Yaffa Lurie
@jaffaorange.bsky.social
Excuse me while I kiss blue sky
she/her | 📍DMV
she/her | 📍DMV
I would like to see a mash up of Technologic by Daft Punk and Who Do You Think You Are by The Spice Girls because they have some of the same lines, basically
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I would like to see a mash up of Technologic by Daft Punk and Who Do You Think You Are by The Spice Girls because they have some of the same lines, basically
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Humanity has the right to defend itself from Israel
September 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Humanity has the right to defend itself from Israel
Sleeveless shirts and miniskirts, the OOTD for when you go OTD [off the derech]
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sleeveless shirts and miniskirts, the OOTD for when you go OTD [off the derech]
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Music app: maybe she’ll like to hear that Lana Del Ray classic
My brain: it’s not even summer!!!Why does the DJ keep playing summertime sadness!?!?!?
My brain: it’s not even summer!!!Why does the DJ keep playing summertime sadness!?!?!?
April 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Music app: maybe she’ll like to hear that Lana Del Ray classic
My brain: it’s not even summer!!!Why does the DJ keep playing summertime sadness!?!?!?
My brain: it’s not even summer!!!Why does the DJ keep playing summertime sadness!?!?!?
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Has anyone devised a system for getting clothes out of the washing machine and into the dryer without dropping any on the floor? Do they teach classes?
March 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Has anyone devised a system for getting clothes out of the washing machine and into the dryer without dropping any on the floor? Do they teach classes?
Pentagon city! We sell pentagons, and that’s all!
March 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Pentagon city! We sell pentagons, and that’s all!
I just saw a Salesforce ad at IAD that said “imagine if the government was run like your favorite messaging app.” 🙃
March 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I just saw a Salesforce ad at IAD that said “imagine if the government was run like your favorite messaging app.” 🙃
@peawee.bsky.social: “APT” stands for “advanced persistent threat”
Me: well, national security is basically a drinking game at this point anyway
Me: well, national security is basically a drinking game at this point anyway
March 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
@peawee.bsky.social: “APT” stands for “advanced persistent threat”
Me: well, national security is basically a drinking game at this point anyway
Me: well, national security is basically a drinking game at this point anyway
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
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If you were named Sue, and were an assistant to a chef also named Sue, would that make you Chef Sue’s Sous-Chef Sue?
January 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If you were named Sue, and were an assistant to a chef also named Sue, would that make you Chef Sue’s Sous-Chef Sue?
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Shalom Enemies! Thank you for calling the Elder Millennials of Zion: Elon Apologist Hotline, how can we help with your delusions today?
youtube.com/shorts/rfgWU...
youtube.com/shorts/rfgWU...
The Elder Millennials of Zion: Elon Apologist Hotline
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
youtube.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Shalom Enemies! Thank you for calling the Elder Millennials of Zion: Elon Apologist Hotline, how can we help with your delusions today?
youtube.com/shorts/rfgWU...
youtube.com/shorts/rfgWU...
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Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
January 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
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For people who think it was just a Roman salute not a Nazi salute, guess the second most hated enemy of the Jewish people, after the Nazis. I’ll give you a clue: IT’S THE ROMAN EMPIRE.
January 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
For people who think it was just a Roman salute not a Nazi salute, guess the second most hated enemy of the Jewish people, after the Nazis. I’ll give you a clue: IT’S THE ROMAN EMPIRE.
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The most @jaffaorange.bsky.social - coded onion article about Trump.
Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
PALM BEACH, FL—Telling reporters about his revamped beauty routine as he lavished praise upon the social media platform he once tried to ban as president, a Vaseline-covered Donald Trump publicly reve...
theonion.com
January 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The most @jaffaorange.bsky.social - coded onion article about Trump.
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Women going to the bathroom in groups, and complimenting each other’s outfits while in there, is Talmudic Judaism. I don’t make the rules
January 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Women going to the bathroom in groups, and complimenting each other’s outfits while in there, is Talmudic Judaism. I don’t make the rules
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
According to the internet shops, today is both Friday and Monday. And Saturday, I think. Maybe.
December 1, 2024 at 3:26 AM
According to the internet shops, today is both Friday and Monday. And Saturday, I think. Maybe.
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.