Jack, like cousteau
@jaqdem.bsky.social
I don't care about your cats. But want to see all your dogs.
What the flying fuck is going on here?
Please any Trump supporters explain to me what he is talking about. And how this fixes your inflation?
Please any Trump supporters explain to me what he is talking about. And how this fixes your inflation?
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
What the flying fuck is going on here?
Please any Trump supporters explain to me what he is talking about. And how this fixes your inflation?
Please any Trump supporters explain to me what he is talking about. And how this fixes your inflation?
Honey, wake up, the girls are fighting
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Honey, wake up, the girls are fighting
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Incredible work from the president, collecting another $1 trillion from tariffs in less than 10 hours
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Incredible work from the president, collecting another $1 trillion from tariffs in less than 10 hours
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Here’s @rawstory.com picking up on our post about Fox News falling for a racist AI video about SNAP recipients… then trying to turn it into a story about AI videos: www.rawstory.com/snap-2674256...
Not journalism.
Not journalism.
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Here’s @rawstory.com picking up on our post about Fox News falling for a racist AI video about SNAP recipients… then trying to turn it into a story about AI videos: www.rawstory.com/snap-2674256...
Not journalism.
Not journalism.
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Trump on data centers: "I let them build their own electricity generating plants. So they're building their own electric. They're sort of becoming an electric producing company in addition to all of the other things that they're producing, including information."
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Trump on data centers: "I let them build their own electricity generating plants. So they're building their own electric. They're sort of becoming an electric producing company in addition to all of the other things that they're producing, including information."
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lol Grokipedia science articles are literally just word-for-word copies of Wikipedia
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
lol Grokipedia science articles are literally just word-for-word copies of Wikipedia
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Sorry I can't get over this but it's just so funny to say "The test starts off with giraffes and elephants but the questions get way harder than that"
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sorry I can't get over this but it's just so funny to say "The test starts off with giraffes and elephants but the questions get way harder than that"
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
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I‘m not saying we have a suspect, but… bsky.app/profile/carr...
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I‘m not saying we have a suspect, but… bsky.app/profile/carr...
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immigrant grocery store owner who voted for Trump to lower grocery prices and then got wrecked by tariffs. mfer you run a business called "Wong Kai Imports" what the hell did you think was gonna happen
"A beloved family-run grocery store in Florida may have to close its doors after 43 years because of tariffs." www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/ar...
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
immigrant grocery store owner who voted for Trump to lower grocery prices and then got wrecked by tariffs. mfer you run a business called "Wong Kai Imports" what the hell did you think was gonna happen
Not clear? Why can't the nyt just be honest for once. It's literally a law.
It is not clear that Mr. Trump’s image can be featured on a coin. An 1866 law enshrined a tradition that only deceased people could appear on U.S. currency to avoid the appearance that America was a monarchy. Trump admin is planning to do it anyway.
By Alan Rappeport
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/b...
By Alan Rappeport
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/b...
Treasury Plans to Mint $1 Commemorative Trump Coin
www.nytimes.com
October 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Not clear? Why can't the nyt just be honest for once. It's literally a law.
I'm actually quite disappointed in Bill Burr going to the Riyadh comedy festival.
September 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm actually quite disappointed in Bill Burr going to the Riyadh comedy festival.
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🚨 IMPORTANT THREAD 🚨
People are protesting the Broadview ICE facility tonight. This will likely be an extremely high-risk action. I caution you to consider your risk level before attending. I will not attend.
Attendance risks your safety, but also the safety of Broadview residents + detainees. 1/6
People are protesting the Broadview ICE facility tonight. This will likely be an extremely high-risk action. I caution you to consider your risk level before attending. I will not attend.
Attendance risks your safety, but also the safety of Broadview residents + detainees. 1/6
September 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
🚨 IMPORTANT THREAD 🚨
People are protesting the Broadview ICE facility tonight. This will likely be an extremely high-risk action. I caution you to consider your risk level before attending. I will not attend.
Attendance risks your safety, but also the safety of Broadview residents + detainees. 1/6
People are protesting the Broadview ICE facility tonight. This will likely be an extremely high-risk action. I caution you to consider your risk level before attending. I will not attend.
Attendance risks your safety, but also the safety of Broadview residents + detainees. 1/6
The Nobel committee should tell Trump that they will make a special category just for him if he quits. Give it a fancy title. Like the "Nobel prize for when you quit when you've won everything"
I don't know, he might do it
I don't know, he might do it
September 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The Nobel committee should tell Trump that they will make a special category just for him if he quits. Give it a fancy title. Like the "Nobel prize for when you quit when you've won everything"
I don't know, he might do it
I don't know, he might do it
40% of Americans are fucking morons
Reuters/Ipsos poll:
– 38% support Trump deploying the Nat'l Guard to DC. 46%opposed
– Among independents, it's just 28% in favor, 51% opposed
– Trump's approval remains at 40%.
www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...
– 38% support Trump deploying the Nat'l Guard to DC. 46%opposed
– Among independents, it's just 28% in favor, 51% opposed
– Trump's approval remains at 40%.
www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...
Just 38% of Americans support Trump's use of troops to police DC, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds
Few Americans outside President Donald Trump's Republican Party support his deployment of National Guard troops to police the streets of Washington, D.C., according to a new Reuters/Ipsos poll.
www.reuters.com
August 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
40% of Americans are fucking morons
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Experimental philosophy
August 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Experimental philosophy
Jack
Slightly diminish a band: Milk
Slightly diminish a band: The Mildly Appreciative Dying
August 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Jack
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Woman Convicted of Running Child Sex Ring Offered Limited Immunity by Man Accused of Participating in Same Child Sex Ring
July 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Woman Convicted of Running Child Sex Ring Offered Limited Immunity by Man Accused of Participating in Same Child Sex Ring
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We would very much like to play poker with that 13%
FOX POLL:
-80% following the Epstein case
-Only 13% say Trump has been “open & transparent”
-80% following the Epstein case
-Only 13% say Trump has been “open & transparent”
July 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We would very much like to play poker with that 13%
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After we shared that post about @axios.com saying Trump “crushed his first six months in historic ways”🤔
It came to our attention Axios is owned by Cox… which is currently looking for approval from the Trump regime to combine with Charter… 😬
It came to our attention Axios is owned by Cox… which is currently looking for approval from the Trump regime to combine with Charter… 😬
July 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
After we shared that post about @axios.com saying Trump “crushed his first six months in historic ways”🤔
It came to our attention Axios is owned by Cox… which is currently looking for approval from the Trump regime to combine with Charter… 😬
It came to our attention Axios is owned by Cox… which is currently looking for approval from the Trump regime to combine with Charter… 😬
I don't think @nytpitchbot.bsky.social could even think up something like this. This is beyond parody
The news that CBS had canceled “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” prompted plenty of speculation about the network’s motivations. But “the underlying point is clear”: late-night TV has lost its value, David Sims argues: https://theatln.tc/IOcxZNKr
July 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I don't think @nytpitchbot.bsky.social could even think up something like this. This is beyond parody