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James Haikney
@jaikney.bsky.social
Failed writer :)

(unless you're an agent reading this, in which case I'm very successful and an asset to your list)
It's been rough on her.
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Not that I disagree with the sentiment, but if I asked anyone in 2024 what the object of a boycott in 2025 would be, RETURN JIMMY KIMMEL TO LATE NIGHT would not be it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
July 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
July 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
From April 2022, a more innocent time.
July 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This guy doesn't have a clue about anything.
June 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is my cat so that helps.
May 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@kateconger.com Hey Kate! Looks like you've got an impersonator on the loose -- you've made it big now.

(Reported of course, but thought you might want to know)
May 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Called out 👀
April 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
You're telling me I could put tariffs on my Animal Crossing island? In this economy?
April 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Like poetry? Or #Wordle? Or #Connections? Try coupleit.com!
March 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A little note from me! coupleit.com
March 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
March 2, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Couple It #008 / March 1, 2025
Dear March— Come in— (1320) - Emily Dickinson
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coupleit.com

It's easier when you chose the poems yourself!
March 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
New project from me! coupleit.com is a daily poetry puzzle for people who like poetry or people who like puzzles (which pretty much covers everyone).

Great way to get a dose of classic poetry every day with your cup of coffee.

#coupleit #wordle #wordlegame #potd #poetry #poetrycommunity #poem
February 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I can handle Tuberculosis John, but I don't know about Smallpox Hank
January 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey look, it's the guy from This American Life
December 21, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Saturdays 🎉
December 14, 2024 at 3:53 PM
The perfect news cycle is one in which there is only one story and they unfathomably intertwine. The ouroboros of news.
December 9, 2024 at 8:33 PM
cat
December 1, 2024 at 9:13 PM
November 27, 2024 at 7:21 PM
And of course... would love to hear from you about just such a book!

Maybe the first for me was this. The first time I read something so outlandish that I thought: wow, you really can do whatever you want with a book. Books can be rollicking and unbridled, not just staid and eat-your-veggies stuff.
November 23, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I said almost exactly this a couple of days ago. Glad it's not just me thinking this!
November 23, 2024 at 3:37 PM
The only bad thing about Han Kang is that she wrote a book for that Norwegian time capsule project which will only open after I'm dead, meaning I can't devour her complete works.

Looks like I'll have to buy a shovel and a plane ticket.
November 20, 2024 at 1:30 PM