Jakers
@jakers.bsky.social
The other one.
"Nobody of consequence" ~ my family
Illinois, USA
"Nobody of consequence" ~ my family
Illinois, USA
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Jakers
@jakers.bsky.social
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This site is for people who don’t have enough anxieties and must crowdsource more from others.
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I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.
If the French were known for boiling their potatoes our fast food would come with sides of boils.
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If the French were known for boiling their potatoes our fast food would come with sides of boils.
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Hamburger helps those who help themselves
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Hamburger helps those who help themselves
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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
This is the worst AI idea I've seen in a while. At least since yesterday.
Could artificial intelligence someday replace humans in the jury box? The University of North Carolina School of Law tested that concept on Friday with one of the first simulated trials featuring AI jurors reut.rs/47cI4Lv
October 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is the worst AI idea I've seen in a while. At least since yesterday.
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It's been long enough that I feel good saying all-slack no email at all work communication sucks. Email is good for several things!
October 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It's been long enough that I feel good saying all-slack no email at all work communication sucks. Email is good for several things!
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This site is for people who don’t have enough anxieties and must crowdsource more from others.
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This site is for people who don’t have enough anxieties and must crowdsource more from others.
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I hope people aren’t tired of me drawing Hans Moleman with a sword. It’s just fun for me to draw Hans Moleman with a sword.
October 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I hope people aren’t tired of me drawing Hans Moleman with a sword. It’s just fun for me to draw Hans Moleman with a sword.
That's not totally accurate.
*head sloughs off shoulders, sprouts spider legs & leaves room*
*head sloughs off shoulders, sprouts spider legs & leaves room*
October 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
That's not totally accurate.
*head sloughs off shoulders, sprouts spider legs & leaves room*
*head sloughs off shoulders, sprouts spider legs & leaves room*
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The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”
Garbage’s Shirley Manson Speaks Out Against Music Industry Economics: “This Is An Alarm Call”
Just before they kicked off their current run of dates, the ’90s alt-rock greats Garbage announced that it would be their final North American headline tour. When the band played at Denver’s Mission B...
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October 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
Spotted in the wild!!
I made signs expressing points of disagreement with the government
October 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Spotted in the wild!!
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It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month
This is a fantastic book; I later returned to horror and grimdark for something more uplifting. #BookSky
Exciting news: GOD, GUNS, and SEDITION is out today in paperback!
My @cfr.org and @columbiaup.bsky.social book, co-authored with @hoffmanbruce.bsky.social, tells the story of far-right terrorism in America and beyond—a topic that sadly remains as relevant as ever. bookshop.org/p/books/god-...
My @cfr.org and @columbiaup.bsky.social book, co-authored with @hoffmanbruce.bsky.social, tells the story of far-right terrorism in America and beyond—a topic that sadly remains as relevant as ever. bookshop.org/p/books/god-...
God, Guns, and Sedition: Far-Right Terrorism in America
Far-Right Terrorism in America
bookshop.org
August 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This is a fantastic book; I later returned to horror and grimdark for something more uplifting. #BookSky
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![Comic. The Most-Observed Animal and Plant in Each State on iNaturalist. (Not the most common species in the state, just the one people have reported the most times.) [labeled map of the US] WA: Mallard/Western Sword Fern. OR: Mule Deer/Western Ponderosa Pine. CA: Western Fence Lizard/California Poppy. HI: Green Sea Turtle/‘Ōhi’a Lehua. ID: Mallard/Big Sagebrush. NV: Common Side-Blotched Lizard/Creosote Bush. MT: White-Tailed Deer/Common Yarrow. WY: American Bison/Sticky Geranium. UT: Mule Deer/Utah Juniper. AZ: Ornate Tree Lizard/Saguaro. CO: Mule Deer/Great Mullein. NM: Mule Deer/Creosote Bush. AK: Moose/Fireweed. ND: American Bison/Prairie Rose. SD: American Bison/Hoary Vervain. NE: American Robin/Common Milkweed. KS: Ornate Box Turtle/Amur Honeysuckle. OK: Pond Slider/Eastern Redcedar. TX: Northern Cardinal/Pinladies. MN, WI, IL: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Common Milkweed. IA, MI: White-Tailed Deer/Common Milkweed. MO: Brown-Belted Bumble Bee/Amur Honeysuckle. AR: Three-toed Box Turtle/Chinese Privet. LA: Green Anole/Baldcypress. IN: American Robin/Amur Honeysuckle. OH: Eastern Pondhawk/Virginia Springbeauty. KY: Common Box Turtle/Amur Honeysuckle. TN: American Robin/Christmas Fern. MS: Northern Cardinal/Pale Pitcher Plant. AL: Gulf Fritillary/American Sweetgum. GA: Green Anole/American Sweetgum. FL: Brown Anole/White Beggarticks. NY: Eastern Gray Squirrel/White Snakeroot. PA: White-Tailed Deer/Garlic Mustard. WV: White-Tailed Deer/Great Rhododendron. VA: White-Tailed Deer/Eastern Poison Ivy. MD: White-Tailed Deer/Wineberry. DE: Fowler’s Toad/American Pokeweed. NC: Eastern Gray Squirrel/Christmas Fern. SC: Northern Cardinal/American Sweetgum. NJ: Spotted Lanternfly/Common Mugwort. VT: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Eastern White Pine. NH: White-Tailed Deer/Eastern White Pine. MA: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Eastern White Pine. CT: Common Eastern Bumble Bee/Striped Wintergreen. RI: American Herring Gull. ME: American Herring Gull/Canadian Bunchberry.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic4f56ywseq7bqc7zza3y76pxyzn5c5htebrior6jdbrfszhuiquy@jpeg)
July 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Paper subscription to @theonion.com is worth every penny. Framing this so it’s in all of my Zoom calls.
July 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Paper subscription to @theonion.com is worth every penny. Framing this so it’s in all of my Zoom calls.
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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(amy winehouse voice)
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
and I said no, no, no
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
and I said no, no, no
July 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
(amy winehouse voice)
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
and I said no, no, no
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
and I said no, no, no
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amazing q&a with paul krugman
June 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
amazing q&a with paul krugman
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Every guy with a tragic backstory (in a movie):
June 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Every guy with a tragic backstory (in a movie):
Onion has been crushing it lately, the American Voices section especially. theonion.com/u-s-cancels-...
May 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Onion has been crushing it lately, the American Voices section especially. theonion.com/u-s-cancels-...
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