Devin 👸🏾
@devinthedudette.bsky.social
Beginner yapper.
Probably planning my next nap.
#GirlMom 🧩
Probably planning my next nap.
#GirlMom 🧩
A bald man just walked into the barbershop…
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December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A bald man just walked into the barbershop…
I’m getting off of here for a while. I’ll be back in the Spring. Like a flower 🌺🩷
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m getting off of here for a while. I’ll be back in the Spring. Like a flower 🌺🩷
Drinking hot chocolate and eating cinnamon roll oatmeal
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December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Drinking hot chocolate and eating cinnamon roll oatmeal
Me, this morning already running an hour behind:
Let me take a hr nap before work.
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Me, this morning already running an hour behind:
It’s not depression but this seasonal slump I have going on is annoying. I should be hibernating.
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s not depression but this seasonal slump I have going on is annoying. I should be hibernating.
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Affirmation: I release anything that isn’t for me ✨
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Affirmation: I release anything that isn’t for me ✨
I just found and removed my first grey coochie hair. One day my shit gunna look like Betty White
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December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I just found and removed my first grey coochie hair. One day my shit gunna look like Betty White
I shouldn’t be nervous about what he’s going to have on when I see him but I would like him to be open to my suggestions as well.
Ladies, do you prefer to dress your significant other because you don’t trust them to dress themselves?
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I shouldn’t be nervous about what he’s going to have on when I see him but I would like him to be open to my suggestions as well.
Gah damn. If I don’t choose an app .5 seconds after turning on my tv Amazon is gunna force me to watch whatever sportsball they’re streaming at the moment.
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Gah damn. If I don’t choose an app .5 seconds after turning on my tv Amazon is gunna force me to watch whatever sportsball they’re streaming at the moment.
I think whenever I’m in the market to get a new car I’m going to lease. I want to be able to switch things up every couple of years and now that I’m back in a metropolitan city I can keep up with the mileage easier.
December 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I think whenever I’m in the market to get a new car I’m going to lease. I want to be able to switch things up every couple of years and now that I’m back in a metropolitan city I can keep up with the mileage easier.
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I really don’t pop my shit like I could. The world should be grateful.
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I really don’t pop my shit like I could. The world should be grateful.
This feels… broad, but currently I’m trying to finish furnishing/decorating my crib.
What’s your one thing you’ll blow money on?
Me? WIGS
Me? WIGS
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This feels… broad, but currently I’m trying to finish furnishing/decorating my crib.
Except I get too excited for rest that I actually can’t settle and fall asleep at a decent hour 🫠
Babies Adults 30 & Up
🤝🏾
Forced to not nap during the day so that you actually fall asleep at night
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Forced to not nap during the day so that you actually fall asleep at night
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Except I get too excited for rest that I actually can’t settle and fall asleep at a decent hour 🫠
I don’t discuss funds online to keep the brokies away but and I also keeping the richies out of sight?!
December 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I don’t discuss funds online to keep the brokies away but and I also keeping the richies out of sight?!
The amount of times I hit my head throughout the week is embarrassing. I have a small ass head and it should be 0.
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The amount of times I hit my head throughout the week is embarrassing. I have a small ass head and it should be 0.
I don’t mind either
December 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I don’t mind either
I need to see Wicked for Good but I know it’s gunna piss me off so I been holding off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I need to see Wicked for Good but I know it’s gunna piss me off so I been holding off.
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Work is stupid. Come get me.
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Work is stupid. Come get me.
Coming back to this because image a black or brown person going to national television to say some shit like this…
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Coming back to this because image a black or brown person going to national television to say some shit like this…
Got hands and don’t fight fair.
Depression is a raggedy bitch. That bitch got hands though. So you can’t beat yourself up when it’s whooping you too.
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Got hands and don’t fight fair.
The venn diagram of these men and the men who claim childbirth can’t be ‘that bad’ cause women have been doing it for millions of years is a circle.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The venn diagram of these men and the men who claim childbirth can’t be ‘that bad’ cause women have been doing it for millions of years is a circle.