James Hesky
@james-hesky.bsky.social
Retired mediocre comedian. Senior Vice President of Advertising for Antifa. Genetically weak shoulders.
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James Hesky
@james-hesky.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Hi, new followers! I'm a breed of dog with the physically distinctive features of a wrinkly, short-muzzled face, and curled tail. An ancient breed, with roots dating back to 400 B.C.
Hope you like my posts!
Hope you like my posts!
I get all my thinkpieces from the Kato Kaelin Institute.
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I get all my thinkpieces from the Kato Kaelin Institute.
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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I know everyone is looking forward to his father's passing, but I'm positive that when the failson-in-chief goes it's going to be in some spectacularly hilarious way.
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I know everyone is looking forward to his father's passing, but I'm positive that when the failson-in-chief goes it's going to be in some spectacularly hilarious way.
Trump is just gonna bring in weirder and weirder looking people so everyone stops talking about how he looks like he's at death's door.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Trump is just gonna bring in weirder and weirder looking people so everyone stops talking about how he looks like he's at death's door.
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One of the biggest drivers of high housing costs is that a small, highly motivated group of incumbent homeowners block new housing in their neighborhoods and almost no one is organized to push back.
Young people bear the brunt of that imbalance.
Be a housing fan.
Young people bear the brunt of that imbalance.
Be a housing fan.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
One of the biggest drivers of high housing costs is that a small, highly motivated group of incumbent homeowners block new housing in their neighborhoods and almost no one is organized to push back.
Young people bear the brunt of that imbalance.
Be a housing fan.
Young people bear the brunt of that imbalance.
Be a housing fan.
This shit has me ready to run through a brick wall.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This shit has me ready to run through a brick wall.
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right wingers with their new transphobe of the month
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
right wingers with their new transphobe of the month
My grandfather was a Jewish refugee from Austria. Does my dad have to leave? How about me? My nieces and nephews?
It's insane that this isn't being laughed out of court.
I will spend the rest of my life working on the payback.
It's insane that this isn't being laughed out of court.
I will spend the rest of my life working on the payback.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court will decide whether President Trump's birthright citizenship order violates the Constitution.
The Supreme Court will decide whether Trump's birthright citizenship order violates the Constitution
The Supreme Court has agreed to take up the constitutionality of President Donald Trump’s order on birthright citizenship.
bit.ly
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My grandfather was a Jewish refugee from Austria. Does my dad have to leave? How about me? My nieces and nephews?
It's insane that this isn't being laughed out of court.
I will spend the rest of my life working on the payback.
It's insane that this isn't being laughed out of court.
I will spend the rest of my life working on the payback.
Stephen Miller: Me and you. We ran the United States. We made things way worse for everyone.
Trump: I was a part of that?
Miller: Yeah.
Trump: Oh. That's nice.
Trump: I was a part of that?
Miller: Yeah.
Trump: Oh. That's nice.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Stephen Miller: Me and you. We ran the United States. We made things way worse for everyone.
Trump: I was a part of that?
Miller: Yeah.
Trump: Oh. That's nice.
Trump: I was a part of that?
Miller: Yeah.
Trump: Oh. That's nice.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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there are luigi mangiones everywhere for those with eyes to see
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
there are luigi mangiones everywhere for those with eyes to see
🎵Sing us a song, you're the bass player🎵
-Bass players
-Bass players
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🎵Sing us a song, you're the bass player🎵
-Bass players
-Bass players
Only a matter of time before they catch on to me.
it is wild how much online drama boils down to "very hot person turns out to be kind of stupid"
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Only a matter of time before they catch on to me.
Is this good or bad?
Layoff announcements top 1.1 million this year, the most since 2020 pandemic, per CNBC
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Is this good or bad?
His mausoleum is gonna look weird as fuck.
Breaking News: Frank Gehry, a titan of architecture, has died at 96. He designed some of the world’s most recognizable buildings — many widely regarded as masterpieces. nyti.ms/4rGCYiE
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
His mausoleum is gonna look weird as fuck.
Ah fuck. We we're getting Uno reversed on CAPTCHAs now.
Couldn’t make the #WIREDBigInterview this year? No worries. Play along with our attendees and see if you can guess which pug is AI. Drop your number in the comments!
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Ah fuck. We we're getting Uno reversed on CAPTCHAs now.
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Jackson Heights is one of the last neighborhoods in NYC that actually lives up to the promise of what NYC is supposed to be for immigrants - it's a middle class neighborhood where the majority of residents were born outside the country. One of the most diverse neighborhoods in the whole US
NEW: Federal agents wearing tactical gear and wielding assault rifles busted into an apartment in Jackson Heights Thursday morning as a helicopter hovered overhead, according to eyewitnesses and video obtained by THE CITY.
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Feds Bust into Jackson Heights Apartment Building In Pre-Dawn Raid
Dozens of agents wielding assault rifles took two middle-aged, Spanish-speaking people away in cuffs early Thursday morning as a helicopter hovered overhead.
www.thecity.nyc
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Jackson Heights is one of the last neighborhoods in NYC that actually lives up to the promise of what NYC is supposed to be for immigrants - it's a middle class neighborhood where the majority of residents were born outside the country. One of the most diverse neighborhoods in the whole US
I don't know who needs to hear this butt
-Me, right before a fart
-Me, right before a fart
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this butt
-Me, right before a fart
-Me, right before a fart
"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here..." -Every person in this photo
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here..." -Every person in this photo
Most unfortunate use of "end-to-end."
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Most unfortunate use of "end-to-end."
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These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
I can't wait until he dies
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I can't wait until he dies
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
I hope everyone even tangentially involved with ICE [Redacted]
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I hope everyone even tangentially involved with ICE [Redacted]