James Hesky
@james-hesky.bsky.social
Retired mediocre comedian. Senior Vice President of Advertising for Antifa. Genetically weak shoulders.
Not convinced this was real.
December 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Not convinced this was real.
ChatGPT? The only thing you need to raise your kid is ChatGOD!
*Passes around donation bucket*
*Passes around donation bucket*
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ChatGPT? The only thing you need to raise your kid is ChatGOD!
*Passes around donation bucket*
*Passes around donation bucket*
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Those supplements aren't gonna sell themselves.
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Those supplements aren't gonna sell themselves.
Trump is just gonna bring in weirder and weirder looking people so everyone stops talking about how he looks like he's at death's door.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Trump is just gonna bring in weirder and weirder looking people so everyone stops talking about how he looks like he's at death's door.
Stephen Miller: Me and you. We ran the United States. We made things way worse for everyone.
Trump: I was a part of that?
Miller: Yeah.
Trump: Oh. That's nice.
Trump: I was a part of that?
Miller: Yeah.
Trump: Oh. That's nice.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Stephen Miller: Me and you. We ran the United States. We made things way worse for everyone.
Trump: I was a part of that?
Miller: Yeah.
Trump: Oh. That's nice.
Trump: I was a part of that?
Miller: Yeah.
Trump: Oh. That's nice.
"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here..." -Every person in this photo
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here..." -Every person in this photo
Strong floor, no ceiling.
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Strong floor, no ceiling.
You guys like my new Real Doll?
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You guys like my new Real Doll?
"We have to go to war with Venezuela."
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"We have to go to war with Venezuela."
"...and it makes no sense to have traded away Minkah Fitzapatrick for Jalen Ramsey, who is well past his prime."
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"...and it makes no sense to have traded away Minkah Fitzapatrick for Jalen Ramsey, who is well past his prime."
Did this fucker just do a sponsored post for DraftKings?
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Did this fucker just do a sponsored post for DraftKings?
You're saying this wasn't real?
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You're saying this wasn't real?
Put this picture on our money.
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Put this picture on our money.
The two men I respect most.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The two men I respect most.
Great to have the president clear that up.
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Great to have the president clear that up.
Hey guys we're tailgating in the Fallujah lot if anyone wants to join.
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hey guys we're tailgating in the Fallujah lot if anyone wants to join.
This guy, Gerardo Rodriguez, was known as an ICE agent by his whole block? That whole "If you see something, say something" shit needs to work the other way to expose these nerds.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This guy, Gerardo Rodriguez, was known as an ICE agent by his whole block? That whole "If you see something, say something" shit needs to work the other way to expose these nerds.
Every game will be at 9am?
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Every game will be at 9am?
Things haven't been this unruly at Johnson's house since his son-lover broke curfew.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Things haven't been this unruly at Johnson's house since his son-lover broke curfew.
