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Jakers
@jakers.bsky.social
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The other one.

"Nobody of consequence" ~ my family

Illinois, USA
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This is the only mute filter that will 100% stop “olivia nuzzi” posts.
“Remove Bluesky” iOS prompt
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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“Brain Bubbles start with an innocuous “whiz kid” moniker in undergrad, which later escalates to “wunderkind.” Next comes the requisite foray as an economic adviser to a small crisis-wracked country, where the kid is declared a “savior.” By 30, our Bubble Boy is tenured and officially a “genius.” By 40, he’s a “guru,” by 50 an “oracle.” After a few drinks: “messiah.””
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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This but the cat is Door Dash and/or Uber.
“Soon” meme with evil cat watching chihuahua.
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Disapproving dog
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Magnificent celestial event and all I can think about is steamed hams.
Red and green aurora borealis over some houses
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Everything was just more relatable back then
Zoom in of the man running from the temple. He has a strange expression and rodent sitting on his head. I should’ve led with the rodent maybe.
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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With the face he's making there someone had to do this.
Skinner meme with Altman badly superimposed "Am I losing money? No it's the accountants who are wrong."
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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“Anyway, this is the tomb into which his shriveled remains were interred after a long, wretched life of being unloved.”
Grey dumpster
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Nathan Fielder having the time of his life with his friends (out of frame)
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Arrested Development's Tobias, "But it might work or us"
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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profile pic fits well
screen shot of post, with profile pic of the kid from Babadook screaming
October 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Not your point but I was wondering how old Gene Wilder was when he was able to do a roll like that and came across another AI fail.

1971 - 1933 = 38.
Google AI overview saying that Genie Wilder was 54 when the movie released in 1971 and he was born in 1933 and no I didn't mistype that
September 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Dog. #Dogs
Dog in car seat with characteristic corgi grin.
August 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Paper subscription to @theonion.com is worth every penny. Framing this so it’s in all of my Zoom calls.
Four panel pop-art of Onion “sickos” saying “YES…HA HA HA…YES!”
July 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Moses with tablet expertly photoshopped to say "per my last email"
June 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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@totsrabbledogs old tweet: “My worst nightmare is Spotify randomly throwing out an Ed Sheeran song whilst I'm driving and then I crash and die but it keeps playing so the first responders think I was an Ed Sheeran fan and they tell my mum and I end up being cremated to fucking Shape of You.”
June 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Same face the Grinch made when he killed families by taking away healthcare.
KR's smile from the article
June 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Huh, I thought this was Heather Cox Richardson.
Google claiming David French made Letters from an American.
June 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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The meme tweet by AfraidOfWasps “ Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...” but scratched up to be about Ted Bundy
June 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Onion has been crushing it lately, the American Voices section especially. theonion.com/u-s-cancels-...
"This whole thing really feels like it should be the birds' responsibility, anyway" - Nora Grimes, Dairy Separator
May 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Theoden from LOTR in the "No parent should have to bury their child" scene
May 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I hashed my genomic data this morning. Will open source if interested.
The box of plutonium from "Back to the Future" with a label "genomic data hash utility".
May 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Hell of a freeze frame
Pence looking dumbfounded with a loading spinner and the text "with our intelligence needs" at the bottom
May 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Tweet by @stupidoldandy "Oh, so when other ppl call their pets "fur baby" its fine but when I call a kid a "skin dog" somehow I'm "disgusting" and "the worst pediatrician in this hospital"??"
May 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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The overused "evil raccoon plotting" meme
May 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM