your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast

The complaint about the phrase “toxic masculinity” is a classic reversal of victim and offender: the moral emergency is not the sexist violence and degradation that women are complaining about, but the way that overhearing their complaints makes men feel.

a lot of people are going to place blame onto the anti-genocide movement, and spend their time scolding them. but this is how politics works. you can’t leave someone in the cold and then demand their fealty.

please lord i come to you humbly, let him arrest merrick garland

I can’t quite get it up for the whole “we need to listen to these people” thing that we did in 2016. I’m certainly not saying anyone is irredeemably evil or anything but I do believe there’s a moral crisis, a crisis of principles in this country

Imagine your own fucking outlet, the one you literally died working for, passive voicing your own murder.

Isreal tells Palestinians to flee to Egypt, then they bomb the crossing into Egypt - multiple times. Now they tell 1 million people they have 24 hours to evacuate the entire northern part of Gaza. They then bomb the main road south while people are fleeing. Three times.

great weekend for doja with massive geopolitical turmoil getting attention off the neo nazi reveal

Major vibe shifts afoot. This justifies buying a new notebook

i hate the internet so much i wish it could feel pain

using the condensation from my iced coffee to seal envelopes because i will not give the pervert who designed these things the satisfaction

We caught the zodiac killer in 2007 i guess? So, he went to a doctor bc hewas feeling depressed. He said, “I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. I feel constantly miserable. Please help me, doctor.”
the doctor suggested he go see a show, the new movie Zodiac by dir. David fincher. He said, but doctor,

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

clicking on obvious rickrolls because the song is a banger

big problem with reducing my white claw consumption is that it is just a superior seltzer