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James Hope Howard
@jameshopehoward.bsky.social
Director, Pahkisimon Nuyeʔáh Library System. Five-time Virtua Fighter champion of Winnipeg. Duties as assigned. He/him. See also THUNDERBOLT HOPE, thunderbolthope.ca
What a time to be alive
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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[nods sagely] Avril Lavigne clone
The only conspiracy theory I've ever believed in trending towards being true is making me feel like I'm going crazy
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m filing this in my head as the spiritual B-side to Sun Darts
youtu.be/6QcRmJeIV-I?...
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Holy smokes
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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lol why put it this way
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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That’s the second-worst blown lead by a blue team in Canada this year.
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Well, there’s always next year
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Here we were worried about a Drake curse and Toronto’s downfall ended up being a Bieber
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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time for a world series walkoff hbp
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
let’s go wild pitch [clap, clap, clap-clap-clap]
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I hope Ohtani didn’t have a lot of money riding on this game
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
YEAH SCRAP ‘EM
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Startin’ to worry that the Blue Bombers aren’t going to win this one, but even in defeat nothing can take away from the team’s biggest accomplishment this season, which was starring in a three-week arc of the comic strip Crankshaft
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Oh that's what's going on
October's Very Own is back at the #WorldSeries

Drake pulled up for Game 6 in Toronto 🦉
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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what stage of capitalism is this
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Remember all the series previews telling us that the Blue Jays' main ticket to success would be to get to the Dodgers' bullpen? Now, they probably hadn't meant all in one game, granted, but
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
"We've had a little bit of everything, this ballgame. Of course, we've played two ballgames."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The Dodgers’ organist just snuck Powerline’s I2I into the bottom of the sixteenth inning of a World Series game, almost exactly two hours later, which is fair
The Dodgers’ organist just snuck Powerline’s I2I into the bottom of the tenth inning of a World Series game, as you do, obviously
Baseball organists like, "Let's do the Star Wars theme... Ready or Not by the Fugees... Seven Nation Army... some kind of sea chanty... bit of Bohemian Rhapsody... the first six notes of Sledgehammer... Star Wars theme again"
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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b̶̗̠̤̙̺̰̙͇͆̀̒̍̀̂́̕ả̶̡̛̛̛̛͎͔̟̯̤͑̈͐̌̈́̄̓͆̓͛̎͌͛͋͑̆̇̄͐͋̋͊̓̋̊͐̍͗̓͒̆̊̓̂͆̀̾̇̑̈́́͊̾̚͘͘̚̕͝͝͠s̷̢̢̢̧̡̝͖̮͉̰̯̫̮̪̳̲͕̯̟͉̮͚̙͚͓͕̫̣̦͔͓̺̫̻̤̲͆͒̾͂͌̐̑͊̈́͒͛̆̊̍̌͛̇̇̍̾͗̎͐͑̆͒̓̀́̏͊̓̈́͋̓̐͂͘͜͝͝͠͝͝e̴̡̡̡̘̲̺̥͎̥̭͙̲̪̱͔̞͔̠͖̞̞̦̱͉̤̭̼̗͖̥͕͕͙̦̹̠͙͓̤̰͎̼̱̪̹͉̱̞͉̯̠̜͎͙̗͖̣͒̊̒̌͒͗̓̀͗͒͐̽̈̔̑̆͑͑̆̀̀̒̉̿̕̕͜͜͜ͅͅb̷̧̡̪̺̯̱͍͚̻͕̗̬͓̞̈́̈́̽̋̑̈́͒̓́̒̓̇̀̾̕͝a̶̧̢̦͕̗͔͓͙̦̜̬̯̟͉̪̱̮̲͍̻̹͓͍̪̦̥͎̩̫͉͈͙̰̹̞̯̭͔̩̹͛̅͗̑̂̋̍͌͒́̈̆̚͜ͅͅḻ̵̢̢̧̢̨̧̟̗̖̰͇̦̺͕̫̖͈͎͈̪̺̗͚̖̱͎̞͚̥͇̺̱̜͛̃̀̂̾̆̈͝ͅļ̴̧̨̬͔̱͎̳̬͉̘̝̻̹͔͓͍͈̙̣̳̝̗͙͉̬̭̦̗̥̜̠̘̯̯͖̜̠̦̱̰̱̮̤̣̥̼̯̞̉
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM