Commanders and leaders

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

who's on what platform, 2025 edition

Schumer is failing to condemn Cuomo, failing to condemn Adams, failing to condemn the unconstitutional arrest of a green card holder, and failing to condemn the defunding of university research — just days after he fucked the House and his party over to vote for Trump’s budget.

Just unforgivable.

Why don’t you just sit right there while I slip into something more comfortable (a coma)

Why do the Lumineers still dress like this

This period under Musk/Trump feels like early February in 2020—when a terrible thing was happening with breakneck speed, and the people paying close attention were hair-on-fire about it while the rest of the country carried on as normal.

Is there a word for when a bunch of private citizens following orders from an unelected billionaire occupy government buildings and cut off communications

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

Just realized that Mel Gibson and Mel Brooks are two entirely different people

Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

The simplicity of this message does not take away from its importance.

We are in an era of propaganda, gaslighting, and information overload.

It is vital we say things that are true, and say them over and over, so the truth is not buried in lies.

i have to confess something. 6 or 7 years ago there was a bubble tea place i visited, and they had 2 tvs mounted above the counter to use as menus. they also had free wifi. and the tvs were connected to the wifi. it was laid out like this but for bubble tea, i'm sure youve seen it

You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

Ed Balls

Musk promised to sell his Tesla stock and solve world hunger if United Nations World Food Program would describe exactly how $6B would be used.

When WFP did exactly that - he didn't do jack squat. Musk is incredibly full of shit.

I just went to a bar called King of Wings that was ~~sold out of wings~~

If you use Instagram's AI sticker generator and type the word "back" into it, it will show you a doggy vagina