lie for the White House unless you explicitly wanted your audience to be misinformed
March 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ah yes, noted legal and national security expert, Scott Jennings
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The arrogance, hubris, and stupidity of thinking that The Atlantic wouldn’t just publish the full thread if they tried to deny what was in it…
And the responsibility the Senate bears for confirming these yutzes to such important national security positions in the first place…
And the responsibility the Senate bears for confirming these yutzes to such important national security positions in the first place…
March 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The arrogance, hubris, and stupidity of thinking that The Atlantic wouldn’t just publish the full thread if they tried to deny what was in it…
And the responsibility the Senate bears for confirming these yutzes to such important national security positions in the first place…
And the responsibility the Senate bears for confirming these yutzes to such important national security positions in the first place…
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If they’re sharing highly classified military plans over Signal while some of the folks on the thread are overseas, what *else* are they doing?
March 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If they’re sharing highly classified military plans over Signal while some of the folks on the thread are overseas, what *else* are they doing?
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BENNET: Did you know that the president's Middle East adviser was in Moscow on this thread while you were as director of the CIA participating in this thread? Were you aware of that?!
RATCLIFFE: I'm not aware of that
BENNET: It's am embarrassment
RATCLIFFE: I'm not aware of that
BENNET: It's am embarrassment
March 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
BENNET: Did you know that the president's Middle East adviser was in Moscow on this thread while you were as director of the CIA participating in this thread? Were you aware of that?!
RATCLIFFE: I'm not aware of that
BENNET: It's am embarrassment
RATCLIFFE: I'm not aware of that
BENNET: It's am embarrassment
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Here's a quick summary of DOJ's position in the AEA case: 1) We're not going to tell you who we've detained, 2) we're not going to tell you where they are detained, 3) we're not going to tell you why they're detained, 4) you should've filed habeas wherever they are, 5) whoops they're gone, too late.
March 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Here's a quick summary of DOJ's position in the AEA case: 1) We're not going to tell you who we've detained, 2) we're not going to tell you where they are detained, 3) we're not going to tell you why they're detained, 4) you should've filed habeas wherever they are, 5) whoops they're gone, too late.
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The NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER added the EDITOR OF THE ATLANTIC to a PRINCIPALS COMMITTEE TEXT CHAIN set up for the DEFENSE SECRETARY about PLANNED MILITARY STRIKES.
Here's a thread of involved parties talking about the need for secure communications (when Dems are involved):
Here's a thread of involved parties talking about the need for secure communications (when Dems are involved):
March 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER added the EDITOR OF THE ATLANTIC to a PRINCIPALS COMMITTEE TEXT CHAIN set up for the DEFENSE SECRETARY about PLANNED MILITARY STRIKES.
Here's a thread of involved parties talking about the need for secure communications (when Dems are involved):
Here's a thread of involved parties talking about the need for secure communications (when Dems are involved):
At best, morons are running things.
New court filing, with 2 affidavits, Enemy Aliens Act plaintiffs:
Eight women were mistakenly sent to El Salvador prison and had to be flown back.
Nicaraguan man (not Venezuelan) was also mistakenly sent to El Salvador prison and had to be flown back.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Eight women were mistakenly sent to El Salvador prison and had to be flown back.
Nicaraguan man (not Venezuelan) was also mistakenly sent to El Salvador prison and had to be flown back.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
March 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
At best, morons are running things.
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UNREAL: DOJ's response to a federal appeals court judge saying that DOJ's argument would mean she could have been picked up and sent to a prison in El Salvador under Trump's order was not: "No, your honor," but rather, "That's not the record here."
MILLETT: "Y'all could have picked me on Saturday, and put me on a plane."
ENSIGN: "Your honor, nothing of the sort is presented by the record here."
ENSIGN: "Your honor, nothing of the sort is presented by the record here."
March 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
UNREAL: DOJ's response to a federal appeals court judge saying that DOJ's argument would mean she could have been picked up and sent to a prison in El Salvador under Trump's order was not: "No, your honor," but rather, "That's not the record here."
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18 U.S.C. § 793(f) makes it a federal crime to for people entrusted with information related to the national defense to, with gross negligence, disclose it to others in violation of that trust.
March 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
18 U.S.C. § 793(f) makes it a federal crime to for people entrusted with information related to the national defense to, with gross negligence, disclose it to others in violation of that trust.