James Haikney
@jaikney.bsky.social
Failed writer :)
(unless you're an agent reading this, in which case I'm very successful and an asset to your list)
(unless you're an agent reading this, in which case I'm very successful and an asset to your list)
Truly a bizarre moment for the ages.
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Truly a bizarre moment for the ages.
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the life of dunsparce
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
the life of dunsparce
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx.
It was a little different last week.
It was a little different last week.
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx.
It was a little different last week.
It was a little different last week.
It's been rough on her.
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It's been rough on her.
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This is Dumbo, Mela, Peaches, and Chiquis. They are a championship napping team. Their built-in sleep masks give them that competitive edge. 13/10 for all (TT: brokeboilopez)
October 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is Dumbo, Mela, Peaches, and Chiquis. They are a championship napping team. Their built-in sleep masks give them that competitive edge. 13/10 for all (TT: brokeboilopez)
I swear, people saying "Christmas is getting earlier every year" is getting earlier every year.
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I swear, people saying "Christmas is getting earlier every year" is getting earlier every year.
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<REY hands the lightsaber to LUKE. He turns it over in his hands and then ignites it>
REY: Wow I thought you were going to toss it off the cliff for a second
LUKE: No, that would apparently have been a silly bit of screenwriting. Obviously I'm delighted that you returned this
REY: Wow I thought you were going to toss it off the cliff for a second
LUKE: No, that would apparently have been a silly bit of screenwriting. Obviously I'm delighted that you returned this
September 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
<REY hands the lightsaber to LUKE. He turns it over in his hands and then ignites it>
REY: Wow I thought you were going to toss it off the cliff for a second
LUKE: No, that would apparently have been a silly bit of screenwriting. Obviously I'm delighted that you returned this
REY: Wow I thought you were going to toss it off the cliff for a second
LUKE: No, that would apparently have been a silly bit of screenwriting. Obviously I'm delighted that you returned this
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Not that I disagree with the sentiment, but if I asked anyone in 2024 what the object of a boycott in 2025 would be, RETURN JIMMY KIMMEL TO LATE NIGHT would not be it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Not that I disagree with the sentiment, but if I asked anyone in 2024 what the object of a boycott in 2025 would be, RETURN JIMMY KIMMEL TO LATE NIGHT would not be it.
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Wizardry of the algorithm @catacalypto.bsky.social @rmac.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Wizardry of the algorithm @catacalypto.bsky.social @rmac.bsky.social
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@hankgreen.bsky.social I know there's nothing you can do about this now, and I am enjoying Ask Hank Anything a whole bunch, but the fact that the chessboard is wrong hurts me, specifically, very deeply.
When you film more, please think of me, a total stranger, specifically, and fix it ❤️
When you film more, please think of me, a total stranger, specifically, and fix it ❤️
August 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social I know there's nothing you can do about this now, and I am enjoying Ask Hank Anything a whole bunch, but the fact that the chessboard is wrong hurts me, specifically, very deeply.
When you film more, please think of me, a total stranger, specifically, and fix it ❤️
When you film more, please think of me, a total stranger, specifically, and fix it ❤️
Do good!
August 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Do good!
Look at how amazing this is!
Artists have always loved to sketch!
Sketch of a sparrow from Egypt dated c. 1479–1458 BC.
Some 3,500 years ago in Egypt, artists used small flakes of limestone as sketchpads!
MMA excavations 1922-23, Deir el-Bahri. 📷 The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
#FindsFriday
#Archaeology
Sketch of a sparrow from Egypt dated c. 1479–1458 BC.
Some 3,500 years ago in Egypt, artists used small flakes of limestone as sketchpads!
MMA excavations 1922-23, Deir el-Bahri. 📷 The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
#FindsFriday
#Archaeology
August 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Look at how amazing this is!
I don't think anyone follows me here who wouldn't on Instagram, but for the same of putting the wax-bottomed paper boat out there:
Lotus
"We threw seeds into the lake hundreds of times, but nothing grew."
open.substack.com
August 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I don't think anyone follows me here who wouldn't on Instagram, but for the same of putting the wax-bottomed paper boat out there:
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Wooper just vibing
August 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Wooper just vibing
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From April 2022, a more innocent time.
July 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
From April 2022, a more innocent time.
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I get a disturbing amount of use out of this Simpsons/Gramsci meme in the group chats.
![Panel 1:BART, I DON'T
WAN TO ALARM YOU, BUT THE OLD WORLD IS DYING
Panel 2: AND THE NEW WORLD STRUGGLES TO BE BORN.
Panel 3: NOW IS THE TIME OF MONSTERS.
Panel 4: [SCREAMS]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ksszg7oqr2vumd6awndh3u27/bafkreihqyj4a2l7ozftr4jbwrn3qpkocajwu4rddkdm7c2rfsagkgnvbhe@jpeg)
July 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I get a disturbing amount of use out of this Simpsons/Gramsci meme in the group chats.
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This is exactly what the internet is for.
July 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is exactly what the internet is for.