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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️
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· Mar 26
Genuinely curious how many people have blocked me because they misunderstood that the robot persona is a quazi-RP thing and not indicative of me being an AI.
Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
If the Magic Kingdom is the Happiest Place on Earth, the Transportation and Ticket Center may very well be the Saddest
January 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
If the Magic Kingdom is the Happiest Place on Earth, the Transportation and Ticket Center may very well be the Saddest
Just saw Mary Poppins on Main Street USA and I could swear I heard PL Travers having a stroke in the afterlife
January 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Just saw Mary Poppins on Main Street USA and I could swear I heard PL Travers having a stroke in the afterlife
My mom: "Can we turn [GDQ] off and watch [some college football game]?"
Also my mom: *browsing Facebook on her phone for most of the playtime*
Also my mom: *browsing Facebook on her phone for most of the playtime*
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
My mom: "Can we turn [GDQ] off and watch [some college football game]?"
Also my mom: *browsing Facebook on her phone for most of the playtime*
Also my mom: *browsing Facebook on her phone for most of the playtime*
I'm back from my offline time
Oh jeez the Isabelle thing got out of hand while I was gone.
I apologize for contributing in any way to a pile-on, especially against a trans journalist.
While some amount of criticism of her post is warranted, shouting her off the platform is not.
Oh jeez the Isabelle thing got out of hand while I was gone.
I apologize for contributing in any way to a pile-on, especially against a trans journalist.
While some amount of criticism of her post is warranted, shouting her off the platform is not.
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I'm back from my offline time
Oh jeez the Isabelle thing got out of hand while I was gone.
I apologize for contributing in any way to a pile-on, especially against a trans journalist.
While some amount of criticism of her post is warranted, shouting her off the platform is not.
Oh jeez the Isabelle thing got out of hand while I was gone.
I apologize for contributing in any way to a pile-on, especially against a trans journalist.
While some amount of criticism of her post is warranted, shouting her off the platform is not.
Disconnecting due to a family trip. Be good while I'm gone, y'all.
veebot@veebot:~$ sleep 4d
veebot@veebot:~$ sleep 4d
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Disconnecting due to a family trip. Be good while I'm gone, y'all.
veebot@veebot:~$ sleep 4d
veebot@veebot:~$ sleep 4d
Joining the war on gooners on the side of the gooners
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Joining the war on gooners on the side of the gooners
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heard the RAM shortage is getting bad so I've been trying to stock up🤞
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
heard the RAM shortage is getting bad so I've been trying to stock up🤞
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lol are the world's dumbest people screeching and wailing about titty mods again, welcome back 2014
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
lol are the world's dumbest people screeching and wailing about titty mods again, welcome back 2014
First: do no harm
Second: be a weirdo little freak
Second: be a weirdo little freak
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
First: do no harm
Second: be a weirdo little freak
Second: be a weirdo little freak
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chibi robo my beloved
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
chibi robo my beloved
Hot take, apropos of something from my TL: posting or making something that shits on a person or community and then quietly tacking on a "oh and don't harass or be an asshole to said person/community" is weaksauce shit and doesn't actually absolve you of your responsibility for the ensuing shit.
January 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Hot take, apropos of something from my TL: posting or making something that shits on a person or community and then quietly tacking on a "oh and don't harass or be an asshole to said person/community" is weaksauce shit and doesn't actually absolve you of your responsibility for the ensuing shit.
If sex is so great why isn't there-
![(Showing the tcrf.net page for Sex 2; having the game's thumbnail censored for probably obvious reasons.)
(Developer: Stone Heads[1]; Publisher: Aypio[1][2][3]; Platforms: PC-98, DOS, Windows)
"Sex 2 is the sequel to Sex where you follow the same basic premise: sex with sexy members of the opposite sex."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3mrjblg7toe5op6fnac2bivg/bafkreie56tphjkqwsyd55uapw62u64j4dvmgxpsru22vfe4sr6sxc7w66q@jpeg)
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
If sex is so great why isn't there-
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On an internet full of poisonous gamer subcultures, this competitive scene has a giant crowd enthusiastically cheering "trans rights!" shoutouts like a dozen times an hour
Obviously every scene has its pockets of toxicity, but this community could have turned out SO differently
Obviously every scene has its pockets of toxicity, but this community could have turned out SO differently
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
On an internet full of poisonous gamer subcultures, this competitive scene has a giant crowd enthusiastically cheering "trans rights!" shoutouts like a dozen times an hour
Obviously every scene has its pockets of toxicity, but this community could have turned out SO differently
Obviously every scene has its pockets of toxicity, but this community could have turned out SO differently
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The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me
My most Cinema Sins-esque Disney World opinion is wanting an explanation as to why Dr. Seeker on Dinosaur! doesn't just send the riders to any day other than the exact one the meteor wipes out the dinosaurs.
Just send us to one week earlier and we'd have plenty of time to get the Iguanodon.
Just send us to one week earlier and we'd have plenty of time to get the Iguanodon.
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
My most Cinema Sins-esque Disney World opinion is wanting an explanation as to why Dr. Seeker on Dinosaur! doesn't just send the riders to any day other than the exact one the meteor wipes out the dinosaurs.
Just send us to one week earlier and we'd have plenty of time to get the Iguanodon.
Just send us to one week earlier and we'd have plenty of time to get the Iguanodon.
Wearing a @defunctland.bsky.social T-shirt at Animal Kingdom and counting how many comments I get:
Currently at 2, both Cast Members.
Currently at 2, both Cast Members.
January 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Wearing a @defunctland.bsky.social T-shirt at Animal Kingdom and counting how many comments I get:
Currently at 2, both Cast Members.
Currently at 2, both Cast Members.
Kilimanjaro Safaris guide: "The Savannah is home to-"
BiL-Bot: "The Bananas."
BiL-Bot: "The Bananas."
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Kilimanjaro Safaris guide: "The Savannah is home to-"
BiL-Bot: "The Bananas."
BiL-Bot: "The Bananas."
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sometimes i get an idea and have no choice but to follow it to its conclusion
March 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
sometimes i get an idea and have no choice but to follow it to its conclusion
*clears throat*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH JESUS FUCK SOMEONE FUCKING DO SOMETHING I FUCKING CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STILL DOING THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH JESUS FUCK SOMEONE FUCKING DO SOMETHING I FUCKING CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STILL DOING THIS
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
*clears throat*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH JESUS FUCK SOMEONE FUCKING DO SOMETHING I FUCKING CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STILL DOING THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH JESUS FUCK SOMEONE FUCKING DO SOMETHING I FUCKING CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STILL DOING THIS
It's January 1, 2026. I have a new project idea. God help me, I'm back on my bullshit.
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
It's January 1, 2026. I have a new project idea. God help me, I'm back on my bullshit.
First post of 2026
Better not waste it
pee farts
Better not waste it
pee farts
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
First post of 2026
Better not waste it
pee farts
Better not waste it
pee farts
Is it over yet I want to go to bed
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Is it over yet I want to go to bed
Was watching a You Don't Know Jack let's play on YouTube while on a flight and accidentally managed to time it perfectly so that the exact moment the Jack Attack ended and the final scores are revealed was the exact moment we landed.
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Was watching a You Don't Know Jack let's play on YouTube while on a flight and accidentally managed to time it perfectly so that the exact moment the Jack Attack ended and the final scores are revealed was the exact moment we landed.
Ask not for whom Baba is, for Baba is thee
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ask not for whom Baba is, for Baba is thee