Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️
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Your one and only Mechanical Emcee. Sometimes human.
Sponsored by your friends at Global Automatons, Inc.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️
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· Mar 26
Genuinely curious how many people have blocked me because they misunderstood that the robot persona is a quazi-RP thing and not indicative of me being an AI.
Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
Oh goddammit. These damn watches must be cursed or something.
Our negotiations with Core Devices have broken down, and we need your help, as the community, to decide what to do next: rebble.io/2025/11/17/c...
(Aside: Ugh. This is probably the least pleasant thing we have ever had to write. We're incredibly sad it went this way, and sorry to have to post it.)
(Aside: Ugh. This is probably the least pleasant thing we have ever had to write. We're incredibly sad it went this way, and sorry to have to post it.)
Rebble · Core Devices Keeps Stealing Our Work
This is a post that we don’t take any joy in writing. When we wrote last month about our agreement with Core Devices, we went into it believing that coopera...
rebble.io
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Oh goddammit. These damn watches must be cursed or something.
The absolute pain of having another idea for A Thing I Want To Make and looking at my long list of Things I've Tried To Make and Didn't Finish and sadly filing it away into the ever-growing list of ideas I'll never build.
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The absolute pain of having another idea for A Thing I Want To Make and looking at my long list of Things I've Tried To Make and Didn't Finish and sadly filing it away into the ever-growing list of ideas I'll never build.
It's weird to put a word to what I have but I'm somewhat convinced that I may have Dysgraphia. My handwriting has often been described as messy and inconsistent, and is often very difficult for others to read.
The image on the Wikipedia page doesn't look far off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgrap...
The image on the Wikipedia page doesn't look far off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgrap...
Dysgraphia - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's weird to put a word to what I have but I'm somewhat convinced that I may have Dysgraphia. My handwriting has often been described as messy and inconsistent, and is often very difficult for others to read.
The image on the Wikipedia page doesn't look far off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgrap...
The image on the Wikipedia page doesn't look far off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgrap...
*stands and salutes, a single tear running down my cheek*
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
*stands and salutes, a single tear running down my cheek*
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*Foghorn Leghorn voice* UNDERSTAND, I SAY UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT, BOY, THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
*Foghorn Leghorn voice* UNDERSTAND, I SAY UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT, BOY, THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
I love how most people will have zero context for this if they're not watching Desert Bus
I killed Graham
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I love how most people will have zero context for this if they're not watching Desert Bus
While working at a PC recycling nonprofit, going through a bin of potentially bad hard drives, I spot a drive labelled "Failure Imminent"
Me: "Oh, that's the name of my autobiography!"
Coworker: *hysterical laughter*
Me: "Oh, that's the name of my autobiography!"
Coworker: *hysterical laughter*
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
While working at a PC recycling nonprofit, going through a bin of potentially bad hard drives, I spot a drive labelled "Failure Imminent"
Me: "Oh, that's the name of my autobiography!"
Coworker: *hysterical laughter*
Me: "Oh, that's the name of my autobiography!"
Coworker: *hysterical laughter*
You can't do this to me Fangamer
Our Black Friday sale is here! Starting right now you can get free US + discounted int'l shipping, shop our Year-End Sale, and build up bonus gift codes with every order you make: www.fangamer.com?utm_source=b...
Plus new merch is coming all month! Watch the video for a sneak preview
Plus new merch is coming all month! Watch the video for a sneak preview
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You can't do this to me Fangamer
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if your guess for my next SRMTHFG fanart is Nova, you’re absolutely right. no prizes tho, not that it isn’t obvious enough anyway.
#srmthfg #nova #wip #procreate
#srmthfg #nova #wip #procreate
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
if your guess for my next SRMTHFG fanart is Nova, you’re absolutely right. no prizes tho, not that it isn’t obvious enough anyway.
#srmthfg #nova #wip #procreate
#srmthfg #nova #wip #procreate
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Transgender Awareness Week is here, followed by Transgender Day of Remembrance on Nov. 20th. Uplift transgender voices this coming week and take a moment to remember those left behind, as we continue to fight side by side with our trans siblings. #nolgbwithoutthet
www.hrc.org/campaigns/tr...
www.hrc.org/campaigns/tr...
Honoring Transgender Awareness Week and Transgender Day of Remembrance
Transgender Awareness Week and Transgender Day of Remembrance is a time for the LGBTQ+ community to celebrate, uplift and honor our trans community. By…
www.hrc.org
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Transgender Awareness Week is here, followed by Transgender Day of Remembrance on Nov. 20th. Uplift transgender voices this coming week and take a moment to remember those left behind, as we continue to fight side by side with our trans siblings. #nolgbwithoutthet
www.hrc.org/campaigns/tr...
www.hrc.org/campaigns/tr...
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hello #DB2025!
Dix's Log is back, and ready to go!
dixslog.vee-
You know what? That's far too much typing.
How about this?
dixslog.org
Dix's Log is back, and ready to go!
dixslog.vee-
You know what? That's far too much typing.
How about this?
dixslog.org
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Hello #DB2025!
Dix's Log is back, and ready to go!
dixslog.vee-
You know what? That's far too much typing.
How about this?
dixslog.org
Dix's Log is back, and ready to go!
dixslog.vee-
You know what? That's far too much typing.
How about this?
dixslog.org
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Valve: "This is the Steam Machi-"
Everyone: GabeCube
Everyone: GabeCube
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Valve: "This is the Steam Machi-"
Everyone: GabeCube
Everyone: GabeCube
Bowser: "It's called 'Bold and Brash'"
Mario: "More like, 'Belongs in the Trash'!"
Mario: "More like, 'Belongs in the Trash'!"
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Bowser: "It's called 'Bold and Brash'"
Mario: "More like, 'Belongs in the Trash'!"
Mario: "More like, 'Belongs in the Trash'!"
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November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Currently stuck in my head: the "dance the magic dance" song but it's all Banjo-Kazooie sound effects
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Currently stuck in my head: the "dance the magic dance" song but it's all Banjo-Kazooie sound effects
lmao chat I got anon hate on Tumblr over a post where I said who gives a shit about people making sexy art of Renamon
genuinely the way the ask was written made it sound like they'd never encountered furries on the internet before
like bro is it your first day on Earth where have you been
genuinely the way the ask was written made it sound like they'd never encountered furries on the internet before
like bro is it your first day on Earth where have you been
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
lmao chat I got anon hate on Tumblr over a post where I said who gives a shit about people making sexy art of Renamon
genuinely the way the ask was written made it sound like they'd never encountered furries on the internet before
like bro is it your first day on Earth where have you been
genuinely the way the ask was written made it sound like they'd never encountered furries on the internet before
like bro is it your first day on Earth where have you been
Close enough
Welcome back, VMK
Welcome back, VMK
Disneyland in Fortnite – First Look at Disneyland Game Rush Island & Mini Games
Disneyland in Fortnite - First Look at Disneyland Game Rush Island & Mini Games
Disney Parks has announced a partnership with Epic Games that brings Disneyland to Fortnite for the first time ever!
blogmickey.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Close enough
Welcome back, VMK
Welcome back, VMK
Chillax bro, like, Hakuna your tatas.
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Chillax bro, like, Hakuna your tatas.
Can't wait to see Silwa's stupid fucking tiny-ass hat again in a few years.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Can't wait to see Silwa's stupid fucking tiny-ass hat again in a few years.
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BREAKING: gm_bigcity elects male_07 mayor in historic landslide.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
BREAKING: gm_bigcity elects male_07 mayor in historic landslide.
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Seems like the GOP needs to moderate their stances and start talking about the real kitchen table issues instead of bathroom bans and how much they hate trans folks
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger projected to become Virginia's first female governor, NBC News projects.
Read more here: www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
Read more here: www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Seems like the GOP needs to moderate their stances and start talking about the real kitchen table issues instead of bathroom bans and how much they hate trans folks