Jameson Alford
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I cook things. Comments and views do not represent my employer, etc.
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
Man these gas prices are suspiciously low…
January 4, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Man these gas prices are suspiciously low…
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and if you want to know... why Donald Trump is the president
It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.
It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
and if you want to know... why Donald Trump is the president
It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.
It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.
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December 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Appleton Estate. Good rum.
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Appleton Estate. Good rum.
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
Tonight’s risotto was made better by the fact that the Parm for it came from a $1.92 packet of “Parm rinds” that still had tons of usable cheese on them.
December 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Tonight’s risotto was made better by the fact that the Parm for it came from a $1.92 packet of “Parm rinds” that still had tons of usable cheese on them.
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He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂
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The Bridge Over the River Q
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Bridge Over the River Q
Youngest made some peppermint candy tonight and tear gassed the house.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Youngest made some peppermint candy tonight and tear gassed the house.
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Yoshinobu Yamamoto says he’s available for Game 8.
November 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Yoshinobu Yamamoto says he’s available for Game 8.
If there’s a Chicago version of something, chances are pretty good that I’m gonna like it.
November 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If there’s a Chicago version of something, chances are pretty good that I’m gonna like it.
Made some butterfingers from scratch based off of a YouTube video I saw the other day. This is dangerous knowledge.
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Made some butterfingers from scratch based off of a YouTube video I saw the other day. This is dangerous knowledge.
In the car tonight and my youngest reached up from the back seat. She scratched the nape of my neck then asks me “how does it feel to have your forehead scratched?” Like damn. What did I do to you?
October 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
In the car tonight and my youngest reached up from the back seat. She scratched the nape of my neck then asks me “how does it feel to have your forehead scratched?” Like damn. What did I do to you?
My question about this is: where did all the canceled food go? The food industry doesn’t really have the ability to turn on a dime and adjust production numbers in response to a major shift like this. So what happened to all the food?
One food bank in Virginia saw a 65% increase in visitors since last year, more than at the height of the pandemic.
“We thought it would come back down and it hasn’t,” the food bank’s chief philanthropy officer said. “It keeps growing.”
(Published Oct. 3)
“We thought it would come back down and it hasn’t,” the food bank’s chief philanthropy officer said. “It keeps growing.”
(Published Oct. 3)
Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived.
ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...
projects.propublica.org
October 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My question about this is: where did all the canceled food go? The food industry doesn’t really have the ability to turn on a dime and adjust production numbers in response to a major shift like this. So what happened to all the food?
Put some homemade grape jam on vanilla ice cream tonight. Fuckin slapped.
October 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Put some homemade grape jam on vanilla ice cream tonight. Fuckin slapped.
Alright, so
If you can't tell the difference between turkey and beef, stay out the kitchen.
Now is a great time to consider switching over to ground turkey. Unless you’re making burgers, you can’t tell the difference in 90% of recipes.
Half the cost and healthier for you.
Half the cost and healthier for you.
October 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Alright, so
While having to come into work at ass o’clock in the morning on a Sunday kinda sucks, having almost zero traffic is kinda nice.
October 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
While having to come into work at ass o’clock in the morning on a Sunday kinda sucks, having almost zero traffic is kinda nice.
So what even is the point of checking the box that says “install phone updates at night” if my phone(s) absolutely refuse to do it?
October 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
So what even is the point of checking the box that says “install phone updates at night” if my phone(s) absolutely refuse to do it?
Man I don’t know what’s in the water today but my commute in was some grade A bullshit.
October 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Man I don’t know what’s in the water today but my commute in was some grade A bullshit.
I like how there’s a loose sort of continuity of time here if you squint and use a little imagination.
www.penny-arcade.com/archive/remi...
www.penny-arcade.com/archive/remi...
Comic Remix - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
www.penny-arcade.com
October 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I like how there’s a loose sort of continuity of time here if you squint and use a little imagination.
www.penny-arcade.com/archive/remi...
www.penny-arcade.com/archive/remi...
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PSA- tomorrow, October 1, your mitochondria will transition to frighticondria and become the haunted house of the cell
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
PSA- tomorrow, October 1, your mitochondria will transition to frighticondria and become the haunted house of the cell