Jacob Wilder
@jacobwil.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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All the world's developers are a toddler and X.509 is the neighbor's unfenced pool.
September 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
All the world's developers are a toddler and X.509 is the neighbor's unfenced pool.
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Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD.
Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
July 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD.
Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
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Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.
Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
June 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.
Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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#RECALL: Midea recalls about 1.7 Million U & U+ Window Air Conditioners due to risk of mold exposure. Pooled water in the air conditioners can fail to drain quickly enough, which can lead to mold growth. Get refund or repair. CONTACT: www.MideaUrecall.expertinquiry.com
cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...
cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...
June 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
#RECALL: Midea recalls about 1.7 Million U & U+ Window Air Conditioners due to risk of mold exposure. Pooled water in the air conditioners can fail to drain quickly enough, which can lead to mold growth. Get refund or repair. CONTACT: www.MideaUrecall.expertinquiry.com
cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...
cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...
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A female Western Gull was recorded riding 150km in a garbage truck from San Francisco to a compost facility in Central CA, probably to forage. TWICE. An innovator, an icon, a genius.
This is one of my favorite @waterbirdsociety.bsky.social papers I've ever handled as managing editor #ornithology
This is one of my favorite @waterbirdsociety.bsky.social papers I've ever handled as managing editor #ornithology
June 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
A female Western Gull was recorded riding 150km in a garbage truck from San Francisco to a compost facility in Central CA, probably to forage. TWICE. An innovator, an icon, a genius.
This is one of my favorite @waterbirdsociety.bsky.social papers I've ever handled as managing editor #ornithology
This is one of my favorite @waterbirdsociety.bsky.social papers I've ever handled as managing editor #ornithology
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It is 12:01. The tariffs are now officially in place and I think this video best sums up what American is doing to itself economically with this very, very stupid move.
April 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It is 12:01. The tariffs are now officially in place and I think this video best sums up what American is doing to itself economically with this very, very stupid move.
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Every tech company* has platform teams trying to build:
1. Heroku, except hand-rolled
2. One giant shared database, so engineers can ignore analytics without consequence
3. If they have a monolith, microservices. If microservices, a monolith
4. A solution to the halting problem
* Hyperbole. I hope
1. Heroku, except hand-rolled
2. One giant shared database, so engineers can ignore analytics without consequence
3. If they have a monolith, microservices. If microservices, a monolith
4. A solution to the halting problem
* Hyperbole. I hope
March 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Every tech company* has platform teams trying to build:
1. Heroku, except hand-rolled
2. One giant shared database, so engineers can ignore analytics without consequence
3. If they have a monolith, microservices. If microservices, a monolith
4. A solution to the halting problem
* Hyperbole. I hope
1. Heroku, except hand-rolled
2. One giant shared database, so engineers can ignore analytics without consequence
3. If they have a monolith, microservices. If microservices, a monolith
4. A solution to the halting problem
* Hyperbole. I hope
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who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
WHO IS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF DOGE???????
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
WHO IS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF DOGE???????
February 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
WHO IS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF DOGE???????
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
who is the administrator of DOGE
WHO IS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF DOGE???????
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I don't ever want to hear or see another Leftist/anarchist/whatever motherfucker say another damn word about "burning it all down" after these last ten days.
THIS IS WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE.
THIS IS WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE.
January 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I don't ever want to hear or see another Leftist/anarchist/whatever motherfucker say another damn word about "burning it all down" after these last ten days.
THIS IS WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE.
THIS IS WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE.
I don’t think this is going to be how CrowdStrike wins customers back
July 23, 2024 at 11:45 AM
I don’t think this is going to be how CrowdStrike wins customers back
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NEW SHRIT dashare.zone I WILL NEVER PASTE WITH FORMATING ,DO NOT FORMAT MY PASTE!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
July 9, 2024 at 11:39 PM
NEW SHRIT dashare.zone I WILL NEVER PASTE WITH FORMATING ,DO NOT FORMAT MY PASTE!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
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March 27, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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is this what they mean by rising murder rates in cities?
March 16, 2024 at 2:36 PM
is this what they mean by rising murder rates in cities?
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💬🔒⚛️ Delighted to announce iMessage PQ3, our formally-verified protocol for end-to-end encryption that provides the strongest post-quantum protections against “Harvest Now, Decrypt Later” attackers
mastodon.social/@fj/11196975...
mastodon.social/@fj/11196975...
Frederic Jacobs (@fj@mastodon.social)
💬🔒⚛️ Delighted to announce iMessage PQ3, our formally-verified protocol for end-to-end encryption that provides the strongest post-quantum protections against “Harvest Now, Decrypt Later” attackers by...
mastodon.social
February 21, 2024 at 2:55 PM
💬🔒⚛️ Delighted to announce iMessage PQ3, our formally-verified protocol for end-to-end encryption that provides the strongest post-quantum protections against “Harvest Now, Decrypt Later” attackers
mastodon.social/@fj/11196975...
mastodon.social/@fj/11196975...
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people are always talking about a hypothetical technologically advanced alien race ... but I always wonder, if they exist, do they also have to deal with PKI?
February 1, 2024 at 1:40 AM
people are always talking about a hypothetical technologically advanced alien race ... but I always wonder, if they exist, do they also have to deal with PKI?
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men only want one thing and it’s disgusting: to tunnel under eastern parkway to get to the shul
January 9, 2024 at 9:32 PM
men only want one thing and it’s disgusting: to tunnel under eastern parkway to get to the shul
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This paragraph from the NYRB's review of Werner Herzog's new memoir is REALLY something else
December 28, 2023 at 1:02 AM
This paragraph from the NYRB's review of Werner Herzog's new memoir is REALLY something else
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BLUESKY QUIP ON THE NEWS (s/o @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social)
December 21, 2023 at 1:39 AM
BLUESKY QUIP ON THE NEWS (s/o @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social)
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Connor Roy level eulogy
November 30, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Connor Roy level eulogy
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Doesn't he look tired?
lookin good sir, real healthy sir, like if christopher walken playing the role of “b-17 tail gunner on his ninth bombing run over berlin” sir
November 30, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Doesn't he look tired?