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I have 3 cats
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Must have rained. Streets are wet. A leg lamp illuminates a second storey window. Out in the bay a squid attacks a pirate ship. But the night clutches its secrets. This is Roku City.
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
As a Michigan fan, I just want to say, unequivocally, "lol."

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just want reporters to start openly laughing at him when he does this.
Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean

TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting

Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?

TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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turkey’s in the oven, table’s set

time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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For the record, I don't have a resting bitch face, I have a very active bitch face.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Relevant:
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Gross. He can't possibly be this bad. That's wild.
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What the hell does "bring down labor" mean...
Brooke Rollins: "What we inherited was an absolute economic mess ... Americans we believe will see real relief very, very soon."
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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JJ McCarthy drops back to pass
a man in a green shirt is carrying a pink bag
ALT: a man in a green shirt is carrying a pink bag
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
5 times? Prices are absolutely up but beef is certainly not up 5x. I could buy a package of steak from the grocery store for about $22 last year. It's definitely not over $110. This is why people don't take the news seriously.
Fox Business: "Remember, if you do want to do another protein like beef, the price is still up. It's about 5 times the price it was last year. So just keep that in mind. Turkey is probably your best bet. Just stick to the one."
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Idea: a Republican theme park. Attendees are berated for things like being clean cut, being a mom, or loving Jesus. For an extra fee, be physically accosted at by a barista with a septum piercing. Simulated Fox News studio where they can whine about their victimhood to a guy in a Hannity costume
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Feels pretty safe in assuming that any notice I get that says the "User Agreement" is changing just means I'm being informed that they're selling all my info. I mean, they always were, but now they have to tell me about it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@shimmersoft.bsky.social I should tell you I'm Cinimin's friend from Twitter. I'm so glad you guys met! Glad I found you over here
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"innocent victims" lol
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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why indeed
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Imagine me seductively stepping into my Sunday best.

Wrong. More dog hair.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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everything I know about the Nuzzi/RFK Jr affair I have learned against my will
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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She sued Roger Ailes for inappropriate comments and unwanted kisses. She's ok and justifying child rape. So, sexual advances for her are a no go and warrant a lawsuit but a child of 15 should just get over it? WTF!!

Look at the 15yr old & younger girls in your life and tell me you're ok with this.
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I think ESPN might be a bit out over their skis here. The *discounted* price of Disney+ with ESPN is $17 more than without ESPN. Without the discount, it's $23 extra. I'm not paying $17 to watch Monday Night Football.
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm one of those people with YTTV and he's right about one thing... I don't really care that much after they took away Around the Horn. I switched to PTI but it's not the same. There's other ways to watch MNF, so no great loss for me. They did this to themselves.
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM