Jason Fulton
@jasonfulton.bsky.social
Alleged Comedian. “CHiPs” Enthusiast. Once I was a DJ at a Middle School dance.
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I’ll miss @marcmaron.bsky.social’s voice, but I hope his legacy of deep conversation and connection will continue. Listen to my conversation with Marc on the final episode of the WTF podcast.
Episode 1686 - Barack Obama — WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
For the final episode of WTF, Marc travels to Washington, DC for another conversation with the most significant guest in the show’s history. Former President Barack Obama welcomes Marc into his o...
www.wtfpod.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I’ll miss @marcmaron.bsky.social’s voice, but I hope his legacy of deep conversation and connection will continue. Listen to my conversation with Marc on the final episode of the WTF podcast.
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More than a decade ago, I sat down with @marcmaron.bsky.social in his garage to tape something new called a podcast. This time, he came to me to record his last episode.
We talked about the power of conviction, decency in an age of division, and the true story of America.
We talked about the power of conviction, decency in an age of division, and the true story of America.
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
More than a decade ago, I sat down with @marcmaron.bsky.social in his garage to tape something new called a podcast. This time, he came to me to record his last episode.
We talked about the power of conviction, decency in an age of division, and the true story of America.
We talked about the power of conviction, decency in an age of division, and the true story of America.
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LOL @ my dentist for thinking I had electric toothbrush money.
September 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
LOL @ my dentist for thinking I had electric toothbrush money.
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Any other lyrics— don’t even try chronic town murmur or reckoning btw— just form vowels and syllables, and mean it
September 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Any other lyrics— don’t even try chronic town murmur or reckoning btw— just form vowels and syllables, and mean it
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After decades of research, I have come to the conclusion that there is nothing… NOTHING in the world worse than someone watching you parallel park.
January 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
After decades of research, I have come to the conclusion that there is nothing… NOTHING in the world worse than someone watching you parallel park.
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He who writes this is a fucking nimrod.
February 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
He who writes this is a fucking nimrod.
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If media outlets don’t start mentioning “Real Genius” or “Top Secret!” soon, they will have me to deal with!
April 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
If media outlets don’t start mentioning “Real Genius” or “Top Secret!” soon, they will have me to deal with!
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The anti-trans movement is welfare for losers.
What a summary of the anti-trans movement:
March 23rd: female fencer competes in mixed-gender event, beating several male competitors, finishing 8th
March 30th: same fencer films herself telling trans competitor “I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man,” collects $5000
March 23rd: female fencer competes in mixed-gender event, beating several male competitors, finishing 8th
March 30th: same fencer films herself telling trans competitor “I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man,” collects $5000
April 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The anti-trans movement is welfare for losers.
These motherfuckers….
"Elon Musk’s team at the so-called Department of Government Efficiency has posted classified information about the size and staff of a U.S. intelligence agency on its new website, raising bigger concerns about where Musk’s programmers got this information and what they are doing with it."
Elon Musk’s DOGE Posts Classified Data On Its New Website
“People are scrambling” to see if their sensitive information has been accessed by Musk’s programmers, said one federal intelligence employee.
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February 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
These motherfuckers….
It’s 4:15, I’m home from work, and I’m about to go get dinner around 4:30 or 5:00. I’m like Spuds MacKenzie up in here.
February 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s 4:15, I’m home from work, and I’m about to go get dinner around 4:30 or 5:00. I’m like Spuds MacKenzie up in here.
2 more hours until a 3 day weekend. Tick Tock.
February 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
2 more hours until a 3 day weekend. Tick Tock.
“Wanna know what’s fly? Try these Ritz Veggie Chips.”
-Possibly the whitest thing I’ve ever said
-Possibly the whitest thing I’ve ever said
February 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Wanna know what’s fly? Try these Ritz Veggie Chips.”
-Possibly the whitest thing I’ve ever said
-Possibly the whitest thing I’ve ever said
My life can be summed up by the fact my phone autofills the words “Kajagoogoo” and “Belvedere”.
February 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My life can be summed up by the fact my phone autofills the words “Kajagoogoo” and “Belvedere”.
It’s okay. My wife doesn’t think I’m funny either.
February 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s okay. My wife doesn’t think I’m funny either.
If you're a professional bowler and your name is Robert, I think "Bobby Pins" would be a great nickname for you.
February 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If you're a professional bowler and your name is Robert, I think "Bobby Pins" would be a great nickname for you.
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You can't tell me what to do! You're not my debilitating anxiety!
January 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You can't tell me what to do! You're not my debilitating anxiety!
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My age is made apparent by the mug of pens on my desk.
February 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
My age is made apparent by the mug of pens on my desk.
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Be kind you fucking jerk.
February 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Be kind you fucking jerk.
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I laugh so hard when I fall that I also piss my pants.
February 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I laugh so hard when I fall that I also piss my pants.
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Happy Valentine's Day to all my seemingly very VERY reluctant admirers
February 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Happy Valentine's Day to all my seemingly very VERY reluctant admirers
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Has anyone tried unplugging me and plugging me back in?
February 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Has anyone tried unplugging me and plugging me back in?
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Sorry I'm your ideal man
February 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Sorry I'm your ideal man