Jacob Derwin
@jacobed.bsky.social
first moon to walk on the man
Hang, we survived another week on The Floor. Thanks for hanging in there with me! #realitytv #gameshow
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Hang, we survived another week on The Floor. Thanks for hanging in there with me! #realitytv #gameshow
Join me and these wonderful #survivor alums to phonebank for Zohran tonight! Shady behavior belongs on reality TV not in our politics. Sign up at the link below to support this campaign! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/volunteer-re...
October 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Join me and these wonderful #survivor alums to phonebank for Zohran tonight! Shady behavior belongs on reality TV not in our politics. Sign up at the link below to support this campaign! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/volunteer-re...
August 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Headstrong by Trapt was my introduction to punk rock except it was on Donkey Konga 2
May 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Headstrong by Trapt was my introduction to punk rock except it was on Donkey Konga 2
Your own wedding is a good time to peak
May 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Your own wedding is a good time to peak
So sleepy, but is she a cat or a squirrel?
March 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
So sleepy, but is she a cat or a squirrel?
There is no cat in this picture
February 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
There is no cat in this picture
Queen Latifah announcing the Charlie XCX performance at the Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Queen Latifah announcing the Charlie XCX performance at the Grammys
Cat croissant timeline cleanse
January 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Cat croissant timeline cleanse
College laptop circa 2014 core
January 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
College laptop circa 2014 core
TikTok is dead so here’s a picture of my cat going full pretzel mode in order to test her chin on my arm
January 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM
TikTok is dead so here’s a picture of my cat going full pretzel mode in order to test her chin on my arm
Lily is over your shit
January 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Lily is over your shit
Looks like we made it
January 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Looks like we made it
After over 40 hours in the car together, over 1,500 miles on the road, and two weeks of travel, Beda and I are back in Brooklyn and absolutely exhausted, but thrilled by the joy of our adventure. I highly recommend driving down the west coast with someone you love, even during the Winter!!
December 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM
After over 40 hours in the car together, over 1,500 miles on the road, and two weeks of travel, Beda and I are back in Brooklyn and absolutely exhausted, but thrilled by the joy of our adventure. I highly recommend driving down the west coast with someone you love, even during the Winter!!
After checking in to our 50s themed room (complete with '56 Cadillac bed, 5-foot-deep soaking tub and projector screen: we watched Grease) we drove over to Solvang. We ate Danish pastries and some street sausages, which a shepherd-mix named Odin politely begged us for. #roadtrip #travel
December 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM
On our way out, we pocketed several jars of expensive marmalade, snagged our complimentary $13 New Zealand water from the fridge, and drove down to the shore to get some air before jumping back in the Kia to drive to the Victorian Mansion Bed & Breakfast in Los Alamos. #roadtrip #travel
December 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM
The next day, we enjoyed breakfast at the B&B, said goodbye to Lucky, a third generation cat living on (overseeing) the property, and made our way to the Mystery Spot, where our tour guide Electra wowed us and our tour group with top notch carnie sideshow optical illusions. #roadtrip #travel
December 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Shortly after sundown, we arrived at the Featherbed Railroad B&B in Nice, featuring themed rooms inside of individual train cars around the property. Our room was "Casablanca", featuring a whole piano, film prop lookalikes, and a gigantic spa bathtub in the back of the car. #roadtrip #travel
December 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM