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Jacob Derwin
@jacobed.bsky.social
first moon to walk on the man
Hang, we survived another week on The Floor. Thanks for hanging in there with me! #realitytv #gameshow
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I’m sorry but it will always crack me up that the name of the guy who started Pilates was literally Joseph Pilates
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Watching Zohran’s rally from last night…

So AOC is running for president right?
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Join me and these wonderful #survivor alums to phonebank for Zohran tonight! Shady behavior belongs on reality TV not in our politics. Sign up at the link below to support this campaign! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/volunteer-re...
October 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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More than a decade ago, I sat down with @marcmaron.bsky.social in his garage to tape something new called a podcast. This time, he came to me to record his last episode.

We talked about the power of conviction, decency in an age of division, and the true story of America.
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Do the children know that one of the major characters in Fiddler on the Roof is named "Lazar Wolf"
October 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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truly a Hall of Fame grift from weiss here. the frank lucas of bad faith bullshit. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/b...
Paramount Buys The Free Press, Ushering in a New Era at CBS News
www.nytimes.com
October 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I Am Gonna Claw (Out Your Eyes And Drown You To Death)
October 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Hey I think I see some guy who looks like @jacobed.bsky.social on TV anyway I wish that guy luck on The Floor whoever he is
September 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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condemnations of political violence are well taken but it does feel as if some
prominent political commentators are of the view that violence isn’t a part of the history of American politics and that is very much not true.
September 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m a few days late but WHO THE FUCK IS EARRING MAGIC KEN
September 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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BRRRRINGETH ME HOMESTAR AND THE CHEAT
a sign that says today is labor day
ALT: a sign that says today is labor day
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
We are so back. The Floor season 4 premieres September 24th.

#thefloor #survivor #realitytv
August 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I'm trying to riff on this but "Eric Adams's team attempted to bribe a local reporter by slipping them a wad of bills in a bag of chips" is so perfect by itself

something something "when the chips are down" I guess but lollllll
August 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Okay so we’re just gonna sit back and let the federal government militarize the nation’s police force, yeah? Cool cool cool.
August 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wait, “Drops of Jupiter” has a secondary title (Tell Me)? This whole time?!?
July 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I hope Jason and Stevie stay friends now that they’ve graduated #taskmaster
July 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Oh you’re an empath? What number am I thinking of
June 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Headstrong by Trapt was my introduction to punk rock except it was on Donkey Konga 2
May 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Your own wedding is a good time to peak
May 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Cinnamon soaked funk
April 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
WHO JUMPS HIGHER THAN DIANE KEATON?
April 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM