Devin 👸🏾
@devinthedudette.bsky.social
Beginner yapper.
Probably planning my next nap.
#GirlMom 🧩
Probably planning my next nap.
#GirlMom 🧩
Do you make your step daddy a plate of hot dogs first and make the kids wait for the ribs to finish?
...but what if your mother-in-law needs a ride in the front seat to the cookout she wasn't invited to?
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Do you make your step daddy a plate of hot dogs first and make the kids wait for the ribs to finish?
All my alarms left me for dead this morning.
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
All my alarms left me for dead this morning.
No one said to throw your discernment away. Just do it in the Trader Joe’s that not by the house.. lol
I can pick up another man and slam him in our shopping cart but later you gon be mad at me cause we can't go to that Trader Joe's anymore.
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
No one said to throw your discernment away. Just do it in the Trader Joe’s that not by the house.. lol
This is gorgeous 😍😍🥹
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This is gorgeous 😍😍🥹
Might be turning this 3-day weekend into 4.
a woman in a red dress is singing into a microphone while dancing on stage .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is singing into a microphone while dancing on stage .
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February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Might be turning this 3-day weekend into 4.
Oooo baby, I’m from the land of Candy Man, I did NOT play that shit 😂
Did you ever say Bloody Mary in the mirror? I NEVER have and won't 😭 way too scary for me
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Oooo baby, I’m from the land of Candy Man, I did NOT play that shit 😂
The birds was in the comments talking about “I mean, you only meet the love of your life once, you don’t know the baby yet” 😂😂
Speaking of twittertheticals remember that lady that said if there was a fire and she could only save her children or her husband she would pick the husband because they could make more kids
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The birds was in the comments talking about “I mean, you only meet the love of your life once, you don’t know the baby yet” 😂😂
About to walk and get a burger and a slice of chocolate cake 😊
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
About to walk and get a burger and a slice of chocolate cake 😊
The kindergartener has the reading comprehension of a 2nd grader and reads 3rd/4th grade words with EASE.
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The kindergartener has the reading comprehension of a 2nd grader and reads 3rd/4th grade words with EASE.
You should accept. Show up dressed like an exterminator and spray his ass down with RAID.
A man, who does not know me personally, DM’d me on FB to say that he can tell I’m not truly happy & essentially wants to take me out.
Whole time, I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. Literally.
Whole time, I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. Literally.
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You should accept. Show up dressed like an exterminator and spray his ass down with RAID.
Bout to finish Wonder Man at work cause I ain’t got shit else to do.
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Bout to finish Wonder Man at work cause I ain’t got shit else to do.
Seattle went to the locker room and remembered why they were invited to the section lol
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Seattle went to the locker room and remembered why they were invited to the section lol
Cardi better be putting her in-ears in 😂
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Cardi better be putting her in-ears in 😂
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I did sing :( then it said Coinbase and I got v v angry
What the fuck was that?????
Nigga I thought it was a commercial for karaoke????
Nigga I thought it was a commercial for karaoke????
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I did sing :( then it said Coinbase and I got v v angry
So far coinbase has the best commercial of the night. Imma slut for karaoke.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
So far coinbase has the best commercial of the night. Imma slut for karaoke.
They absolutely did..
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
They absolutely did..
Both of these teams are choking
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Both of these teams are choking
They couldn’t wait. We been too happy ignoring their shenanigans. They had to get the people going!
They really up the racism during black history month.
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
They couldn’t wait. We been too happy ignoring their shenanigans. They had to get the people going!
Hell nah, you’re whimsy. Never change.
Ive got to stop just doing shit for the plot. 😭
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Hell nah, you’re whimsy. Never change.
I stopped home to bring my sister some lunch and now my bed is calling to me like the green goblin mask.
February 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I stopped home to bring my sister some lunch and now my bed is calling to me like the green goblin mask.
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Every. Single. Lifetime.
Happy Black History Month 🖤✊🏾
Happy Black History Month 🖤✊🏾
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Every. Single. Lifetime.
Happy Black History Month 🖤✊🏾
Happy Black History Month 🖤✊🏾
I will be leaving the office early as hell today
a man in a suit and tie is making a face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face .
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February 6, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I will be leaving the office early as hell today