Andreas Kjeldsen
@andreaskjeldsen.bsky.social
Translator & subtitler (EN/DE to DA). Gamedev @VerySRSgames.com. Federalist. Citoyen-traducteur. Lapsed medievalist. #FailedIntellectual.
“It was stated at the outset, that this system would not be here, and at once, perfected.“
“It was stated at the outset, that this system would not be here, and at once, perfected.“
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For fuck’s sake.
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 PM
For fuck’s sake.
Truly a coalition of the willing (to pay a billion dollars for influence)
lmfao this is who is on his board of peace right now btw
total flop
total flop
January 23, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Truly a coalition of the willing (to pay a billion dollars for influence)
I feel like it should be a bigger story than it is that the President of the United States is essentially building up several billion-dollar slush funds controlled by him personally.
The charter for President Trump's “Board of Peace” would establish him as its chairman and asks countries to pay more than $1 billion for permanent membership. Critics reacted furiously, saying it could undermine the United Nations. Here's what to know. nyti.ms/4pNJjXw
Gaza’s Board of Peace: What to Know
Numerous countries say they have been invited to join President Trump’s newly minted organization, which critics say could undermine the United Nations.
nyti.ms
January 22, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I feel like it should be a bigger story than it is that the President of the United States is essentially building up several billion-dollar slush funds controlled by him personally.
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Why the hell does everything have to happen at once?
January 22, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Why the hell does everything have to happen at once?
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Attn news commentators: Trump saying he could use force to obtain Greenland but won’t is not Trump saying he won’t use force to obtain Greenland. It is Trump using force as a threat to obtain Greenland. That is why he mentions it.
January 21, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Attn news commentators: Trump saying he could use force to obtain Greenland but won’t is not Trump saying he won’t use force to obtain Greenland. It is Trump using force as a threat to obtain Greenland. That is why he mentions it.
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If I walk up to you with hammer and say “I could break your knees if you don’t give me $20 but I won’t,” would you feel relieved that I’d ruled out breaking your knees?
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 PM
If I walk up to you with hammer and say “I could break your knees if you don’t give me $20 but I won’t,” would you feel relieved that I’d ruled out breaking your knees?
It is objectively very funny to think about Mark Rutte and the rest of the “world elite” losers having to sit in an overfilled room and listen reverently to that garbled nonsense. #Davos
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
It is objectively very funny to think about Mark Rutte and the rest of the “world elite” losers having to sit in an overfilled room and listen reverently to that garbled nonsense. #Davos
Folks, in this time of #monsters it’s more important than ever to focus on the most key element of praxis: Yelling at the people on the other side of the Atlantic about how *their* fears and concerns are much less valid than *your* fears and concerns and they need to respect that. >:|
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Folks, in this time of #monsters it’s more important than ever to focus on the most key element of praxis: Yelling at the people on the other side of the Atlantic about how *their* fears and concerns are much less valid than *your* fears and concerns and they need to respect that. >:|
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To sum up, the Mad Emperor wanted the Nobel Prize, so the Nobel Ctte gave it to a far right politician to appease him, which didn’t work at all, so now the politician will give him the Prize hoping he’ll make her President of Venezuela, which he won’t. Absolute Moliere-levels of farcical comedy. 🙃
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
To sum up, the Mad Emperor wanted the Nobel Prize, so the Nobel Ctte gave it to a far right politician to appease him, which didn’t work at all, so now the politician will give him the Prize hoping he’ll make her President of Venezuela, which he won’t. Absolute Moliere-levels of farcical comedy. 🙃
I don’t think it’s accurate to view these as tripwire forces exactly (what would they trigger that’s not already there?), but rather something the DA and GL foreign ministers could point to at today’s meeting and say, “See how much we’re already doing to defend Greenland?” #Greenland
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I don’t think it’s accurate to view these as tripwire forces exactly (what would they trigger that’s not already there?), but rather something the DA and GL foreign ministers could point to at today’s meeting and say, “See how much we’re already doing to defend Greenland?” #Greenland
Quick reminder that the path to Starfleet Academy goes through an enormously destructive and traumatising World War 3 caused by a bunch of authoritarian assholes who are convinced they’re better than everyone else.
(And also, you know, benevolent space aliens.)
(And also, you know, benevolent space aliens.)
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Quick reminder that the path to Starfleet Academy goes through an enormously destructive and traumatising World War 3 caused by a bunch of authoritarian assholes who are convinced they’re better than everyone else.
(And also, you know, benevolent space aliens.)
(And also, you know, benevolent space aliens.)
Happy Revolutionary Cat Day to everyone who celebrates. (Celebrating is mandatory.)
Today is Quintidi the 25th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate cats.#JacobinDay
More information on cats
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate cats.#JacobinDay
More information on cats
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Happy Revolutionary Cat Day to everyone who celebrates. (Celebrating is mandatory.)
Seems fine. Very clean on OPSEC.
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Seems fine. Very clean on OPSEC.
To sum up, the Mad Emperor wanted the Nobel Prize, so the Nobel Ctte gave it to a far right politician to appease him, which didn’t work at all, so now the politician will give him the Prize hoping he’ll make her President of Venezuela, which he won’t. Absolute Moliere-levels of farcical comedy. 🙃
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
To sum up, the Mad Emperor wanted the Nobel Prize, so the Nobel Ctte gave it to a far right politician to appease him, which didn’t work at all, so now the politician will give him the Prize hoping he’ll make her President of Venezuela, which he won’t. Absolute Moliere-levels of farcical comedy. 🙃
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Recorded before he evolved his far-right microblogging site into a non-consensual porn generator. But he’s just the hook and this is a much broader conversation with the brilliant @bvlsingler.bsky.social about genAI in education and society.
This is a very interesting conversation indeed, ranging widely beyond Musk.
@alexvont.bsky.social and Beth Singler.
open.spotify.com/episode/6vHS...
@alexvont.bsky.social and Beth Singler.
open.spotify.com/episode/6vHS...
What will Elon Musk ruin next?
open.spotify.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Recorded before he evolved his far-right microblogging site into a non-consensual porn generator. But he’s just the hook and this is a much broader conversation with the brilliant @bvlsingler.bsky.social about genAI in education and society.
If the Venezuelan oil is too thick to be economically viable, can’t they just give it some aspirin to make it nice and thin? 🙃
January 3, 2026 at 10:04 AM
If the Venezuelan oil is too thick to be economically viable, can’t they just give it some aspirin to make it nice and thin? 🙃
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why doesn’t anyone care about doing things well anymore
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
why doesn’t anyone care about doing things well anymore
Folks, I’m delighted to announce my new home security startup C̴̣̳̓T̴̤̩͑́̚H̵̳̰̼͛̀͠Ŭ̶̬̤͓̎͘L̸̫̬̰̅̋͛H̵͇̐̕Ù̷̠̜̼̔F̵̛̫̞̋̿T̸̛̠̙̗̀͘Å̵͖͈̖̇G̵͙̽̔͜H̶̬̤̰́̀Ṉ̷̙̾̃͜!
Fair warning, our initiation… I mean, *user onboarding process* is a bit unusual, but once complete you have our personal guarantee that no-one will dare to enter your abode ever again.
(Some terms and conditions apply.)
Fair warning, our initiation… I mean, *user onboarding process* is a bit unusual, but once complete you have our personal guarantee that no-one will dare to enter your abode ever again.
(Some terms and conditions apply.)
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Folks, I’m delighted to announce my new home security startup C̴̣̳̓T̴̤̩͑́̚H̵̳̰̼͛̀͠Ŭ̶̬̤͓̎͘L̸̫̬̰̅̋͛H̵͇̐̕Ù̷̠̜̼̔F̵̛̫̞̋̿T̸̛̠̙̗̀͘Å̵͖͈̖̇G̵͙̽̔͜H̶̬̤̰́̀Ṉ̷̙̾̃͜!
Fair warning, our initiation… I mean, *user onboarding process* is a bit unusual, but once complete you have our personal guarantee that no-one will dare to enter your abode ever again.
(Some terms and conditions apply.)
Fair warning, our initiation… I mean, *user onboarding process* is a bit unusual, but once complete you have our personal guarantee that no-one will dare to enter your abode ever again.
(Some terms and conditions apply.)
Well, time for the annual Christmas tradition of watching #Chronopost and #DPD fuck up my #Amazon deliveries. Of 4 parcels ordered 12 days ago:
1 delivered OK 👍
1 delivered half destroyed 💥
1 stuck in Roissy since Saturday ✈️
1 stuck in Hinckley since Monday 📦
Great stuff. Quality operations. 🙃
1 delivered OK 👍
1 delivered half destroyed 💥
1 stuck in Roissy since Saturday ✈️
1 stuck in Hinckley since Monday 📦
Great stuff. Quality operations. 🙃
December 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Well, time for the annual Christmas tradition of watching #Chronopost and #DPD fuck up my #Amazon deliveries. Of 4 parcels ordered 12 days ago:
1 delivered OK 👍
1 delivered half destroyed 💥
1 stuck in Roissy since Saturday ✈️
1 stuck in Hinckley since Monday 📦
Great stuff. Quality operations. 🙃
1 delivered OK 👍
1 delivered half destroyed 💥
1 stuck in Roissy since Saturday ✈️
1 stuck in Hinckley since Monday 📦
Great stuff. Quality operations. 🙃
So it’s going to be, what, the “Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts”?
Seems a bit premature, but okay.
Seems a bit premature, but okay.
Scenes from a personalist regime:
The Kennedy Center will be renamed the Trump-Kennedy Center based on a recommendation by the Trump appointed board.
The Kennedy Center will be renamed the Trump-Kennedy Center based on a recommendation by the Trump appointed board.
lol. lmao even
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So it’s going to be, what, the “Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts”?
Seems a bit premature, but okay.
Seems a bit premature, but okay.
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Honestly I have thought about this quote from @mikeduncan.bsky.social for years relating to this point.
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Honestly I have thought about this quote from @mikeduncan.bsky.social for years relating to this point.
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The fact that we have super wealthy and extremely stupid people trying to set themselves up as new nobles has made historical nobility, which I only know from books, far more real to me. These people were not smart, they did not rule well, and rigid hierarchies of domination are very bad.
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The fact that we have super wealthy and extremely stupid people trying to set themselves up as new nobles has made historical nobility, which I only know from books, far more real to me. These people were not smart, they did not rule well, and rigid hierarchies of domination are very bad.
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The headline, the main takeaway from a European viewpoint is this:
The transatlantic relationship as we know it is over. Yes, we kinda knew this. But this is now official US White House policy. Not a sppech, not a statement. The West as it used to be no longer exists.
The transatlantic relationship as we know it is over. Yes, we kinda knew this. But this is now official US White House policy. Not a sppech, not a statement. The West as it used to be no longer exists.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The headline, the main takeaway from a European viewpoint is this:
The transatlantic relationship as we know it is over. Yes, we kinda knew this. But this is now official US White House policy. Not a sppech, not a statement. The West as it used to be no longer exists.
The transatlantic relationship as we know it is over. Yes, we kinda knew this. But this is now official US White House policy. Not a sppech, not a statement. The West as it used to be no longer exists.
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Worth remembering that the Joe Rogans of the world don’t think they’re engaged in politics. That’s part of their success and something for political types to remember when engaging with them and their audiences.
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Worth remembering that the Joe Rogans of the world don’t think they’re engaged in politics. That’s part of their success and something for political types to remember when engaging with them and their audiences.