Jacqui Lantern (They/She)
@jacquilantern.bsky.social
A conceptually horny, asexual spectrum, loudly loving, trans femme, chaos goblin
I take painting commissions: https://jacqui-lantern.carrd.co/
❤️ 💛 🧡 💚 💙 💜 @sarahparagon.bsky.social ❤️ 💛 🧡 💚 💙 💜
profile pic by @jotyler.bsky.social
I take painting commissions: https://jacqui-lantern.carrd.co/
❤️ 💛 🧡 💚 💙 💜 @sarahparagon.bsky.social ❤️ 💛 🧡 💚 💙 💜
profile pic by @jotyler.bsky.social
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jacqui-lantern.carrd.co
I figure its about time I make a pin post, eh?
I'm Jacqui Lantern, a nerdy Canadian artist with synesthesia. I take commissions painting the colours I see when i listen to songs, using recycled records as canvases.
My commission info can be found here: jacqui-lantern.carrd.co
I'm Jacqui Lantern, a nerdy Canadian artist with synesthesia. I take commissions painting the colours I see when i listen to songs, using recycled records as canvases.
My commission info can be found here: jacqui-lantern.carrd.co
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Accurate depiction of me and @sarahparagon.bsky.social when we're ready to move in together
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Accurate depiction of me and @sarahparagon.bsky.social when we're ready to move in together
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
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I found the only comment on the High Tide ban that matters:
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I found the only comment on the High Tide ban that matters:
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Just have Bond get hurt in the opening act, and have a scene where he’s gets bandaged up, someone comments on how bad it looks, and he says he’s had worse. Done.
And even that’s unnecessary, canon exists to uplift the story, not limit it. If there’s a conflict, just tell the story you want anyways
And even that’s unnecessary, canon exists to uplift the story, not limit it. If there’s a conflict, just tell the story you want anyways
this kind of feels like freaking out over a problem that 95% of the audience is not going to have an issue with
Report: Amazon Is Struggling to Think How to Bring James Bond Back From the Dead
Daniel Craig's permanent exit in 'No Time to Die' is apparently causing issues for the next 'Bond' film.
gizmodo.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Just have Bond get hurt in the opening act, and have a scene where he’s gets bandaged up, someone comments on how bad it looks, and he says he’s had worse. Done.
And even that’s unnecessary, canon exists to uplift the story, not limit it. If there’s a conflict, just tell the story you want anyways
And even that’s unnecessary, canon exists to uplift the story, not limit it. If there’s a conflict, just tell the story you want anyways
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quick doodle of lesbian
i mean uh lebanne
i mean uh lebanne
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
quick doodle of lesbian
i mean uh lebanne
i mean uh lebanne
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some princess on vampire girl action
(felt like reposting this one, I'm in a retrospective mood I guess)
(felt like reposting this one, I'm in a retrospective mood I guess)
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
some princess on vampire girl action
(felt like reposting this one, I'm in a retrospective mood I guess)
(felt like reposting this one, I'm in a retrospective mood I guess)
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November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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My friends are so fucking hot
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My friends are so fucking hot
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
Hey look! I'll be joining on Saturday from 3-6pm eastern time, playing some Stardew with a twist!!!
📢 This weekend!
I'm doing a charity livestream marathon for Extra Life!
24 Hours of games! Guests! Helping hospital-bound kids!
Come stop by to say hi! Tell your friends!
bit.ly/ExtraLifeNK2...
I'm doing a charity livestream marathon for Extra Life!
24 Hours of games! Guests! Helping hospital-bound kids!
Come stop by to say hi! Tell your friends!
bit.ly/ExtraLifeNK2...
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hey look! I'll be joining on Saturday from 3-6pm eastern time, playing some Stardew with a twist!!!
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Sometimes you find good things while sorting cards though. Still my OTP. Still think they should kiss in canon. Hashtag Temurmaids
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sometimes you find good things while sorting cards though. Still my OTP. Still think they should kiss in canon. Hashtag Temurmaids
i... i think she might have a crush on me 👉👈
(/joking)
(/joking)
I’m not the only one, love you too 💜
November 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i... i think she might have a crush on me 👉👈
(/joking)
(/joking)
YALL I HAVE A MESSAGE OF VITAL IMPORTANCE!!!
@sarahparagon.bsky.social is cute as heck and i love her
that is all
@sarahparagon.bsky.social is cute as heck and i love her
that is all
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
YALL I HAVE A MESSAGE OF VITAL IMPORTANCE!!!
@sarahparagon.bsky.social is cute as heck and i love her
that is all
@sarahparagon.bsky.social is cute as heck and i love her
that is all
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I'm learning updates of the World Series game through someone in @escherichiacole.bsky.social 's chat posting updates and it's still exciting/stressful
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm learning updates of the World Series game through someone in @escherichiacole.bsky.social 's chat posting updates and it's still exciting/stressful
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Fear makes you stupid
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Fear makes you stupid
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Can we please move past this concept of ads on Twitch styled after streamers? It's bad. It's really bad.
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Can we please move past this concept of ads on Twitch styled after streamers? It's bad. It's really bad.
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I do miss the feel of writing with fine-tip marker on the warm grainy surface of a freshly burned CD-R.
October 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I do miss the feel of writing with fine-tip marker on the warm grainy surface of a freshly burned CD-R.
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Man, my cactus has a more snatched waist than I do wtf.
October 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Man, my cactus has a more snatched waist than I do wtf.
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"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore
October 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore
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I read the dumbest joke today. "no matter how goth you are, Melkor is Morgoth."
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I read the dumbest joke today. "no matter how goth you are, Melkor is Morgoth."
cuddle your consenting ace friends, many of us desire non-sexual physical intimacy
It’s Asexual Awareness Week
🖤 Oct 19 - 25, 2025
🩶 Celebrate identities
🤍 Build community
💜 Advocate for acceptance
I’m a proud 🖤A🩶C🤍E💜 with some info to share. Take a look ⤵️ and THANK YOU for your support!
AceWeek.org #Asexual #AsexualAwareness #AceAwarenessWeek
🖤 Oct 19 - 25, 2025
🩶 Celebrate identities
🤍 Build community
💜 Advocate for acceptance
I’m a proud 🖤A🩶C🤍E💜 with some info to share. Take a look ⤵️ and THANK YOU for your support!
AceWeek.org #Asexual #AsexualAwareness #AceAwarenessWeek
October 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
cuddle your consenting ace friends, many of us desire non-sexual physical intimacy