Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️
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Your one and only Mechanical Emcee. Sometimes human.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️
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· Mar 26
Genuinely curious how many people have blocked me because they misunderstood that the robot persona is a quazi-RP thing and not indicative of me being an AI.
Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
Hello #DB2025!
Dix's Log is back, and ready to go!
dixslog.vee-
You know what? That's far too much typing.
How about this?
dixslog.org
Dix's Log is back, and ready to go!
dixslog.vee-
You know what? That's far too much typing.
How about this?
dixslog.org
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Hello #DB2025!
Dix's Log is back, and ready to go!
dixslog.vee-
You know what? That's far too much typing.
How about this?
dixslog.org
Dix's Log is back, and ready to go!
dixslog.vee-
You know what? That's far too much typing.
How about this?
dixslog.org
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Valve: "This is the Steam Machi-"
Everyone: GabeCube
Everyone: GabeCube
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Valve: "This is the Steam Machi-"
Everyone: GabeCube
Everyone: GabeCube
Bowser: "It's called 'Bold and Brash'"
Mario: "More like, 'Belongs in the Trash'!"
Mario: "More like, 'Belongs in the Trash'!"
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Bowser: "It's called 'Bold and Brash'"
Mario: "More like, 'Belongs in the Trash'!"
Mario: "More like, 'Belongs in the Trash'!"
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November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Currently stuck in my head: the "dance the magic dance" song but it's all Banjo-Kazooie sound effects
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Currently stuck in my head: the "dance the magic dance" song but it's all Banjo-Kazooie sound effects
lmao chat I got anon hate on Tumblr over a post where I said who gives a shit about people making sexy art of Renamon
genuinely the way the ask was written made it sound like they'd never encountered furries on the internet before
like bro is it your first day on Earth where have you been
genuinely the way the ask was written made it sound like they'd never encountered furries on the internet before
like bro is it your first day on Earth where have you been
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
lmao chat I got anon hate on Tumblr over a post where I said who gives a shit about people making sexy art of Renamon
genuinely the way the ask was written made it sound like they'd never encountered furries on the internet before
like bro is it your first day on Earth where have you been
genuinely the way the ask was written made it sound like they'd never encountered furries on the internet before
like bro is it your first day on Earth where have you been
Close enough
Welcome back, VMK
Welcome back, VMK
Disneyland in Fortnite – First Look at Disneyland Game Rush Island & Mini Games
Disneyland in Fortnite - First Look at Disneyland Game Rush Island & Mini Games
Disney Parks has announced a partnership with Epic Games that brings Disneyland to Fortnite for the first time ever!
blogmickey.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Close enough
Welcome back, VMK
Welcome back, VMK
Chillax bro, like, Hakuna your tatas.
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Chillax bro, like, Hakuna your tatas.
Can't wait to see Silwa's stupid fucking tiny-ass hat again in a few years.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Can't wait to see Silwa's stupid fucking tiny-ass hat again in a few years.
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BREAKING: gm_bigcity elects male_07 mayor in historic landslide.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
BREAKING: gm_bigcity elects male_07 mayor in historic landslide.
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Seems like the GOP needs to moderate their stances and start talking about the real kitchen table issues instead of bathroom bans and how much they hate trans folks
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger projected to become Virginia's first female governor, NBC News projects.
Read more here: www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
Read more here: www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Seems like the GOP needs to moderate their stances and start talking about the real kitchen table issues instead of bathroom bans and how much they hate trans folks
Genuinely not sure why I'm following the election results so closely. I don't live in NJ or NYC.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Genuinely not sure why I'm following the election results so closely. I don't live in NJ or NYC.
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Eyes emoji
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Eyes emoji
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I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
People who post the one screenshot of Renamon talking about Digimon lacking genders are genuinely more annoying than people whose only knowledge of the series is Rule 34 because at least the latter group appears to actually be having fun
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
People who post the one screenshot of Renamon talking about Digimon lacking genders are genuinely more annoying than people whose only knowledge of the series is Rule 34 because at least the latter group appears to actually be having fun
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sonny Eclipse!
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sonny Eclipse!
I was today years old when I learned about sudo !!
It repeats the last command entered but with sudo
Could've saved me so much time
It repeats the last command entered but with sudo
Could've saved me so much time
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I was today years old when I learned about sudo !!
It repeats the last command entered but with sudo
Could've saved me so much time
It repeats the last command entered but with sudo
Could've saved me so much time
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Happy Halloween!
Head to disordat.games and enter Game ID Halloween25 (case sensitive) for a fun little thing I put together.
#YDKJ
Head to disordat.games and enter Game ID Halloween25 (case sensitive) for a fun little thing I put together.
#YDKJ
disordat.games
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy Halloween!
Head to disordat.games and enter Game ID Halloween25 (case sensitive) for a fun little thing I put together.
#YDKJ
Head to disordat.games and enter Game ID Halloween25 (case sensitive) for a fun little thing I put together.
#YDKJ
Happy Halloween!
Head to disordat.games and enter Game ID Halloween25 (case sensitive) for a fun little thing I put together.
#YDKJ
Head to disordat.games and enter Game ID Halloween25 (case sensitive) for a fun little thing I put together.
#YDKJ
disordat.games
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy Halloween!
Head to disordat.games and enter Game ID Halloween25 (case sensitive) for a fun little thing I put together.
#YDKJ
Head to disordat.games and enter Game ID Halloween25 (case sensitive) for a fun little thing I put together.
#YDKJ
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