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I would spit in a baby’s eye for a good pot roast.

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People who walk in the street when there’s a sidewalk. What the fuck is their problem?
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I did NOT just see a grown man in a diaper and onesie on my skyline. Actually, I did and just wish I hadn’t.
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Pour one out for the relationships that don't last after buying a couples' costume.
October 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
October 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
SKIMS is selling merkins.
a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus .
Alt: a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus .
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Currently ♥️
October 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I see these videos online of people causing trouble on flights and I just don’t want to ever fly again because I’ll want to punch a motherfucker in their gotdam throat if they get squirrelly. I don’t need to go to jail.
October 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Enjoying the cool evening💖
October 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you see this, post a concert pic you took.

The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Instead of reading books with my nephew, or taking him outside to play, his mom posts on Facebook all day. I can’t help but think he would be saying a lot more words if she worked with him instead of being all over social media. It angers me.
September 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Every year, on the National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk, I’m going to make a donation to Planned Parenthood.
September 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
10:03am is too early to be seeing hard core porn on the skyline.
September 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hello from Lady ♥️
September 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Going to start signing off my work emails with, “see you in Valhalla.”
September 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THIS is who should be getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom 💯
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A Twitter “friend” unfollowed me for not being sad about Charlie Kirk.

Note: I’m under no obligation to feel sorrow for the death of a man who didn’t feel much sorrow for the deaths of a lot of other people. It doesn’t mean I’m glad he’s dead.
September 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Excuse me Walmart?
September 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dinner is 7 different cheeses and a few slices of iberico jamon. Paper plate because I’m classy.
September 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Update: My sister said she’d go with me if the tickets don’t sell🙏♥️She doesn’t listen to this kind of music. She likes heavy metal😆
I have tix to see the flaming lips and modest mouse in a few weeks and no one to go with so I’m trying to sell them. 20 years ago I would’ve gone alone and had fun. Now I’m turning 50 and I’m an anxious mess.
August 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have tix to see the flaming lips and modest mouse in a few weeks and no one to go with so I’m trying to sell them. 20 years ago I would’ve gone alone and had fun. Now I’m turning 50 and I’m an anxious mess.
August 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just saw a selfie of a dude in a diaper on here. How very Twitter.
August 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ok. Wow. So I have a guy that buys content from me. He asked if he could share some of his. Boy did he share! I just saw a slew of amateur gay porn and a few hetero videos from different angles. It was interesting to say the least.
August 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pulled two chin hairs with my bare hands if you’re looking for a sexpot.
August 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
What movie have you seen an unhealthy number of times?🎬
August 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM