Jason Ryder
@jasonmjryder.bsky.social
Welcome! Everything is fine
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RIP Steve Cropper - one of the greatest guitarists ever
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
RIP Steve Cropper - one of the greatest guitarists ever
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So, my home town is having a meltdown on social media because a 50 year old brick and concrete bus shelter is being taken down to make way for a modern replacement.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
So, my home town is having a meltdown on social media because a 50 year old brick and concrete bus shelter is being taken down to make way for a modern replacement.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
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Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
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November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Your boyfriend tells Susie Dent that she absolutely nailed her word of the day
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Your boyfriend tells Susie Dent that she absolutely nailed her word of the day
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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"having changed my mind about the OBR, my internship there has begun smoothly"
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
"having changed my mind about the OBR, my internship there has begun smoothly"
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GUILDFORD STUDENTS ON MY TRAIN:
‘Where were you?
‘I was at a concert’
‘Who’d you see?’
‘Radiohead’
‘…oh!’
‘Yeah, I was worried I’d be sat next to some FORTY YEAR OLD but it was actually alright.’
ME:
‘Where were you?
‘I was at a concert’
‘Who’d you see?’
‘Radiohead’
‘…oh!’
‘Yeah, I was worried I’d be sat next to some FORTY YEAR OLD but it was actually alright.’
ME:
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
GUILDFORD STUDENTS ON MY TRAIN:
‘Where were you?
‘I was at a concert’
‘Who’d you see?’
‘Radiohead’
‘…oh!’
‘Yeah, I was worried I’d be sat next to some FORTY YEAR OLD but it was actually alright.’
ME:
‘Where were you?
‘I was at a concert’
‘Who’d you see?’
‘Radiohead’
‘…oh!’
‘Yeah, I was worried I’d be sat next to some FORTY YEAR OLD but it was actually alright.’
ME:
Rewatched Fargo last night. Fantastic film
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Rewatched Fargo last night. Fantastic film
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
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Your reminder that the EU offered to freeze Brexit talks in 2020 so we could focus on Covid but Johnson said no. He then fucked up both: partying while 23,000 needlessly died & did a Brexit so shit the economic impact (-8% GDP) is worse than predictions he described as “the work of gloomsters”
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Your reminder that the EU offered to freeze Brexit talks in 2020 so we could focus on Covid but Johnson said no. He then fucked up both: partying while 23,000 needlessly died & did a Brexit so shit the economic impact (-8% GDP) is worse than predictions he described as “the work of gloomsters”
Just wanna wish Steve Clarke a very happy #internationalmensday
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Just wanna wish Steve Clarke a very happy #internationalmensday
How's Jamie O'Hara getting on!?!
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
How's Jamie O'Hara getting on!?!
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Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
Getting outplayed by a ten man Denmark 😬
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Getting outplayed by a ten man Denmark 😬
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RIP Jamal. You deserved better.
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
RIP Jamal. You deserved better.
Obsessed with Lovenkrands accent
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Obsessed with Lovenkrands accent
FUCKING MCTOMINAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
FUCKING MCTOMINAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ohhh copying the rugby now with the anthems are we?????
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Ohhh copying the rugby now with the anthems are we?????
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Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
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20 years ago today I was trying to find a dodgy little import game shop near Bournemouth with printed-out directions from Google Maps, so I could spend half my meagre pay from my first job on a plastic guitar. Here's Chris Lord on one of the all-time great games:
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
Guitar Hero at 20 – how a plastic axe bridged the gap between rock generations
Guitar Hero’s controllers let anyone become a star in their own living room – and made the bands featured in the game household names again
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
20 years ago today I was trying to find a dodgy little import game shop near Bournemouth with printed-out directions from Google Maps, so I could spend half my meagre pay from my first job on a plastic guitar. Here's Chris Lord on one of the all-time great games:
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...