James
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James
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Biden pardoned his son after all. So much for keeping his word.
December 2, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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rewatching the shinsekai yori anime adaptation which i kind of remember almost nothing about except molerat people

yeah this shit slaps
December 2, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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I am sick of the powerful having unjustified pardoneds wile the rest of us get the oppression of the law. A law for us not them. End president pardoned power. If we have to fight the law so should they. I think our claimed justice system is unjust.
December 2, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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The criminal unjustly pardoned claims it wrong to pardoned. What nonsense.
December 2, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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The fun in funeral comes from at least one attendee yelling IS IT CAKE
December 2, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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Sometimes you just wanna...
December 3, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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History has proven me correct
A potential partner must have the correct level of enthusiasm about the Muppets. Too little and their hearts are devoid of joy. Too much and they are into an extreme kink so disgusting only a theatre kid could imagine it.
December 3, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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“I studied the blade” level cringe
This is how every edgelord imagines himself—and Elon's ChudGPT is all too willing to play along and immerse its subscribers in their fantasies.
December 3, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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Last winter you put a little pillow on top of the radiator for me. Last year you loved me more I guess, that’s ok it’s totally fine. I’m fine
December 3, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Sometimes the holidays bring you together with people you haven’t really spoken with in years.
November 30, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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☀️ Have a great weekend! 🏺🧪

Even when you're stuffed... there's always room for gecko.
November 30, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
November 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Trump has made it ABSURDLY easy to buy influence. Here's a guy under SEC investigation who just happened to buy $30 million of Trump's new crypto token
November 30, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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CO-FUCKING-SIGNED

The 12 days of Christmas END WITH EPIPHANY and that is the pettiest but most passionate hill I will die on.

(Also, the wise men DO NOT GET PUT IN THE MANGER, they go on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM and you MOVE THEM EVERY DAY)
As we approach the holiday season, could I please remind everyone (and especially whatever corporate/marketing/giant parody accounts that have come over here) that the “Twelve Days of Christmas” begin ON CHRISTMAS DAY and not on December 1st. Please and thank you. #Christmas #TwelveDaysOfChristmas
November 30, 2024 at 12:02 PM
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Ok, my MacBook Pro is six years old and the battery sucks.

Do I:

1. Buy a new one now for $250-$300 off

2. Wait until next year when they might have a touch screen

3. Buy a different type of laptop

4. Buy nothing

Depending on the moment I’m at 1 or 2/4.
November 29, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Hearing that Aleppo is shortly expected to fall. Complete collapse of Russian and Assad forces. Some of the rebels are already on the way to Damascus.

Astonishing this all came out of nowhere. Slowly, slowly then all at once.
November 30, 2024 at 10:29 AM
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Good morning, internet 🌞
November 30, 2024 at 1:23 PM