James Tarn
@jamesbtarn.bsky.social
Dungeon Master, computer guy, all round nerd.
Personal account, all views my own.
28, he/him, Liverpool
Personal account, all views my own.
28, he/him, Liverpool
My Chemical Romance implies the existence of My Biological Romance, My Radiological Romance, and My Nuclear Romance.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My Chemical Romance implies the existence of My Biological Romance, My Radiological Romance, and My Nuclear Romance.
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We should stop the boats because it's dangerous, and we should stop the scapegoating of immigrants because it's wrong and cruel.
Controlled migration is good for the country, helps build our economy and diversity strengthens our communities. (1/6) 🧵
Controlled migration is good for the country, helps build our economy and diversity strengthens our communities. (1/6) 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
We should stop the boats because it's dangerous, and we should stop the scapegoating of immigrants because it's wrong and cruel.
Controlled migration is good for the country, helps build our economy and diversity strengthens our communities. (1/6) 🧵
Controlled migration is good for the country, helps build our economy and diversity strengthens our communities. (1/6) 🧵
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
Fucking incredible.
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Fucking incredible.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is probably the first time in American history a sitting governor has used that particular -- and particularly apt -- phrase in a public speech
If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is probably the first time in American history a sitting governor has used that particular -- and particularly apt -- phrase in a public speech
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Listen to our ooky spooky Halloween Special now, at the link below or wherever you get your podcasts! Youtube upload to come tomorrow.
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-wwjkj...
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-wwjkj...
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Listen to our ooky spooky Halloween Special now, at the link below or wherever you get your podcasts! Youtube upload to come tomorrow.
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-wwjkj...
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-wwjkj...
I think every time there's a news story about someone being "arrested for tweeting" they should be forced to show readers the tweets that got them arrested
October 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think every time there's a news story about someone being "arrested for tweeting" they should be forced to show readers the tweets that got them arrested
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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “Oh! I’m in a Dungeons & Dragons group, too. But we’re doing an official, prewritten adventure.”
[FRASIER SCOFFS]
FRASIER: “Prewritten! The storyteller’s crutch.”
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “I’m the storyteller.”
FRASIER: “… And what is a crutch if not a timeless and wonderful invention?”
[FRASIER SCOFFS]
FRASIER: “Prewritten! The storyteller’s crutch.”
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “I’m the storyteller.”
FRASIER: “… And what is a crutch if not a timeless and wonderful invention?”
October 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “Oh! I’m in a Dungeons & Dragons group, too. But we’re doing an official, prewritten adventure.”
[FRASIER SCOFFS]
FRASIER: “Prewritten! The storyteller’s crutch.”
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “I’m the storyteller.”
FRASIER: “… And what is a crutch if not a timeless and wonderful invention?”
[FRASIER SCOFFS]
FRASIER: “Prewritten! The storyteller’s crutch.”
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “I’m the storyteller.”
FRASIER: “… And what is a crutch if not a timeless and wonderful invention?”
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UK: Liz Truss hahaha
France: tiens mon Kronenbourg 1664
France: tiens mon Kronenbourg 1664
October 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
UK: Liz Truss hahaha
France: tiens mon Kronenbourg 1664
France: tiens mon Kronenbourg 1664
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The United States drawn entirely from memory
September 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The United States drawn entirely from memory
West
Berkshire
Berkshire
West
Yorkshire
Yorkshire
Pyramids
Mummies
Mummies
September 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
West
Berkshire
Berkshire
Probably Meat Loaf or Queen.
September 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Probably Meat Loaf or Queen.
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Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan
September 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan
Slightly diminish a book
At The Hills Of Mild Distress
At The Hills Of Mild Distress
Slightly diminish a book
1983
1983
Slightly diminish a book
The Landlord of the Rings
The Landlord of the Rings
September 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Slightly diminish a book
At The Hills Of Mild Distress
At The Hills Of Mild Distress
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A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
September 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
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it’s funny but find it a little bit hard to care about the hypnosis thing in a serious way given who is leading the others parties. starmer is locking up pensioners for holding up pieces of cardboard! the position on palestine more broadly has been dreadful! the PIP cuts! trans rights!
September 2, 2025 at 10:37 AM
it’s funny but find it a little bit hard to care about the hypnosis thing in a serious way given who is leading the others parties. starmer is locking up pensioners for holding up pieces of cardboard! the position on palestine more broadly has been dreadful! the PIP cuts! trans rights!
How I captain a Starship
August 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
How I captain a Starship
Either Ringo Starr or Michael Angelis.
If someone was narrating your life, which actor's voice would you want it to be ?
August 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Either Ringo Starr or Michael Angelis.
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When a British actor dies:
British media obits: "Critics still consider his 1992 performance of 'Hamlet' at the RST an unmatched stunning tour-de-force"
Same actor, US obits: "Best known as the villainous General Mogg in 'SpaceGoobers'"
British media obits: "Critics still consider his 1992 performance of 'Hamlet' at the RST an unmatched stunning tour-de-force"
Same actor, US obits: "Best known as the villainous General Mogg in 'SpaceGoobers'"
August 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
When a British actor dies:
British media obits: "Critics still consider his 1992 performance of 'Hamlet' at the RST an unmatched stunning tour-de-force"
Same actor, US obits: "Best known as the villainous General Mogg in 'SpaceGoobers'"
British media obits: "Critics still consider his 1992 performance of 'Hamlet' at the RST an unmatched stunning tour-de-force"
Same actor, US obits: "Best known as the villainous General Mogg in 'SpaceGoobers'"
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
August 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
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@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
August 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
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I wrote to M&S about the stupid lingerie department story - confirms nobody offered a bra fitting to a teenage girl. The Telegraph and JK can (always) do one.
August 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I wrote to M&S about the stupid lingerie department story - confirms nobody offered a bra fitting to a teenage girl. The Telegraph and JK can (always) do one.
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The Transformers: The Movie was released 39 years ago today.
"The Autobots must stop a colossal planet consuming robot who goes after the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. At the same time, they must defend themselves against an all-out attack from the Decepticons."
"The Autobots must stop a colossal planet consuming robot who goes after the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. At the same time, they must defend themselves against an all-out attack from the Decepticons."
August 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The Transformers: The Movie was released 39 years ago today.
"The Autobots must stop a colossal planet consuming robot who goes after the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. At the same time, they must defend themselves against an all-out attack from the Decepticons."
"The Autobots must stop a colossal planet consuming robot who goes after the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. At the same time, they must defend themselves against an all-out attack from the Decepticons."
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A normal cat doing normal things.
August 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
A normal cat doing normal things.