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my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
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I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
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(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
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listen, you try keeping a caucus together while simultaneously trying to dodge questions about how you voted for andrew cuomo
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
listen, you try keeping a caucus together while simultaneously trying to dodge questions about how you voted for andrew cuomo
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Can’t stop laughing at this
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can’t stop laughing at this
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no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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obviously glad to see much less racism but also very glad to no longer see shonen hype beast 19 year olds with checkmarks desperately trying to farm enough engagement for their mom to not make them get a job
October 31, 2024 at 2:28 AM
obviously glad to see much less racism but also very glad to no longer see shonen hype beast 19 year olds with checkmarks desperately trying to farm enough engagement for their mom to not make them get a job
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Guy on r/streetfighter picked maybe the worst tattoo you could possibly get from the series lol
February 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Guy on r/streetfighter picked maybe the worst tattoo you could possibly get from the series lol
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The RBG leggings are crazy
February 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The RBG leggings are crazy
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Hitting the jigsaw bong would fix me I think
December 23, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Hitting the jigsaw bong would fix me I think
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I’m fully aware that politicians were going to have to denounce this guy, but this is the most hilariously weenie and out of touch way to go about it
"In some dark corners, he's being hailed as a hero. Hear me on this, he is no hero. The real hero in this story is the person who called 911 at McDonald's this morning," said PA Gov. Josh Shaprio.
Pennsylvania authorities speak after person of interest identified: UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting
YouTube video by 11Alive
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I’m fully aware that politicians were going to have to denounce this guy, but this is the most hilariously weenie and out of touch way to go about it
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Local news reporter outside of Nordstroms: so have you started any Christmas shopping yet?
Me, desperate for fame and money: you gotta suck dick like this! Spit on it! Spit all over it! Hoooork-ptooey!
Me, desperate for fame and money: you gotta suck dick like this! Spit on it! Spit all over it! Hoooork-ptooey!
November 27, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Local news reporter outside of Nordstroms: so have you started any Christmas shopping yet?
Me, desperate for fame and money: you gotta suck dick like this! Spit on it! Spit all over it! Hoooork-ptooey!
Me, desperate for fame and money: you gotta suck dick like this! Spit on it! Spit all over it! Hoooork-ptooey!
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a trump supporter replied to me with this and it goes hard
December 2, 2024 at 8:14 AM
a trump supporter replied to me with this and it goes hard
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‘RED ONE’ opens with $34M domestically.
Budget was $250M.
Budget was $250M.
November 17, 2024 at 4:07 PM
‘RED ONE’ opens with $34M domestically.
Budget was $250M.
Budget was $250M.
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funniest bit of ad copy i've ever seen
November 14, 2024 at 12:20 PM
funniest bit of ad copy i've ever seen
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we gave you a nude statue of John Ashcroft. we gave you chuck e cheese arcade vouchers for Black Asians. And still you vote against Honour..
November 6, 2024 at 10:17 PM
we gave you a nude statue of John Ashcroft. we gave you chuck e cheese arcade vouchers for Black Asians. And still you vote against Honour..
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