Gregory M. Guity
@callmegreggie.bsky.social
Black Man, Black Husband, Black Dad, writer/creator of Alleycat 2.0, merch designer, jokesmith & New Yorker.
Check out my creations & TREAT YO'SELF!
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Check out my creations & TREAT YO'SELF!
linktr.ee/callmegreggie
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CHECK ME OUT, I'M DOING THINGS:
Alleycat 2.0: PILOT: indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1
ONLINE GIFT SHOP: greggies-got-ideas.creator-spring.com
LINKTREE: linktr.ee/callmegreggie
Alleycat 2.0: PILOT: indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1
ONLINE GIFT SHOP: greggies-got-ideas.creator-spring.com
LINKTREE: linktr.ee/callmegreggie
Charlie Kirk was shot by someone more right wing than himself, and Trump's own people fucked with the escalator and his teleprompter at the UN.
With Friends Like These, like a motherfucker...
With Friends Like These, like a motherfucker...
September 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Charlie Kirk was shot by someone more right wing than himself, and Trump's own people fucked with the escalator and his teleprompter at the UN.
With Friends Like These, like a motherfucker...
With Friends Like These, like a motherfucker...
👊🏾🤟🏾to whoever just got a copy of Alleycat 2.0: Pilot...you just picked up my day in a big way!
And if that wasn't you, you can get a copy at indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1
And if that wasn't you, you can get a copy at indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1
September 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
👊🏾🤟🏾to whoever just got a copy of Alleycat 2.0: Pilot...you just picked up my day in a big way!
And if that wasn't you, you can get a copy at indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1
And if that wasn't you, you can get a copy at indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1
Going back to the drawing board on my promo postcards.
🔗 indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1 ⤵️
🔗 indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1 ⤵️
August 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Going back to the drawing board on my promo postcards.
🔗 indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1 ⤵️
🔗 indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1 ⤵️
...so he drinks the last of my whiskey, bums my lighter, and then he gives me his "advice". I'm about to be like dude, you're literally quoting my own song back to me but he was already unconscious. True story.
August 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
...so he drinks the last of my whiskey, bums my lighter, and then he gives me his "advice". I'm about to be like dude, you're literally quoting my own song back to me but he was already unconscious. True story.
You know that one theme song the Steiner Brothers used in Japan but Sid Vicious used in the States?
Yeah, that theme is SO BOSS...
youtu.be/giP7Jo4I3p4?...
Yeah, that theme is SO BOSS...
youtu.be/giP7Jo4I3p4?...
Steiners Theme
YouTube video by Daveshappell
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August 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
You know that one theme song the Steiner Brothers used in Japan but Sid Vicious used in the States?
Yeah, that theme is SO BOSS...
youtu.be/giP7Jo4I3p4?...
Yeah, that theme is SO BOSS...
youtu.be/giP7Jo4I3p4?...
It's that time...the Fall Exclusive is back for 2025:
teespring.com/backto-basic
teespring.com/backto-basic
Greggie's Got Ideas - Back to Basic ***FALL EXCLUSIVE***
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August 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It's that time...the Fall Exclusive is back for 2025:
teespring.com/backto-basic
teespring.com/backto-basic
I wish more comics fans knew about Milestone. I wish they knew them like they know Image. And not just what they saw on TV and one character crossing over into the DCAU.
August 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I wish more comics fans knew about Milestone. I wish they knew them like they know Image. And not just what they saw on TV and one character crossing over into the DCAU.
Someone on Threads ordered teespring.com/namaste-mutha-gold . Do you want one too?? Say yes.
Greggie's Got Ideas - Namaste, Mutha...! (Gold)
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August 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Someone on Threads ordered teespring.com/namaste-mutha-gold . Do you want one too?? Say yes.
Oh hey I just wanna make sure everyone is aware that the Krakoan Era only came about due to timeline manipulation and the X-Men's true history, the 60some years of stories you read all comes back if Moira is prevented from opening her mind to Professor X.
Ok - as you were!
Ok - as you were!
August 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Oh hey I just wanna make sure everyone is aware that the Krakoan Era only came about due to timeline manipulation and the X-Men's true history, the 60some years of stories you read all comes back if Moira is prevented from opening her mind to Professor X.
Ok - as you were!
Ok - as you were!
*Turns on Mental Tape Recorder*
"Trauma Bondin' Buddies": workplace sitcom, adult cartoon or ironic toy line? Can't decide.
*Turns off Mental Tape Recorder*
"Trauma Bondin' Buddies": workplace sitcom, adult cartoon or ironic toy line? Can't decide.
*Turns off Mental Tape Recorder*
August 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
*Turns on Mental Tape Recorder*
"Trauma Bondin' Buddies": workplace sitcom, adult cartoon or ironic toy line? Can't decide.
*Turns off Mental Tape Recorder*
"Trauma Bondin' Buddies": workplace sitcom, adult cartoon or ironic toy line? Can't decide.
*Turns off Mental Tape Recorder*
Another copy of Alleycat 2.0 ordered! Who else wants one? Available digitally or print!
August 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Another copy of Alleycat 2.0 ordered! Who else wants one? Available digitally or print!
Heard about those closing moments. Guess that's why WWE aren't doing pressers anymore...but if past is prologue, did they really have anything to worry about? #WWESummerSlam
August 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Heard about those closing moments. Guess that's why WWE aren't doing pressers anymore...but if past is prologue, did they really have anything to worry about? #WWESummerSlam
Superheroes are living symbols of our civic duty to each other. That's why the most enduring ones have one specific power: the ability to know WHEN to act, not just the power TO act.
August 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Superheroes are living symbols of our civic duty to each other. That's why the most enduring ones have one specific power: the ability to know WHEN to act, not just the power TO act.
Whosoever needs this message, heed it well:
There doesn't exist a reboot or remake that can reach into your brain and erase your memories and feelings for the original...or your preferred version.
I get that complaining is cathartic but you can just...IGNORE some shit.
There doesn't exist a reboot or remake that can reach into your brain and erase your memories and feelings for the original...or your preferred version.
I get that complaining is cathartic but you can just...IGNORE some shit.
August 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Whosoever needs this message, heed it well:
There doesn't exist a reboot or remake that can reach into your brain and erase your memories and feelings for the original...or your preferred version.
I get that complaining is cathartic but you can just...IGNORE some shit.
There doesn't exist a reboot or remake that can reach into your brain and erase your memories and feelings for the original...or your preferred version.
I get that complaining is cathartic but you can just...IGNORE some shit.
They're calling it the TMNT No. 1 of its generation!
They're calling it the next DreamWorks animated feature!
...alright FINE, it's me. I'm "they".
But I'm not wrong, either!
ALLEYCAT 2.0! Get your copy NOW:
indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1
They're calling it the next DreamWorks animated feature!
...alright FINE, it's me. I'm "they".
But I'm not wrong, either!
ALLEYCAT 2.0! Get your copy NOW:
indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1
Alleycat 2.0 #1 - IndyPlanet
Gregory M. Guity, Kent Clark Standard Comic Black & White Page Count: 28 Under the tutelage of the original, Felix Thomas is the second to become the legendary Alleycat of Nebelung Bay City. But, is...
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August 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They're calling it the TMNT No. 1 of its generation!
They're calling it the next DreamWorks animated feature!
...alright FINE, it's me. I'm "they".
But I'm not wrong, either!
ALLEYCAT 2.0! Get your copy NOW:
indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1
They're calling it the next DreamWorks animated feature!
...alright FINE, it's me. I'm "they".
But I'm not wrong, either!
ALLEYCAT 2.0! Get your copy NOW:
indyplanet.com/alleycat-20-1
😒 "I bet he's thinking about other women...'
🤔 "What if Chip and Dale were trained in the art of rescuing by Bernard and Miss Bianca themselves?"
🤔 "What if Chip and Dale were trained in the art of rescuing by Bernard and Miss Bianca themselves?"
July 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
😒 "I bet he's thinking about other women...'
🤔 "What if Chip and Dale were trained in the art of rescuing by Bernard and Miss Bianca themselves?"
🤔 "What if Chip and Dale were trained in the art of rescuing by Bernard and Miss Bianca themselves?"
Pedro Pascal plays Reed Richards like he goes to bed terrified that Sue, Ben and Johnny will tell him they hate him...and wakes up relieved every day when they don't. #FantasticFour
July 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Pedro Pascal plays Reed Richards like he goes to bed terrified that Sue, Ben and Johnny will tell him they hate him...and wakes up relieved every day when they don't. #FantasticFour
Welp...at least this time it was an old, bigoted, shit-brained inveterate liar. AND he was orange.
Getting warmer... #HulkHogan
Getting warmer... #HulkHogan
July 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Welp...at least this time it was an old, bigoted, shit-brained inveterate liar. AND he was orange.
Getting warmer... #HulkHogan
Getting warmer... #HulkHogan
I feel like AI speaks to people's laziness and greed.
Too many people don't wanna think and too many people don't wanna spend money.
Too many people don't wanna think and too many people don't wanna spend money.
July 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I feel like AI speaks to people's laziness and greed.
Too many people don't wanna think and too many people don't wanna spend money.
Too many people don't wanna think and too many people don't wanna spend money.
I read spoilers. I do so because stories can hit hard, and I like to be able to prepare myself.
There was one thing I wanted to know before I sought out a ticket for "The Fantastic Four: First Steps". I know it and now I can go see it.
There was one thing I wanted to know before I sought out a ticket for "The Fantastic Four: First Steps". I know it and now I can go see it.
July 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I read spoilers. I do so because stories can hit hard, and I like to be able to prepare myself.
There was one thing I wanted to know before I sought out a ticket for "The Fantastic Four: First Steps". I know it and now I can go see it.
There was one thing I wanted to know before I sought out a ticket for "The Fantastic Four: First Steps". I know it and now I can go see it.
Opinions are more like assholes than people realize:
Not only does everybody have one, but if you want anybody to care about yours, being smart, good-looking and/or funny helps. #Jokesmith
Not only does everybody have one, but if you want anybody to care about yours, being smart, good-looking and/or funny helps. #Jokesmith
July 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Opinions are more like assholes than people realize:
Not only does everybody have one, but if you want anybody to care about yours, being smart, good-looking and/or funny helps. #Jokesmith
Not only does everybody have one, but if you want anybody to care about yours, being smart, good-looking and/or funny helps. #Jokesmith
Word up.
One year ago today, Vice President Kamala Harris started her campaign for President of the United States and I’ll never believe that she lost nor will I ever regret voting for her or Hillary Clinton. My conscience is clear. 💙👊
July 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Word up.
People don't really see what I say on social media. I suppose on the one hand I can say whatever. But on the other...I make dope shit that you'd be hyped to have, but you don't know about it.
It's...confounding.
It's...confounding.
July 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
People don't really see what I say on social media. I suppose on the one hand I can say whatever. But on the other...I make dope shit that you'd be hyped to have, but you don't know about it.
It's...confounding.
It's...confounding.
Three copies of my comic have been ordered today! Whoever that was, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
If you weren't one of them, link in comments baby! Batman meets Blacksad! The TMNT #1 of its generation! A @dreamworks.com animated feature waiting to happen!
If you weren't one of them, link in comments baby! Batman meets Blacksad! The TMNT #1 of its generation! A @dreamworks.com animated feature waiting to happen!
July 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Three copies of my comic have been ordered today! Whoever that was, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
If you weren't one of them, link in comments baby! Batman meets Blacksad! The TMNT #1 of its generation! A @dreamworks.com animated feature waiting to happen!
If you weren't one of them, link in comments baby! Batman meets Blacksad! The TMNT #1 of its generation! A @dreamworks.com animated feature waiting to happen!